Hey kids, be careful out there. The field is full of red ants, spiders, and snakes. The most frightful enemy though are the big kids in the sixth grade that will run right over you and even steal your basket. Most Easter candy is crummy anyway. Empty your piggy bank and go for the Belgian or Dutch chocolate available at the mall. Then sit back and laugh at these joyful fools get ant bites and bruises in their Easter Egg War.