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earthriderjudyberman April 26th, 2015 at 13:40
I always take off my shoes and socks. So, of course, I would NEVER weigh myself on a scale in public. Brave woman. 😉
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Carl D'Agostino April 26th, 2015 at 13:46
I think at the grocery store scales they set them 8 pounds lighter to make you think to come back in and buy more food. Another one of capitalism’s manipulation of consumers(pun intended).
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earthriderjudyberman April 26th, 2015 at 13:59
Now, if I’d known that, I’d have jumped on those store scales for sure. 😉
dorne whale April 25th, 2015 at 12:41
This appeals to someone who is trying to lose a few pounds presently. Now I know where I’ve been going wrong! 🙂
Carl D'Agostino April 25th, 2015 at 15:23
It is heartwarming to know I have been of some assistance. It takes a lot of weight off my shoulders.
Tony McGurk April 24th, 2015 at 20:12
I bet she was blonde before she went grey
Carl D'Agostino April 24th, 2015 at 22:11
Can’t touch that one. 70% followers women.
Tony McGurk April 24th, 2015 at 23:40
Oh I see what you mean Carl. A touchy subject indeed
poemsandponderings April 24th, 2015 at 00:43
That question weighed heavily on her mind… And on her hips, her butt, etc., etc.
Carl D'Agostino April 24th, 2015 at 22:16
I’d would mind my wallet gaining a few pounds.
Tiny April 23rd, 2015 at 23:00
They are really watching 😀
Carl D'Agostino April 24th, 2015 at 22:17
You were too !
seeker April 23rd, 2015 at 15:47
She watches her weight go up and down depending what she’s wearing.
She seems a bit “light headed”.
Mary April 23rd, 2015 at 15:27
So funny! Great one ~
Carl D'Agostino April 24th, 2015 at 22:18
Always happy for a compliment like this.
Let's CUT the Crap! April 23rd, 2015 at 13:47
She should lose some of her gear. We used to take off and leave behind just about everything before getting weighed. 😀
Carl D'Agostino April 23rd, 2015 at 15:13
Well “just about everything” is OK. This is G rated blog!
Let's CUT the Crap! April 23rd, 2015 at 15:46
That’s why I was careful to add ‘just about’. 😀 😀
alesiablogs April 23rd, 2015 at 11:01
I hate when that happens!
Carl D'Agostino April 23rd, 2015 at 12:09
I mean really. How much can 3 pizzas and 2 gallons of ice cream weigh ?
jbstoons April 23rd, 2015 at 09:31
Taking off her might help.
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Carl D'Agostino April 23rd, 2015 at 09:42
I don’t get it. When they weigh you at doctor’s office , they don’t have you take off your shoes.
Yoshiko April 23rd, 2015 at 07:12
Is the fruit weighing machine applicable to human weight?
Carl D'Agostino April 23rd, 2015 at 08:15
Seems the lady carrying weight “baggage”.
Yoshiko April 23rd, 2015 at 09:50
I see
Maxi April 23rd, 2015 at 06:33
She must be somewhere excitin’ …not close to home for sure. blessings ~ maxi
Carl D'Agostino April 23rd, 2015 at 07:02
I can’t lose weight but some suggest I did lose my mind.
Maxi April 28th, 2015 at 12:38
I love you, buddy. Just when I’m desperate for a laugh you are there. Bear hugs. blessings ~ maxt
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29 responses to ““Weight Watchers” by Carl D’Agostino”
earthriderjudyberman
April 26th, 2015 at 13:40
I always take off my shoes and socks. So, of course, I would NEVER weigh myself on a scale in public. Brave woman. 😉
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Carl D'Agostino
April 26th, 2015 at 13:46
I think at the grocery store scales they set them 8 pounds lighter to make you think to come back in and buy more food. Another one of capitalism’s manipulation of consumers(pun intended).
LikeLiked by 1 person
earthriderjudyberman
April 26th, 2015 at 13:59
Now, if I’d known that, I’d have jumped on those store scales for sure. 😉
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dorne whale
April 25th, 2015 at 12:41
This appeals to someone who is trying to lose a few pounds presently. Now I know where I’ve been going wrong! 🙂
LikeLike
Carl D'Agostino
April 25th, 2015 at 15:23
It is heartwarming to know I have been of some assistance. It takes a lot of weight off my shoulders.
LikeLike
Tony McGurk
April 24th, 2015 at 20:12
I bet she was blonde before she went grey
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Carl D'Agostino
April 24th, 2015 at 22:11
Can’t touch that one. 70% followers women.
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Tony McGurk
April 24th, 2015 at 23:40
Oh I see what you mean Carl. A touchy subject indeed
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poemsandponderings
April 24th, 2015 at 00:43
That question weighed heavily on her mind… And on her hips, her butt, etc., etc.
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Carl D'Agostino
April 24th, 2015 at 22:16
I’d would mind my wallet gaining a few pounds.
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Tiny
April 23rd, 2015 at 23:00
They are really watching 😀
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Carl D'Agostino
April 24th, 2015 at 22:17
You were too !
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seeker
April 23rd, 2015 at 15:47
She watches her weight go up and down depending what she’s wearing.
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Carl D'Agostino
April 24th, 2015 at 22:17
She seems a bit “light headed”.
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Mary
April 23rd, 2015 at 15:27
So funny! Great one ~
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Carl D'Agostino
April 24th, 2015 at 22:18
Always happy for a compliment like this.
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Let's CUT the Crap!
April 23rd, 2015 at 13:47
She should lose some of her gear. We used to take off and leave behind just about everything before getting weighed. 😀
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Carl D'Agostino
April 23rd, 2015 at 15:13
Well “just about everything” is OK. This is G rated blog!
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Let's CUT the Crap!
April 23rd, 2015 at 15:46
That’s why I was careful to add ‘just about’. 😀 😀
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alesiablogs
April 23rd, 2015 at 11:01
I hate when that happens!
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Carl D'Agostino
April 23rd, 2015 at 12:09
I mean really. How much can 3 pizzas and 2 gallons of ice cream weigh ?
LikeLiked by 1 person
jbstoons
April 23rd, 2015 at 09:31
Taking off her might help.
Sent from my iPhone
>
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Carl D'Agostino
April 23rd, 2015 at 09:42
I don’t get it. When they weigh you at doctor’s office , they don’t have you take off your shoes.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yoshiko
April 23rd, 2015 at 07:12
Is the fruit weighing machine applicable to human weight?
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Carl D'Agostino
April 23rd, 2015 at 08:15
Seems the lady carrying weight “baggage”.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yoshiko
April 23rd, 2015 at 09:50
I see
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Maxi
April 23rd, 2015 at 06:33
She must be somewhere excitin’ …not close to home for sure.
blessings ~ maxi
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Carl D'Agostino
April 23rd, 2015 at 07:02
I can’t lose weight but some suggest I did lose my mind.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Maxi
April 28th, 2015 at 12:38
I love you, buddy. Just when I’m desperate for a laugh you are there. Bear hugs.
blessings ~ maxt
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