🙂 The first house I bought had Termites…so the guy with the poisonous spray had to be called and called again for the last house I’ll buy which has/had Carpenter Ants. I didn’t have a clue about Carpenter Ants and their destructive nature…over the years I’d learned about things like Powder Post Beetles and Woodworms…but it took the men painting my house to educate me about the destructiveness of Carpenter Ants. With so many insects attacking the wood in a house it’s a wonder houses manage to stand at all…got a chuckle out of your cartoon though, Termites and Carpenter Ants at war…I wonder if that actually happens! 😀 😀 😀
One thing about carpenter ants in south Florida is that we have so many little lizards that love to eat them and since there is an abundance of carpenter ant food the lizard population multiplies and that equals more ant control. They completely cleaned up a huge black olive tree in my back patio and it was flourishing when I left Miami. Some of the roaches there, however are the size of elephants.
That could explain why I have so many lizards in the back yard…however my C. Ants were high wire artists…coming in on the cable wire from the electric pole. I’ve never seen any lizards up there so the only chance the lizards had was when the C. Ants reached the house and came inside. Thankfully, I’m knocking on wood, I’ve not had the hugh roaches (yet) 🙂
Well with bees and ants and such there is the queen, some soldiers and the rest workers so probably union but the termites are the agents of Satan. It took me years to finish the chess set I carved out of walnut and cherry and if the termites attack I’ll destroy them all.
Aren’t we all just pawns, after all. Although you’re sounding a good bit like a “knight” with all of that talk of a Holy Crusade against the invading army.
25 responses to ““Insect Wars” by Carl D’Agostino”
Tony McGurk
May 6th, 2016 at 20:40
Termites must be atheists. The Bible says we should use our mouths to build up not tear down.
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Carl D'Agostino
May 6th, 2016 at 21:36
Well they certainly are enemies but could not bring myself to adhere to the Biblical admonishment to love them.
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philipfontana
May 2nd, 2016 at 20:30
Carl, Love these corny ones I hit on just dropping in! Phil
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Carl D'Agostino
May 3rd, 2016 at 08:33
Absurdly corny is indeed an art form I have mastered. Snap, crackle, poop. Oooops that’s RICE Krispies.
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Mark Petruska
May 1st, 2016 at 10:35
Wood you look at that!
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Carl D'Agostino
May 1st, 2016 at 13:19
I like your plane speaking to hammer the idea home. You nailed it this time.
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aurorajeanalexander
April 30th, 2016 at 01:58
Hehehe… interesting view on things. LOL
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Carl D'Agostino
May 1st, 2016 at 13:20
Hope they had termite insurance.
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taylormitch
April 28th, 2016 at 11:50
Thanks so much for the daily chuckles!
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Carl D'Agostino
April 28th, 2016 at 12:01
Delighted you visit and that is best comment a cartoonist can receive.
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Theanne aka magnoliamoonpie
April 28th, 2016 at 08:54
🙂 The first house I bought had Termites…so the guy with the poisonous spray had to be called and called again for the last house I’ll buy which has/had Carpenter Ants. I didn’t have a clue about Carpenter Ants and their destructive nature…over the years I’d learned about things like Powder Post Beetles and Woodworms…but it took the men painting my house to educate me about the destructiveness of Carpenter Ants. With so many insects attacking the wood in a house it’s a wonder houses manage to stand at all…got a chuckle out of your cartoon though, Termites and Carpenter Ants at war…I wonder if that actually happens! 😀 😀 😀
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Carl D'Agostino
April 28th, 2016 at 12:06
One thing about carpenter ants in south Florida is that we have so many little lizards that love to eat them and since there is an abundance of carpenter ant food the lizard population multiplies and that equals more ant control. They completely cleaned up a huge black olive tree in my back patio and it was flourishing when I left Miami. Some of the roaches there, however are the size of elephants.
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Theanne aka magnoliamoonpie
April 29th, 2016 at 12:04
That could explain why I have so many lizards in the back yard…however my C. Ants were high wire artists…coming in on the cable wire from the electric pole. I’ve never seen any lizards up there so the only chance the lizards had was when the C. Ants reached the house and came inside. Thankfully, I’m knocking on wood, I’ve not had the hugh roaches (yet) 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
April 29th, 2016 at 12:21
Hmmm. Well be thankful you have a bit of remaining wood upon which to knock.
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poemsandponderings
April 27th, 2016 at 16:31
I wonder if they are “union carpenter” ants.. And they consider those termites to be scabs.
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Carl D'Agostino
April 27th, 2016 at 19:13
Well with bees and ants and such there is the queen, some soldiers and the rest workers so probably union but the termites are the agents of Satan. It took me years to finish the chess set I carved out of walnut and cherry and if the termites attack I’ll destroy them all.
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poemsandponderings
April 28th, 2016 at 22:25
Aren’t we all just pawns, after all. Although you’re sounding a good bit like a “knight” with all of that talk of a Holy Crusade against the invading army.
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Carl D'Agostino
April 29th, 2016 at 07:16
Actually father and I do have Knights Templar connection at the Masonic lodge.
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Dina
April 27th, 2016 at 13:37
A visit to your cartoon land always put a BIG smile on my face! 😀
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Carl D'Agostino
April 27th, 2016 at 13:45
Delighted to hear that !
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Sheila Moss
April 27th, 2016 at 11:59
Unfortunately, carpenter ants are also destructive. You would think they could live up to their name, wouldn’t you?
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Carl D'Agostino
April 27th, 2016 at 12:32
Oooops, yes you are right. Can I get away with “cartoon license” on this ?
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Sheila Moss
April 27th, 2016 at 12:37
🙂 In cartoon land anything is possible.
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Ankur Mithal
April 27th, 2016 at 11:58
Which way to the all-you-can-eat buffet?
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Carl D'Agostino
April 27th, 2016 at 12:33
They eat house not buffet. I suppose the whole neighborhood would be buffet though.
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