Apparently no one knows about the duck that flew over the moon long before Clara ever jumped over it (if that even happened, considering cows lack thumbs). And ducks learned to play fiddles before cats ever did, too. That rhyme is all wrong.
I will have staff investigate this pronto. If there exist evidence we will be the first to go public and will credit you when the blog wins a Pulitzer for this remarkable news,
Yours is the only blog that I not only love reading your posts, but the comments. Your post starts me laughing, then I’m dying by the time I finish reading the comments. Wish I were as funny as some of these people. LOL! 😀
Cowabunga! your udder reality has milked my reason dry…well, it’s a moot point but I say, enough of this loony conceptualizing – and enough too of these awful puns…
that’s right.
But he has enemies and theyr’e trying to Destroy his character.
because they want say to people wer’e better than he.
do u know who are they?
i think u undrestand.
i can’t Explain more becuase this is Dangerous for me.
52 responses to ““Hi diddle diddle, the cow jumped over the moon” by Carl D’Agostino”
duckofindeed
April 29th, 2012 at 18:02
Apparently no one knows about the duck that flew over the moon long before Clara ever jumped over it (if that even happened, considering cows lack thumbs). And ducks learned to play fiddles before cats ever did, too. That rhyme is all wrong.
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Carl D'Agostino
April 29th, 2012 at 20:03
I will have staff investigate this pronto. If there exist evidence we will be the first to go public and will credit you when the blog wins a Pulitzer for this remarkable news,
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jakesprinter
April 28th, 2012 at 17:47
Great post my friend i love Pres.Obama photo with the cow
humm the cow looks great with him lol 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
April 28th, 2012 at 18:17
My graphic art photo shop is a scanner, xacto blade and glue.
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Tony McGurk
April 26th, 2012 at 05:44
It’s about time she got the recognition she deserves. Did they ever get the dish & spoon back???
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Carl D'Agostino
April 26th, 2012 at 05:49
See post Aug 29, 2011
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fiztrainer
April 25th, 2012 at 03:25
Yours is the only blog that I not only love reading your posts, but the comments. Your post starts me laughing, then I’m dying by the time I finish reading the comments. Wish I were as funny as some of these people. LOL! 😀
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Carl D'Agostino
April 25th, 2012 at 05:44
The interaction and comments make the blog I think and seems I am the one getting entertained here.
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clinock
April 25th, 2012 at 00:43
Cowabunga! your udder reality has milked my reason dry…well, it’s a moot point but I say, enough of this loony conceptualizing – and enough too of these awful puns…
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Carl D'Agostino
April 25th, 2012 at 05:43
Love puns. None are awful, some just better than udders.
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earthriderjudyberman
April 25th, 2012 at 21:18
lol. You are unmerciful.
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Carl D'Agostino
April 25th, 2012 at 22:39
Mercy is for church folks
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monicastangledweb
April 24th, 2012 at 23:45
At last! A heroine for the ages, one we can all aspire to! Thanks for making me smile. 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
April 25th, 2012 at 05:42
Honor paid where honor deserved.
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tricia linden
April 24th, 2012 at 23:19
Always leave them moooing for more. Bravo.
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Carl D'Agostino
April 25th, 2012 at 05:41
And that ain’t no bull.
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ayala
April 24th, 2012 at 21:28
🙂 cute !
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Carl D'Agostino
April 26th, 2012 at 05:48
Thanks.
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earthriderjudyberman
April 24th, 2012 at 20:09
That is udderly ridiculous. Love that cow – very cute.
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Carl D'Agostino
April 25th, 2012 at 05:40
Live it when people “milk” the theme for more puns.
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lscotthoughts
April 24th, 2012 at 17:34
Oh, I’m so glad the truth is finally out, too, Carl! This is great! 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
April 24th, 2012 at 18:23
May truth and justice ever be our North Star.
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Annie
April 24th, 2012 at 15:42
The cows next door saw this and now they act all superior when I drive by.
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Carl D'Agostino
April 24th, 2012 at 18:22
I have always wanted to lead a social revolution against the exploitative dairy farmer capitalists. All power to the mooletariat.
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Maxi
April 24th, 2012 at 13:39
And all this time we thought it was man… Blessings – Maxi
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Carl D'Agostino
April 24th, 2012 at 18:21
80% followers here are women, Maxi so gotta play to my amen corner.
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adeeyoyo
April 24th, 2012 at 13:24
Truth will out – and you can’t argue with that, Carl. Love it!
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Carl D'Agostino
April 24th, 2012 at 18:24
Bovines of the world unite !
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poemsandponderings
April 24th, 2012 at 11:47
That picture of the “bull” and the cow together is full of “firsts” isn’t it?
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Carl D'Agostino
April 24th, 2012 at 18:20
Astute observation Jack.
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totsymae1011
April 24th, 2012 at 10:58
Glad Clara’s finally getting what’s due to her. She’s gonna have the paparazzi all over her now.
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Carl D'Agostino
April 24th, 2012 at 11:35
And more that a few bulls I imagine.
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Hansi
April 24th, 2012 at 10:13
Is this a conspiracy or something?
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Carl D'Agostino
April 24th, 2012 at 11:34
I’m hoping for free milk.
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Craig N.
April 24th, 2012 at 09:18
What’s next? Apollo 18
Jack And Jill Went Up For Thrill!
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Carl D'Agostino
April 24th, 2012 at 11:33
It certainly wasn’t for a pail of water.
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Margie
April 24th, 2012 at 08:53
You made Clara’s day!
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Carl D'Agostino
April 24th, 2012 at 11:33
She deserves it.
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ah0098
April 24th, 2012 at 08:31
hi
i send an email to you
read it and tell me your comment about it
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Carl D'Agostino
April 24th, 2012 at 11:53
C truly one of the greats of ancient world.
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ah0098
April 24th, 2012 at 12:09
that’s right.
But he has enemies and theyr’e trying to Destroy his character.
because they want say to people wer’e better than he.
do u know who are they?
i think u undrestand.
i can’t Explain more becuase this is Dangerous for me.
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flynn1959
April 24th, 2012 at 07:52
Definitely out there……:-)
So, uh, “How now brown cow?”…………………………….?
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Carl D'Agostino
April 24th, 2012 at 08:28
Milky Way. Or is that whey ?
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flynn1959
April 30th, 2012 at 09:43
Way out, Man!!
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Deb
April 24th, 2012 at 07:46
About time someone spills the truth. 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
April 24th, 2012 at 08:28
History cannot be suppressed.
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smallestforest
April 24th, 2012 at 07:39
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Carl D'Agostino
April 24th, 2012 at 08:27
I must concede by ancestry you are correct. However, there is evidence that Mother Goose had a niece that came over on the Mayflower.
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nursemyra
April 25th, 2012 at 02:57
Proof please
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smallestforest
April 25th, 2012 at 03:11
*laughing* okay Carl, you win…will telegram the Queen and tell her to call off the nursery rhyme bobbies with their little clubs…
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Bonnie
April 24th, 2012 at 07:35
I knew it. I just knew it.
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Carl D'Agostino
April 24th, 2012 at 08:12
Give credit where credit’s do. I mean moo.
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