Said this to my boss once..she accused me of stonewalling…or did I accuse her of stonewalling…no matter, reminds me, must fill out yearly job summary,oy!
The Ten Commandments are not “suggestions” … (I think that came from a movie, unsure which one). Carl, you’re right … the comments to your posts are really a great read. Love the humor.
48 responses to “Guidelines by Carl D’Agostino”
blackwatertown
April 28th, 2012 at 14:39
If they throw the book at him, he’ll never get over it.
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Carl D'Agostino
April 28th, 2012 at 18:18
He’ll have quite a headache too.
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Tony McGurk
April 26th, 2012 at 05:47
Stone cold justice from stone cold judges
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Carl D'Agostino
April 26th, 2012 at 05:56
As Bob Dylan said “Everyone must get stoned”
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monicastangledweb
April 26th, 2012 at 02:31
Love all the chuckles you send my way!
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Carl D'Agostino
April 26th, 2012 at 05:55
Good. Thanks for supporting my blog.
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jannatwrites
April 26th, 2012 at 01:55
Hehehe. Actually, they kind of are carved in stone 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
April 26th, 2012 at 05:54
You got it !
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CMSmith
May 14th, 2012 at 19:42
Excellent
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Carl D'Agostino
May 14th, 2012 at 21:02
This one is in my top 10 favorites .
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a. m. f.
April 26th, 2012 at 00:45
Said this to my boss once..she accused me of stonewalling…or did I accuse her of stonewalling…no matter, reminds me, must fill out yearly job summary,oy!
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Carl D'Agostino
April 26th, 2012 at 05:54
as long as it doesn’t snowball into stone throwing.
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pattisj
April 26th, 2012 at 00:17
I hope justice doesn’t fall on the “court.”
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Carl D'Agostino
April 26th, 2012 at 05:53
Thou shalt nalt squash judges.
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earthriderjudyberman
April 25th, 2012 at 20:27
The Ten Commandments are not “suggestions” … (I think that came from a movie, unsure which one). Carl, you’re right … the comments to your posts are really a great read. Love the humor.
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Carl D'Agostino
April 25th, 2012 at 22:42
Yes you are right. The 12 Steps are suggestions for recovery. (friend of Bill)
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kateshrewsday
April 25th, 2012 at 17:14
As they say in panto: “Behind You!”
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Hansi
April 25th, 2012 at 16:23
Only six commandments?
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Carl D'Agostino
April 25th, 2012 at 16:30
More are being chiseled. When George Washington was President there were 3 federal criminal statutes. Now the laws exceed 75,000 pages.
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latebloomerbuds
April 25th, 2012 at 21:16
🙂
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Mark Petruska
April 25th, 2012 at 13:43
Talk about being caught between a rock and a hard place!
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Carl D'Agostino
April 25th, 2012 at 16:29
He’ll probably get stoned for this. (not the cool kind).
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Deb
April 25th, 2012 at 12:42
Too funny, Carl!
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Carl D'Agostino
April 25th, 2012 at 16:28
Thanks.
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totsymae1011
April 25th, 2012 at 11:45
Well, when you screw up, it is in stone in some folk memories. You know, like those rock head folks.
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Carl D'Agostino
April 25th, 2012 at 16:27
I know. Like that time in the third grade. Get over it.
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poemsandponderings
April 25th, 2012 at 11:30
I noticed there are only VI commandments. Which ones did you delete?
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totsymae1011
April 25th, 2012 at 12:23
Hmmmm….Real good question.
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poemsandponderings
April 25th, 2012 at 23:00
My guess may be adultery, coveting (2) and two others of circumstantial interchangebility..
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Carl D'Agostino
April 25th, 2012 at 16:26
More on reverse of course.
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lscotthoughts
April 25th, 2012 at 10:57
I used to work in the court system, so this really tickles my funny bone! 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
April 25th, 2012 at 11:09
I have been in the court system a number of times. Unfortunately I was the guy with the handcuffs.
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lscotthoughts
April 25th, 2012 at 11:14
Uh oh! 🙂
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nursemyra
April 25th, 2012 at 18:30
Have you created any cartoons about those experiences Carl?
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Carl D'Agostino
April 25th, 2012 at 18:35
I thought I was having fun, but not very funny at all. 7 arrests. We’ll leave it at that.
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Craig N.
April 25th, 2012 at 10:10
Bam Bam and “Pebbles” came first, such progress!
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Carl D'Agostino
April 25th, 2012 at 10:40
I am impressed with your knowledge of prehistoric people.
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cat
April 25th, 2012 at 09:36
You made me smile … thank you. Love, cat.
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Carl D'Agostino
April 25th, 2012 at 10:55
Well good. Mission accomplished. Welcome to my smile world and friends here.
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Maxi
April 25th, 2012 at 08:15
Weeell, there are some things that are written on the brain forever; like the rule about…
Many Blessings – Maxi
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Carl D'Agostino
April 25th, 2012 at 10:39
Rule. Schmool.
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Maxi
April 25th, 2012 at 10:46
Right there with ya, my friend. Blessings – Maxi
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adeeyoyo
April 25th, 2012 at 07:47
Thank goodness we don’t live in the stone age – imaging trying to erase or change the rules.
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Carl D'Agostino
April 25th, 2012 at 10:38
No amendments – too much work.
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suzicate
April 25th, 2012 at 07:19
Ha, a bit harder to “shred” those records!
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Carl D'Agostino
April 25th, 2012 at 10:38
Oliver North would have found a way.
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Ankur Mithal
April 25th, 2012 at 07:19
and a stony silence followed….
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Carl D'Agostino
April 25th, 2012 at 10:37
Like another brick in the wall.
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