Dans un cadre chaleureux
L’Amitié est une maison
Accueillante et agréable
Il suffit d’ouvrir la porte de son cœur
Pour offrir le meilleur de soi-même
Je te souhaite une bonne journée
Well these new ones all nice and neat in the box will be no problem. But wait till next year. No matter how you store them the wires and and such will be wrapped around each other like a million little snakes trying to keep warm in winter. The Christmas light manufacturers have men that sneak into the closets and attics of millions of people and foul up everything. Beware. A new tree, eh ? Lemme tell ya about the notorious Alaskan tree spiders…
Last year I couldn’t take it and I threw three strands in the trash…recycle. It felt so good. Felt even better to have three boxes of new lights waiting in the Christmas decorations bins. I bought them on a huge sale. I’m already wondering what I will do this year. I hate to be wasteful, but I also go for avoiding a fit. 🙂
I have done the “throw it all in the trash” routine several times over the years due to strandifracation as I call it. One year none of them worked. Weeks later I realized it was that the light switch was not turned on and the lights must have been working after all.
Absolutely the most fun job every Christmas. Mine are still in the box all jumbled up. It is still too warm to put them up. I wait until the temps drop to below 32. That way I come in for a warm up shot of scotch every so often. When the job is completed I am more lit than the front of the house.
39 responses to ““Christmas Lights: It’s that time of year again” by Carl D’Agostino”
bernard25
December 22nd, 2016 at 02:45
Bonjour
Dans un cadre chaleureux
L’Amitié est une maison
Accueillante et agréable
Il suffit d’ouvrir la porte de son cœur
Pour offrir le meilleur de soi-même
Je te souhaite une bonne journée
Une belle fin semaine
Gros bisous
Une rose d’amitié à t’offrir
Bernard
JOYEUX NOEL MEILLEURS VOEUX 2017
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thenuttybookblogger
December 15th, 2016 at 12:52
I am too old for that unravel job, just buy new ones its easier. LOL
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RoSy
December 5th, 2016 at 17:20
So – How long did it take to unravel that!
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Carl D'Agostino
December 7th, 2016 at 08:38
Still working on it. May just get new set. Like I did last year. And the year before…
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craig
December 2nd, 2016 at 12:32
Fuhgeddaboud Da Lights Aunt Lena Says “It’s Time To Pudd Upa Da Riets”
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Carl D'Agostino
December 2nd, 2016 at 18:51
Italian Brooklynese. Cristina had baby about an hour ago. Have not spoken to her yet. Carla Jennie D’Agostino.
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philipfontana
December 2nd, 2016 at 12:14
Carl, Good job on these photos! –I see PhotoShop??? Had to laugh at ourselves doing this! Have a very Merry Christmas with you family! Phil
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Carl D'Agostino
December 2nd, 2016 at 18:48
Photoshop ? Pal, when it says cut and paste, I really do cut and paste.
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Bun Karyudo
December 2nd, 2016 at 06:22
That’s so true. It’s always a nightmare.
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Carl D'Agostino
December 2nd, 2016 at 18:52
Candles are worse.
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cat
December 1st, 2016 at 19:09
U too funny, friend Carlos …why don’t u do it like me and keep dem damn lights up dere all year round, hmmm? … Love, cat.
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cat
December 2nd, 2016 at 09:00
… hmmm? …
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Carl D'Agostino
December 2nd, 2016 at 18:53
I spoze you can get away with it by telling everyone there are many birthday parties and weddings at your place. You gotta have insanity deniability.
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Theanne aka magnoliamoonpie
December 1st, 2016 at 11:06
I have two little bitty strings of lights…BUT…I looked just like the photos 🙂 It’s like trying to untangle knitting wool 😀
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Carl D'Agostino
December 1st, 2016 at 13:51
It has to be some alien force. I would think Santa Claus has enough influence to put a stop to it.
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Theanne aka magnoliamoonpie
December 7th, 2016 at 08:27
Oh I do hope so 😀 😀 😀
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jameslantern
December 1st, 2016 at 04:36
Wao the states luks foward to this
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Carl D'Agostino
December 1st, 2016 at 05:33
Not really but I suppose it is worth the effort.
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pattisj
December 1st, 2016 at 00:49
You have 25 days to sort them out!
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Carl D'Agostino
December 1st, 2016 at 05:32
I did get it done Tuesday and outside lights are hung and first “turn on ” is tonight.
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pattisj
December 1st, 2016 at 11:11
Carl saves Christmas!
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Pilgrim
November 30th, 2016 at 20:37
Just give up Mr. D’aG, it will save your life and money. 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
November 30th, 2016 at 21:09
Hmmmm. Maybe angel halos work better. I mean they gotta make rings around lights right ?
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Dragthepen
November 30th, 2016 at 20:04
Now I am scared. I just brought lights and putting them up for the first time and also a tree.
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Carl D'Agostino
November 30th, 2016 at 21:07
Well these new ones all nice and neat in the box will be no problem. But wait till next year. No matter how you store them the wires and and such will be wrapped around each other like a million little snakes trying to keep warm in winter. The Christmas light manufacturers have men that sneak into the closets and attics of millions of people and foul up everything. Beware. A new tree, eh ? Lemme tell ya about the notorious Alaskan tree spiders…
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goldenbrodie
November 30th, 2016 at 17:21
Last year I couldn’t take it and I threw three strands in the trash…recycle. It felt so good. Felt even better to have three boxes of new lights waiting in the Christmas decorations bins. I bought them on a huge sale. I’m already wondering what I will do this year. I hate to be wasteful, but I also go for avoiding a fit. 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
November 30th, 2016 at 18:21
I have done the “throw it all in the trash” routine several times over the years due to strandifracation as I call it. One year none of them worked. Weeks later I realized it was that the light switch was not turned on and the lights must have been working after all.
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goldenbrodie
November 30th, 2016 at 18:29
Ha…strandification….Urban Dictionary please…
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Carl D'Agostino
November 30th, 2016 at 21:11
It’s in da Bwooklyn ‘talian Dictionary.
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Grumpa Joe
November 30th, 2016 at 13:00
Absolutely the most fun job every Christmas. Mine are still in the box all jumbled up. It is still too warm to put them up. I wait until the temps drop to below 32. That way I come in for a warm up shot of scotch every so often. When the job is completed I am more lit than the front of the house.
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Carl D'Agostino
November 30th, 2016 at 14:05
Well too much s will give you lights out !
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Jasper Hoogendam
November 30th, 2016 at 12:40
On solution to not have them get all tangled…. leave them up all year.
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Carl D'Agostino
November 30th, 2016 at 14:06
I have thought of that but these days I am afraid Dept Homeland Security will think something amiss.
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Jasper Hoogendam
November 30th, 2016 at 19:01
It’s a good strategy to fly below the radar.
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Carl D'Agostino
November 30th, 2016 at 21:01
Agreed. It’s not mere paranoia when they really are looking for you.
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Br Andrew Efo
November 30th, 2016 at 09:04
ha ha
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Carl D'Agostino
November 30th, 2016 at 09:06
I’m popping the blood pressure pills like M & M candy.
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Br Andrew Efo
November 30th, 2016 at 09:10
why is ikle you afraid of heights?
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Carl D'Agostino
November 30th, 2016 at 09:22
It may take till Easter to unravel this mess.
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