“Girlfriend Woes” by Carl D’Agostino

Couple Having Argument At Home

February 26, 2016

Carl D'Agostino

Categories: humor essay Tags: girlfriend humor

20 responses to ““Girlfriend Woes” by Carl D’Agostino”

authormbeyer
February 28th, 2016 at 19:06

I would like to nominate you for this Epically Awesome Blogger Award;
http://catchafallingstarbook.net/2016/02/28/an-award-i-probably-dont-deserve/
We cartoonists and generally loony people need to support each other.

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- Carl D'Agostino
  February 28th, 2016 at 21:04
  
  I appreciate your kind consideration. Have visited your blog, wow such wide range of presentations.
  
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cat
February 27th, 2016 at 19:52

Yep … smiles … Love, cat.

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- Carl D'Agostino
  February 27th, 2016 at 20:53
  
  Yep, that’s the way it is.
  
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Debra
February 27th, 2016 at 18:16

I particularly love the last one about calling an ambulance “just because” of tightness in the chest! Why is it that men think they can talk themselves out of a health emergency?

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- Carl D'Agostino
  February 27th, 2016 at 18:35
  
  You are right. I was guilty of that same stubbornness(stupidity) for a decade until I drove myself to the hospital on Mar 11, 2006 and they admitted me immediately for multiple heart attacks and had the triple by-pass on Mar 16. I am smarter now and if symptoms persist for a year or so I do go to the doctor.
  
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captelaine
February 26th, 2016 at 19:44

WoW… got yourself a high maintenance lady, maybe when picking your next girlfriend you should go for the girl that goes to baseball, football and/or hockey games and wears jeans and tennis shoes not high heels and makeup put on with a spatula… she might not be a ‘beauty’ on the outside, but her beauty will make your a happy man where it counts.

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- Carl D'Agostino
  February 27th, 2016 at 05:36
  
  Good advice but I fear I am too old for romance. Sigh…
  
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aurorajeanalexander
February 26th, 2016 at 18:41

OMG have I been laughing! This is hilarious. Thanks so much for sharing it! 😀

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- Carl D'Agostino
  February 27th, 2016 at 05:37
  
  Good. Mission accomplished.
  
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Ankur Mithal
February 26th, 2016 at 13:08

And we always thoughts that “boys will be boys”…

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- Carl D'Agostino
  February 26th, 2016 at 13:23
  
  I think every man has a part of him that will always be 16.
  
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Grumpa Joe
February 26th, 2016 at 12:35

This list should be listed as universal truths.

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- Carl D'Agostino
  February 26th, 2016 at 13:22
  
  Ah, another well seasoned man.
  
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poemsandponderings
February 26th, 2016 at 12:25

Sounds like the heart-burn of the ex, just won’t go away. You’re still eating the meatloaf, aren’t you?

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- Carl D'Agostino
  February 26th, 2016 at 13:22
  
  Since 1984 but more like eating crow. She couldn’t even make meatloaf.
  
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Maxi
February 26th, 2016 at 09:24

Too funny, Carl. Can’t even pick a favorite … well, maybe no.17
blessings ~ maxi

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- Carl D'Agostino
  February 26th, 2016 at 09:49
  
  Thanks. I’d like to present more prose humor but it seems visitors here want the quick cartoon delivery instead of the tedious matter of reading words as is the case from so many other blogs.
  
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mysm2000
February 26th, 2016 at 08:40

I’m just guessing here . . . Are you a football fan?

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- Carl D'Agostino
  February 26th, 2016 at 08:45
  
  Follow football Miami Dolphins but really a baseball fan: Miami Marlins and NEW YORK YANKEES FOREVER !!!
  
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