We have an elf on the shelf (worst idea ever) so the elf is going to bring a magic key. Its either that or I am going to have to start building a chimney
I suppose we must be thankful kids have such inquisitive minds but it can be draining with making up credible answers. I really don’t believe much of what I use to convince myself of things.
My immediate family are all Cell Phone fanatics/oficionados with Smart Phones ever at the ready…so that seemed the best answer for Santa 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
That must be a Florida chimney – yeah, we have one in Central Fl. The Tooth Fairy? Fagedda about it. There were seven kids, never heard of her.
blessings ~ maxi
I lost my first tooth in first grade and not knowing the nature of the event I went screaming through the school about rushing me to the hospital. They thought I had lost my mind and a tooth.
He never gets them. My father always gets them. I saw the napkin and paper plate in the kitchen garbage pail. I was a regular little Sherlock Holmes at 5 years old.
I knew the whole Santa thing was a fraud by 5 years old. Our house did not have a chimney and I knew my parents would not leave a spare key under the doormat. I also hated that cheap witch the Tooth Fairy. She never left more than forty cents under my pillow.
I was 7 when a kid at school told me there was NO Santa…we almost went to war. Wow lucky you with YOUR Tooth Fairy, the one where I lived never left anything more than nickles and dimes (which, BTW, I was happy to receive) 😀 😀 😀
44 responses to ““Technical Problems” by Carl D’Agostino”
Mal
December 21st, 2015 at 01:52
Santa should have thought of that diet years ago!
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Carl D'Agostino
December 21st, 2015 at 05:38
Then there’s the problem of those elevators on the high rises.
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itsgoodtobecrazysometimes
December 19th, 2015 at 11:10
my 3 year old keeps asking me when I am building a chimney
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Carl D'Agostino
December 19th, 2015 at 12:59
I wondered about that too and knew my parents would not leave the door unlocked or a key under the mat.
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itsgoodtobecrazysometimes
December 19th, 2015 at 13:01
We have an elf on the shelf (worst idea ever) so the elf is going to bring a magic key. Its either that or I am going to have to start building a chimney
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Carl D'Agostino
December 19th, 2015 at 13:07
I suppose we must be thankful kids have such inquisitive minds but it can be draining with making up credible answers. I really don’t believe much of what I use to convince myself of things.
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Tony McGurk
December 15th, 2015 at 13:24
I always wondered how that worked
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Carl D'Agostino
December 19th, 2015 at 13:00
Some of us were little detectives right from the crib.
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Redazione Anton
December 15th, 2015 at 06:10
Ahahaha 🙂 I make myself this question when I was a child
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Carl D'Agostino
December 15th, 2015 at 06:13
Better make sure the door is big enough in such situations.
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Redazione Anton
December 15th, 2015 at 11:42
Ahahahaha 🙂 yes
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jannatwrites
December 15th, 2015 at 01:37
It appears to be a problem, but he overcomes 🙂 My younger son asked how Santa fits through the pipe to our wood stove. Verrrry carefully!
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Carl D'Agostino
December 15th, 2015 at 05:58
Seems his critical thinking skills are in full steam.
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clinock
December 14th, 2015 at 20:52
simple…redraw the chimney
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Carl D'Agostino
December 15th, 2015 at 06:00
Oh sure. Everything’s my fault and my responsibility.
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aurorajeanalexander
December 14th, 2015 at 16:46
A matter of proportion – or the amount of coconut oil. *ROFL*
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Carl D'Agostino
December 14th, 2015 at 17:03
He does have coconut oil for his Florida and Hawaii excursions.
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jbstoons
December 14th, 2015 at 16:05
Think small thoughts.
Sent from my iPhone
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Carl D'Agostino
December 14th, 2015 at 17:04
I tried that when I load up my supper plate but the best I do is use a small table.
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Laura
December 14th, 2015 at 11:55
😀
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Carl D'Agostino
December 14th, 2015 at 12:08
Babbo Natale è dipendente da Cavatelli e Strufoli.
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Laura
December 14th, 2015 at 12:27
😀 ottimi, ci credo!!
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Theanne aka magnoliamoonpie
December 14th, 2015 at 11:34
Whip out your cell phone Santa and ask an Elf to bring you some Christmas Magic 😀
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Carl D'Agostino
December 14th, 2015 at 11:57
Santa could use you on his executive staff.
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Theanne aka magnoliamoonpie
December 14th, 2015 at 12:02
My immediate family are all Cell Phone fanatics/oficionados with Smart Phones ever at the ready…so that seemed the best answer for Santa 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
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Ankur Mithal
December 14th, 2015 at 23:42
Hasn’t someone built an App for this yet?
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Theanne aka magnoliamoonpie
December 15th, 2015 at 12:18
I’m sure they have 🙂
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sknicholls
December 14th, 2015 at 11:12
Haha! That’s me playing Santa. I sent you email 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
December 14th, 2015 at 12:00
Yes, I see emails. Enjoying conversation.
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poemsandponderings
December 14th, 2015 at 09:28
I think he better call on an elf named Jenny Craig!!
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Carl D'Agostino
December 14th, 2015 at 12:02
Gotta start in June for that but Santa has a brand to maintain which includes 52 inch waist for pants size.
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poemsandponderings
December 15th, 2015 at 00:36
The Santa Panta.. For when your “Snuggie” is too Snuggie
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Maxi
December 14th, 2015 at 08:39
That must be a Florida chimney – yeah, we have one in Central Fl. The Tooth Fairy? Fagedda about it. There were seven kids, never heard of her.
blessings ~ maxi
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Carl D'Agostino
December 14th, 2015 at 08:50
I lost my first tooth in first grade and not knowing the nature of the event I went screaming through the school about rushing me to the hospital. They thought I had lost my mind and a tooth.
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MichelleMarie
December 14th, 2015 at 08:06
OH I love this! This is when you twinkle your nose and jump! I think! I love this! Made me laugh! 😀
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Carl D'Agostino
December 14th, 2015 at 08:47
I’ve had to twinkle my nose to fit into my pants of late.
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Sparkonit
December 14th, 2015 at 07:31
I wonder if Santa faces such problem. 😛
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Carl D'Agostino
December 14th, 2015 at 07:43
Most certainly. Eats too much ice cream.
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The Persecution of Mildred Dunlap
December 14th, 2015 at 10:09
What about all those cookies we leave out for him! 😉
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Carl D'Agostino
December 14th, 2015 at 15:38
He never gets them. My father always gets them. I saw the napkin and paper plate in the kitchen garbage pail. I was a regular little Sherlock Holmes at 5 years old.
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Matthew Curry
December 14th, 2015 at 06:41
hahaha 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
December 14th, 2015 at 07:31
I knew the whole Santa thing was a fraud by 5 years old. Our house did not have a chimney and I knew my parents would not leave a spare key under the doormat. I also hated that cheap witch the Tooth Fairy. She never left more than forty cents under my pillow.
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Theanne aka magnoliamoonpie
December 14th, 2015 at 11:37
I was 7 when a kid at school told me there was NO Santa…we almost went to war. Wow lucky you with YOUR Tooth Fairy, the one where I lived never left anything more than nickles and dimes (which, BTW, I was happy to receive) 😀 😀 😀
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Matthew Curry
December 14th, 2015 at 13:53
Oh gosh. She was cheap.
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