“Noah” by Carl D’Agostino
I Know I Made You Smile
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March 19, 2015
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I Know I Made You Smile 
36 responses to ““Noah” by Carl D’Agostino”
jannatwrites
March 27th, 2015 at 01:15
Haha, good one! He shouldn’t have brought the mosquitoes, either 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
March 27th, 2015 at 08:11
Yep. I would have left out the gnats too.
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RoSy
March 24th, 2015 at 22:40
Woops!
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Carl D'Agostino
March 25th, 2015 at 20:54
That’s right. That walking on water part comes much later in New Testament.
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earthriderjudyberman
March 21st, 2015 at 20:56
Wooden you just gnaw it? Termites. 😉
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Carl D'Agostino
March 21st, 2015 at 21:32
Hmmm. Maybe you could join my punchline staff.
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earthriderjudyberman
March 21st, 2015 at 21:39
That would be a tremendous honor. Thanks, Carl. 😉
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Tony McGurk
March 21st, 2015 at 19:54
And he forgot to put them in a steel box
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Carl D'Agostino
March 21st, 2015 at 21:31
You’d make a fine first mate.
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Lori Lipsky
March 21st, 2015 at 15:36
I’m with the above comment. This idea would work well for an exterminator commercial.
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Carl D'Agostino
March 21st, 2015 at 16:00
Now I gotta find a client.
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Gruhn
March 20th, 2015 at 12:50
Ha! Never thought about that!
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Carl D'Agostino
March 21st, 2015 at 16:01
And flies and gnats and mosquitoes and….
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jrj1701
March 19th, 2015 at 19:16
So that is why they can’t find Noah’s ark, it was the termites post flood meal.
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Carl D'Agostino
March 19th, 2015 at 20:15
The archaeologists should take a tip from me. The ark is just termite poop now.
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Mark Petruska
March 19th, 2015 at 16:01
Didn’t Noah get the message? Termite does not make right.
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Carl D'Agostino
March 19th, 2015 at 20:16
10 Termite does make sink.
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seeker
March 19th, 2015 at 15:30
Where’s that bug eaters when you need one?
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Carl D'Agostino
March 19th, 2015 at 20:16
All at the pizza joint.
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vbholmes
March 19th, 2015 at 14:44
I suspect he gave the two stink bugs a first class cabin.
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Carl D'Agostino
March 19th, 2015 at 14:52
All part of God’s inscrutable will, ya know.
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alesiablogs
March 19th, 2015 at 12:20
Damn Carl—That had me rollin’ on my wood floor!!!!
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Carl D'Agostino
March 19th, 2015 at 14:53
My friend Pinocchio did not think this was at all funny.
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colorpencil2014
March 19th, 2015 at 11:42
Thanks…I started the day with a good laugh!
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Carl D'Agostino
March 19th, 2015 at 14:53
That’s what I like to hear.
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Yoshiko
March 19th, 2015 at 10:57
Isn’t it better for Noah to sleep soundly due to large ship?
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Carl D'Agostino
March 19th, 2015 at 14:54
He won’t be sleeping when swimming to find land.
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Craig N.
March 19th, 2015 at 10:45
“Woodn’t You Know It!!
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Carl D'Agostino
March 19th, 2015 at 14:56
Maybe this is why The Carpenter was sent a few thousand years later. Kinda late I’d say – another one of the Creator’s tricks. Picked up my 13 today. For me a lucky number.
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The Persecution of Mildred Dunlap
March 19th, 2015 at 10:35
Oh man, a termite company should hire you to do their ads. This is so darn clever, Carl. 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
March 19th, 2015 at 14:57
I’ll call my ant to see if she can introduce me to one.
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poemsandponderings
March 19th, 2015 at 10:34
“Quick, somebody find the carpenter ants”…
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Carl D'Agostino
March 19th, 2015 at 14:59
Dial 1-800-WOOD PLUG.
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poemsandponderings
March 20th, 2015 at 16:41
Or call “Lumber ‘Liquid’-ators”. ( I don’t know if they are a local or national company) the name sure does fit the bill..
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monicastangledweb
March 19th, 2015 at 10:18
You can’t trust those termites, not for a second. Sheesh.
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Carl D'Agostino
March 19th, 2015 at 15:00
You’d think they would show a little restraint at least till landfall.
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