Reminds me of a joke I told in the Barber Business A blonde’s house was on fire, so she called 911 and started screaming, “Help me, please! My house is burning! Hurry!”
The operator said, “OK, calm down, and we’ll be there soon. How do we get to your house?”
The blonde replied, “Duh, in that big red truck!”
17 responses to ““Mrs. Rose’s Kitchen” by Carl D’Agostino”
Baydreamer
November 17th, 2017 at 22:28
Oh, no, she must like her meat cooked well done.
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Carl D'Agostino
November 18th, 2017 at 10:05
The meat is well done. The cooking was not well done.
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Baydreamer
November 18th, 2017 at 10:06
Haha, good one and well done! 😉
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thenuttybookblogger
November 17th, 2017 at 16:00
Reminds me of a joke I told in the Barber Business A blonde’s house was on fire, so she called 911 and started screaming, “Help me, please! My house is burning! Hurry!”
The operator said, “OK, calm down, and we’ll be there soon. How do we get to your house?”
The blonde replied, “Duh, in that big red truck!”
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Carl D'Agostino
November 17th, 2017 at 18:15
Made me laugh, thanks. Firemen can be really dense sometimes.
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JoHanna Massey
November 17th, 2017 at 09:32
Oh I laughed out loud considering a long ago Thanksgiving Turkey disaster. Thank you Carl.
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Carl D'Agostino
November 17th, 2017 at 09:40
lol is a comment most sought by a cartoonist
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deepanilamani
November 17th, 2017 at 06:31
House on fire going to bake 😀
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Carl D'Agostino
November 17th, 2017 at 06:42
Roast house is a new recipe.
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pattisj
November 17th, 2017 at 00:10
Dinner will be ready when the smoke alarm goes off!
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Carl D'Agostino
November 17th, 2017 at 06:41
I never thought of that but you’re right.
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Debra
November 16th, 2017 at 21:48
I hope Mrs. Rose isn’t planning to roast the Thanksgiving turkey!
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Carl D'Agostino
November 16th, 2017 at 22:01
She’d be better off getting a family dinner catered /delivered.
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utesmile
November 16th, 2017 at 07:55
Similar to my cooking…. I used to burn a lot. But never to the extend that I had handsome firemen coming. 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
November 16th, 2017 at 12:05
Hmmm. Hidden agendas.
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Darlene
November 16th, 2017 at 06:26
Oh dear, poor Mrs. Rose.
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Carl D'Agostino
November 16th, 2017 at 06:42
House does not smell like roses for sure !
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