Awesome post, Carl. Far more titillating than the Kama Sutra. 😉
We got a $10 Coupon from JC Penney. $10 off a $10 purchase. We looked around at a few things . . . couldn’t find what we wanted . . . until we saw the Godiva Chocolates!
We came home with $11 worth of Godiva for a buck! Orgasmic pleasure!
Plus . . . I don’t mean to make you drool . . . we are having pizza from our favorite Italian Restaurant tonight.
This was based on strictly monitored clinical research based on pure empirical fact and not the least bit of subjective experience was allowed to taint the results.
Ah, yes the grape. Have been abstinent 9 years but when I used to imbibe I drank quality stuff . Favorite vintage year was October, if you know what I mean.
32 responses to “The Orgasm (Variations: Photo Essay) by Carl D’Agostino”
Lafemmeroar
November 23rd, 2011 at 18:02
Love it. I’d include designer shoes and handbags 🙂 for a multi-gasm effect 🙂 Sharing this on my FB page now 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
November 23rd, 2011 at 18:14
Cool. You are really good at twisted sarcasm. Really good.
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planejaner
May 3rd, 2011 at 16:54
how about freshly baked bread?
🙂
blessings
jane
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carldagostino
May 3rd, 2011 at 17:25
Ah, to live down the block from a bakery or pastry shop.
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craig nolan
May 3rd, 2011 at 00:41
What happened to the sight of a slot machine paying off?
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carldagostino
May 3rd, 2011 at 05:00
I was going to include that one. But I rarely have that kind of orgasm. Good comment.
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territerri
May 2nd, 2011 at 21:34
You forgot the foot rub!
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carldagostino
May 2nd, 2011 at 21:37
Ah, the foot rub. Every time I make a mistake they rub my nose into it.
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TheIdiotSpeaketh
May 2nd, 2011 at 21:21
You forget the big green UP arrow on the Stock Market ticker…. 🙂
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carldagostino
May 2nd, 2011 at 21:24
Ima dumb savings bond guy. Guaranteed 5%. Done better than all the smarties last decade.
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Chris
May 2nd, 2011 at 18:34
Chocolate with a nice glass of cabernet. Works for me.
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carldagostino
May 2nd, 2011 at 18:42
Whatever works
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nrhatch
May 2nd, 2011 at 15:21
Awesome post, Carl. Far more titillating than the Kama Sutra. 😉
We got a $10 Coupon from JC Penney. $10 off a $10 purchase. We looked around at a few things . . . couldn’t find what we wanted . . . until we saw the Godiva Chocolates!
We came home with $11 worth of Godiva for a buck! Orgasmic pleasure!
Plus . . . I don’t mean to make you drool . . . we are having pizza from our favorite Italian Restaurant tonight.
WHEE! Life is Good.
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carldagostino
May 2nd, 2011 at 16:10
I am a mushroom and black olive man. Zucchini and yellow squash too. Spinach and Greek feta cheese is good too. Now I have to call for delivery.
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nrhatch
May 2nd, 2011 at 16:12
We’re having zucchini on the side. And I love black olives on pizza. The saltier, the better. Yummy!
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Sana Johnson-Quijada MD
May 2nd, 2011 at 14:33
hmm.
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carldagostino
May 2nd, 2011 at 16:12
This was based on strictly monitored clinical research based on pure empirical fact and not the least bit of subjective experience was allowed to taint the results.
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Mark Petruska
May 2nd, 2011 at 14:10
I would have picked the car wash scene from Cool Hand Luke. Man, that was some soapy goodness…
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carldagostino
May 2nd, 2011 at 16:08
Talk about a tease, that has to rate #1 of all time.
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Carol Ann Hoel
May 2nd, 2011 at 13:49
Pass the chocolate, please. I haven’t had any in a while. EEK!
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carldagostino
May 2nd, 2011 at 16:07
Yep, gotta be the chocolate
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blackwatertown
May 2nd, 2011 at 11:44
Or it could be aural – that obble-gobble sound you hear as you pour the first wine from the bottle.
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carldagostino
May 2nd, 2011 at 11:54
Ah, yes the grape. Have been abstinent 9 years but when I used to imbibe I drank quality stuff . Favorite vintage year was October, if you know what I mean.
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blackwatertown
May 2nd, 2011 at 12:00
It means you are (were) as fussy as I am.
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Amy
May 2nd, 2011 at 11:04
Washing the car is just foreplay and save the pizza for afterwards.
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carldagostino
May 2nd, 2011 at 11:39
I will add that to the manual
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lifeintheboomerlane
May 2nd, 2011 at 08:25
You’ve covered it all!
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carldagostino
May 2nd, 2011 at 08:29
I researched this topic very thoroughly.
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Maxi Malone
May 2nd, 2011 at 07:15
You got it right with chocolate as number one. That’s why women get a box for every holiday.
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carldagostino
May 2nd, 2011 at 07:22
I must be quite sexual then because I finish a box of chocolate every 3 days. Unfortunately, chocolate has been as far as it goes.
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Rick Flynn
May 2nd, 2011 at 07:12
So then, is it really taste or smell???????? 🙂
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carldagostino
May 2nd, 2011 at 07:23
How do I know? There’s chocolate to be eaten so who has time to philosophize?
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