I understand Santa’s milieu. Being a grandfather makes me Santa every year. Besides I don’t want anyone’s stupid junky (but well intentioned) gifts and buy my own too.
“And if you buy now, within the next twenty minutes, I’ll throw in the battery pack for free! Yes, that’s right the deluxe upgrade, yours absolutely free, if you buy now! With the deluxe battery pack, summertime will be bug-less, an electric swatter to,keep the deck and patio pest free! But you must buy now!” (Separate shipping and handling charges may apply)
I was going to reply with your last sentence but you beat me too it. Strange too, the use as a fly squatter was original intent in comment bubble for the Eskimo. The ol’ “sho fly” I suppose.
December 12, 2016
Carl D'Agostino
18 responses to ““Santa’s winter shoes” by Carl D’Agostino”
JoHanna Massey
December 14th, 2016 at 08:09
As always, you do make me smile! Thank you, Carl. 🎄
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Carl D'Agostino
December 14th, 2016 at 17:34
Mission accomplished.
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Tony McGurk
December 13th, 2016 at 21:23
Must be a bummer being Santa & always having to buy for himself. He can hit snowballs with them
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Carl D'Agostino
December 13th, 2016 at 22:09
I understand Santa’s milieu. Being a grandfather makes me Santa every year. Besides I don’t want anyone’s stupid junky (but well intentioned) gifts and buy my own too.
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lovetotsy
December 13th, 2016 at 16:02
I’m all mixted up with that one.
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Carl D'Agostino
December 13th, 2016 at 22:10
Snow shoes. It’s onna dem Yankee things.
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duckofindeed
December 13th, 2016 at 12:30
I admire Santa’s positive attitude. And merry early Christmas!
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Carl D'Agostino
December 13th, 2016 at 14:34
May you lay many golden eggs . If a goose can do it so can a duck.
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jrj1701
December 12th, 2016 at 15:10
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Carl D'Agostino
December 12th, 2016 at 18:09
Perfect. Thanks !
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Darlene
December 12th, 2016 at 14:50
HO! HO! Ho! Merry Christmas to you and yours.
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Carl D'Agostino
December 12th, 2016 at 18:09
Thanks D. Best for you too.
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Mark Petruska
December 12th, 2016 at 11:23
He can probably also make waffles with them.
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Carl D'Agostino
December 12th, 2016 at 18:12
Your public and posted suggestion gives you legal rights to patent idea. I am working with Thomas Edison on manufacturing a prototype now.
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Jasper Hoogendam
December 13th, 2016 at 22:10
How about using it as a french fry cutter. Looks about the right size.
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Carl D'Agostino
December 13th, 2016 at 22:15
Brilliant. Maybe julienne carrots too. Not an effective dream catcher though.
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poemsandponderings
December 12th, 2016 at 09:57
“And if you buy now, within the next twenty minutes, I’ll throw in the battery pack for free! Yes, that’s right the deluxe upgrade, yours absolutely free, if you buy now! With the deluxe battery pack, summertime will be bug-less, an electric swatter to,keep the deck and patio pest free! But you must buy now!” (Separate shipping and handling charges may apply)
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Carl D'Agostino
December 12th, 2016 at 18:14
I was going to reply with your last sentence but you beat me too it. Strange too, the use as a fly squatter was original intent in comment bubble for the Eskimo. The ol’ “sho fly” I suppose.
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