“Stitch Glitch” by Carl D’Agostino
I Know I Made You Smile
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March 20, 2014
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I Know I Made You Smile 
38 responses to ““Stitch Glitch” by Carl D’Agostino”
Carol Ann Hoel
April 10th, 2014 at 21:16
This one is hilarious, Carl. Or do I have that warped sense of humor that runs in my family? Ha. Definitely transfer him back to the mail room. Blessings to you…
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Carl D'Agostino
April 11th, 2014 at 12:20
Yes, the mail room for him. No one’s better there and he has the job sewn up.
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duckofindeed
March 24th, 2014 at 12:06
I only used a sewing machine once, and I went too fast and ended up going off the fabric, then the only thing I could think to do was sew back onto the fabric, which created a big, weird loop of thread. Hey, my pillow has a handle now.
I never touched a sewing machine again, and I now just do sewing the old-fashioned way, though that method has problems of its own. Like when you drop the needle and can’t find it….
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Carl D'Agostino
March 24th, 2014 at 17:07
If you need to repair fallen hem or tear get fabric glue “Tear Mender” fabric glue , a real life saver for sewing impaired.
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startingoveringermany
March 24th, 2014 at 07:08
I can so picture this happening. I have seen people sewn their fingers to material or just thread in it. Not nice at all and I am sure painful.
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Carl D'Agostino
March 24th, 2014 at 08:17
I’ll stick to a pen and paper only.
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clinock
March 23rd, 2014 at 03:43
Sew it goes…
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Carl D'Agostino
March 23rd, 2014 at 12:04
Machine Age? Better by hand.
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Valentine Logar
March 22nd, 2014 at 11:10
Mean, funny but sort of on the mean side. 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
March 22nd, 2014 at 15:59
Yes, I can see how one could read that in. The absence of blood is purposeful as to eliminate any sense of gore, injury or macabre.
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earthriderjudyberman
March 22nd, 2014 at 10:27
Ed’s a stitch and you’re a real cut-up, Carl. 😉
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Carl D'Agostino
March 22nd, 2014 at 10:29
I am also a Singer albeit not a very good one.
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jrj1701
March 22nd, 2014 at 09:35
He might have a future in wound treatment, staring with his own.
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jrj1701
March 22nd, 2014 at 09:36
Starting with his own
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Carl D'Agostino
March 22nd, 2014 at 09:49
That’s right because he won’t be starting with mine.
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doronart
March 21st, 2014 at 12:35
I would not he get them right in line he must be good..
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Carl D'Agostino
March 22nd, 2014 at 09:50
He’s safer back in the mail room.
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Diane Henders
March 21st, 2014 at 12:01
Ow, ow, ow! Sewed through my own finger once, long ago. My sympathies are entirely with Ed.
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Carl D'Agostino
March 22nd, 2014 at 09:49
Hey that would make a great post.
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Mark Petruska
March 21st, 2014 at 11:22
Poemsandponderings stole my comment. I am sew upset about that.
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Carl D'Agostino
March 22nd, 2014 at 09:48
P and P is very good at this . I may have to put both of you on my staff.
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Let's CUT the Crap!
March 21st, 2014 at 09:17
A stitch in time…
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Carl D'Agostino
March 22nd, 2014 at 09:47
I’ve heard that but it doesn’t tell you what time so what good are these stupid allegedly wise sayings.
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Let's CUT the Crap!
March 23rd, 2014 at 14:10
People back then as now try to sound smart. 😉
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totsymae1011
March 21st, 2014 at 06:00
Ed’s going for the tailored look.
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Carl D'Agostino
March 21st, 2014 at 07:13
Ooooooooooooooh !
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surprisebjg
March 21st, 2014 at 05:43
:)))) Smiles all the way.
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Carl D'Agostino
March 21st, 2014 at 08:03
That’s what I like to hear.
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komarovstyle
March 21st, 2014 at 00:40
its interesting……looks painful
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Ankur Mithal
March 21st, 2014 at 00:34
If only you had done it in time, you would have saved nine
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Carl D'Agostino
March 21st, 2014 at 07:14
Seems he ain’t saved nuttin’ this time.
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pattisj
March 21st, 2014 at 00:22
Looks like he has that job all sewn up!
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Carl D'Agostino
March 21st, 2014 at 07:14
An accomplished seamstress you must be…
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Ann Koplow
March 20th, 2014 at 23:42
Makes an interesting looking tattoo, though. Ouch!
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Carl D'Agostino
March 21st, 2014 at 07:15
X marks the spot. I mean spots.
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poemsandponderings
March 20th, 2014 at 23:31
Ha, this one leaves me and Ed in “stitches”.
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Carl D'Agostino
March 21st, 2014 at 07:15
Once again you seem to follow the thread of things.
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poemsandponderings
March 21st, 2014 at 23:18
Are you needling me?
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Ouch! | Diane Henders March 26th, 2014 at 10:59
[…] week one of my blogging buddies, Carl D’Agostino, posted this cartoon. I commented, “Ow, ow, ow! Sewed through my own finger once, long ago. My sympathies are entirely […]
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