“Party Time” by Carl D’Agostino
Archive for December, 2013
Crazy Beans Riddles by Carl D’Agostino
1. What kind of beans do sailors eat?
2.What kind of beans do museum curators eat?
3. What kind of beans do horses eat?
4. What kind of beans do East Europeans eat?
5. What kind of beans do communists eat?
6. What kind of beans do cowards eat?
7. What kind of beans do violins eat?
8. What kind of beans do Martians eat?
9. What kind of beans do crazy people eat?
10. What kind of beans do urologist eat?
11. What kind of beans do track teams eat?
12. What kind of beans do Peruvians eat?
13. What kind of beans do fish eat?
14. What kind of beans are made into hats?
15. What kind of beans are good for your bones?
16. What kind of beans does the sun eat?
17. What kind of beans do flamingos eat?
18. What kind of beans do rabbits and frogs eat?
19. What kind of beans go with peanut butter?
20. What kind of beans go with bread?
ANSWERS: 1) Navy, 2) Wax, 3) Pinto, 4) Pole, 5) Red, 6) Yellow, 7) String, 8} Green, 9) Garbanzo, 10) Kidney, 11) Runner, 12) Lima, 13) Coral, 14) Velvet, 15) Marrow, 16) Corona, 17) Pink, 18) Jumping, 19) Jelly, 20) Butter.
SCORE RATINGS: 1-5 correct: You are a carnivore. 6-10 correct: You are just a can of beans. 11-15 correct: You are a fine and dandy Boston Bean. 16-20 correct: CONGRATULATIONS. There is a free cup of coffee or hot chocolate waiting for you at your favorite cafe(two more beans!).
“A visit from part of my crew” by Carl D’Agostino
My daughter, Cristina, with her gift, bronzed baby shoes from 1984
Me and 4 of my grandchildren, Crislynd and Vincent and two cool friends
My father and 4 of his great-grandchildren. In background Bozo the Clown record player 1953, three of my Franklin Roosevelt clocks 1933, Singer sewing machine 1916, and RCA dog and phonograph. Oh and Dad 1923.
December 22, 2013
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