“Returning those gifts you don’t like or can’t use” by Carl D’Agostino
I Know I Made You Smile
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December 29, 2016
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I Know I Made You Smile 
23 responses to ““Returning those gifts you don’t like or can’t use” by Carl D’Agostino”
Bun Karyudo
January 3rd, 2017 at 22:07
Poor Santa.
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Bridgesburning Chris
January 2nd, 2017 at 08:52
Hey maybe he shaves his legs. They do look pretty smooth!
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Carl D'Agostino
January 2nd, 2017 at 09:26
Geed eye.
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Tony McGurk
January 1st, 2017 at 19:16
Repeat after me “Shaving is evil, shaving is evil”
The Bible says that there are many other things that Jesus did that aren’t written down. I wonder if Shaving was one of the unwritten temptations Satan tempted him with in the wilderness?
Also Paul had a beard & there is that old hymn Give Me That Old Time Religion that I’m sure refers to beards;
“It’s good enough for Paul & Silas, good enough for Paul & Silas, good enough for Paul & Silas and it’s good enough for me”
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Carl D'Agostino
January 2nd, 2017 at 02:32
I think the ancient cultures disdained shaving out of contempt for the Romans. They also had contempt for the Romans because Romans took baths, cleaned their teeth and knew not to drink polluted water. Then there was that tax thing…On the other hand I am half Roman and have a beard as did the noblest Roman of all, Marcus Aurelius.
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Tony McGurk
January 2nd, 2017 at 04:04
I’ve recently been reading a book about early church history & am on the chapter about Justin Matyr & there’s a lot about Justin’s dealings with Marcus Aurelius
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Carl D'Agostino
January 2nd, 2017 at 09:25
The history by Eusebius is a must for you.
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kutukamus
December 31st, 2016 at 09:04
Ew, there sure are items that Santa would consider as big no-nos! 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
December 31st, 2016 at 12:16
He was offered a rocket sled but will keep the reindeer.
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Diane Henders
December 29th, 2016 at 12:07
Good one! Poor Santa – that gave me a giggle!
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Carl D'Agostino
December 29th, 2016 at 12:35
He did not want the hair dye either.
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Jasper Hoogendam
December 29th, 2016 at 10:25
Could be a not so subtle hint… to look younger.
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Carl D'Agostino
December 29th, 2016 at 12:37
Ah, but Santa is ageless despite the look.
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Jasper Hoogendam
December 29th, 2016 at 10:24
If that was intended as a perfect gift, not even a close shave.
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Carl D'Agostino
December 29th, 2016 at 12:36
You are on the cutting edge of comments.
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goldenbrodie
December 29th, 2016 at 10:05
Re-gifting time?! Ha!
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Carl D'Agostino
December 29th, 2016 at 12:38
Just remember not to give it to the same person that gave it to you. That’s a very big “oooops”.
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goldenbrodie
December 30th, 2016 at 09:33
We love your book and laughed Christmas morning..I gave your creation to my husband. Golden Happy New Year 2017!
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Carl D'Agostino
December 29th, 2016 at 07:37
Reverse shopping ?
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Ann Koplow
December 29th, 2016 at 07:31
Hair-raisingly hilarious.
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Carl D'Agostino
December 29th, 2016 at 07:37
Thanks for making me smile.
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Ankur Mithal
December 29th, 2016 at 07:15
The real work now begins
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Carl D'Agostino
December 29th, 2016 at 07:38
Reverse shopping ?
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