Michael Keaton did battle with an evil washing machine in Mr. Mom. I’m still a little scarred from that scene (though the vacuum cleaner he nicknamed “Jaws” was even more frightening).
I knew it! I have a pile of unmatched socks on the dryer waiting for their match to turn up. (I’ve heard recommendations to pin them together before washing, but that would require handling the boys’ dirty socks…eww.)
OH, SO TRUE.., But When I read the title I was expecting Walmart pictures again.
I wish I had my camera with me two weeks ago. (October) This gentleman, dressed “to the nines” in a white linen suit, black shoes and a black fedora, (complete with feather) leading a group of people (possibly a church group) through Walmart..(and the only thing I could think of was…White? After Labor Day???) ha ha ha.
Oh so true. Ask me how many single socks I have now. Every couple months, I do a purge and toss all the singles. Then more appear. Then more. It’s seriously creepy.
There has to be some truth to it. It happens to EVERYBODY. And I’ve even talked to the washer/dryer, saying, “Now, I know I saw both of these socks go in here. What happened to the other sock?”
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blackwatertown
November 8th, 2011 at 15:45
Yup – been spotted in my house too.
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Carl D'Agostino
November 8th, 2011 at 21:00
OMG He’s gone international !
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winsomebella
October 31st, 2011 at 14:02
He does exist.
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Carl D'Agostino
October 31st, 2011 at 14:48
Everyone agrees without exception
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Bonnie
October 31st, 2011 at 13:30
The old sock monster paid a visit to my house just this weekend.
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Carl D'Agostino
October 31st, 2011 at 14:47
He sure does get around
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pattisj
October 30th, 2011 at 22:26
Haha, you’ve got that right.
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Mark Petruska
October 30th, 2011 at 18:39
Michael Keaton did battle with an evil washing machine in Mr. Mom. I’m still a little scarred from that scene (though the vacuum cleaner he nicknamed “Jaws” was even more frightening).
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Carl D'Agostino
October 30th, 2011 at 18:59
I see if I can google that scene.
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kateshrewsday
October 30th, 2011 at 17:31
I know that monster far too well, Carl 😀
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Carl D'Agostino
October 30th, 2011 at 18:06
Upon my word. He has co-conspirators in Britain too ?! Must be the Illuminati. The New World Order. Or in this case “Disorder”.
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jannatwrites
October 30th, 2011 at 14:56
I knew it! I have a pile of unmatched socks on the dryer waiting for their match to turn up. (I’ve heard recommendations to pin them together before washing, but that would require handling the boys’ dirty socks…eww.)
This monster is well-fed, that’s for sure!
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Carl D'Agostino
October 30th, 2011 at 15:05
You just can’t win. Hey teach the boys to do their own laundry.
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Lafemmeroar
October 30th, 2011 at 13:36
I have one of those too. I think my dryer and my hamper are in cahoots.
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Carl D'Agostino
October 30th, 2011 at 15:03
Biggest unsolved conspiracy in history
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suzicate
October 30th, 2011 at 13:02
I know him…he lives at my house!!!!!!
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Carl D'Agostino
October 30th, 2011 at 15:03
He sure seems to have a lot of relatives
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Christine Grote
October 30th, 2011 at 11:09
Darn knit. I’m looking for a match to one of my favorite pairs right now.
Do you think the machine could eat a pair of pants?
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Carl D'Agostino
October 30th, 2011 at 11:43
Certainly, if its not getting enough socks.
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jack downing
October 30th, 2011 at 10:57
OH, SO TRUE.., But When I read the title I was expecting Walmart pictures again.
I wish I had my camera with me two weeks ago. (October) This gentleman, dressed “to the nines” in a white linen suit, black shoes and a black fedora, (complete with feather) leading a group of people (possibly a church group) through Walmart..(and the only thing I could think of was…White? After Labor Day???) ha ha ha.
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Carl D'Agostino
October 30th, 2011 at 11:42
See in Miami any and all colors are in style all year and don’t have to follow northern dress protocols.
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ravenousforlife
October 30th, 2011 at 10:50
I’ve STOPPED wearing socks altogether. That’s how much i am scared of this crappy monster!
*walks in her flip-flops* 😀
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Carl D'Agostino
October 30th, 2011 at 11:40
I’m in Miami -that’s cool. But is it snowing where you live?
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lifeintheboomerlane
October 30th, 2011 at 10:30
Oh so true. Ask me how many single socks I have now. Every couple months, I do a purge and toss all the singles. Then more appear. Then more. It’s seriously creepy.
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Carl D'Agostino
October 30th, 2011 at 11:39
White socks for workouts, all black for dress then even lost can be matched up.
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Craig N.
October 30th, 2011 at 09:28
Just in time for Halloween!
If you wait long enough, some do magically reappear
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Carl D'Agostino
October 30th, 2011 at 09:41
Yeah, like ex wives and their attorney.
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Rick Flynn
October 30th, 2011 at 08:25
Personally, the Dryer Monster is my bigger fear!
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Carl D'Agostino
October 30th, 2011 at 09:40
Everything is out to get us. Next the micro wave and the toaster will eat our shoes.
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totsymae1011
October 30th, 2011 at 06:51
There has to be some truth to it. It happens to EVERYBODY. And I’ve even talked to the washer/dryer, saying, “Now, I know I saw both of these socks go in here. What happened to the other sock?”
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Carl D'Agostino
October 30th, 2011 at 09:39
Just one of those unexplainable happenings of the universe.
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startingoveringermany
October 30th, 2011 at 05:43
LOL, I wish someone would get rid of that monster. For some reason he is always hungry!
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Carl D'Agostino
October 30th, 2011 at 06:04
He sure is. I am just glad he does not like pants and shirts !
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startingoveringermany
October 30th, 2011 at 06:57
lol, yeah me too:)
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Maxi Malone
October 30th, 2011 at 04:59
Yeah, the monster who eats socks … that’s why one is always missing.
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Carl D'Agostino
October 30th, 2011 at 06:03
I have had a little luck tying a pair together.
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adeeyoyo
October 30th, 2011 at 03:15
My other name is the Sock Guzzler. I have to guzzle the socks before they sock me over the head…. (BTW a sock a day keeps the doctor away)
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Carl D'Agostino
October 30th, 2011 at 06:02
I’d like to “sock” the doctor for the amount he charges.
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