Reporter: It’s no yolk. Humpty Dumpty is no more and he was such a good egg. OK, I haven’t exhausted the puns, but I won’t torture you any more, Carl. 😉
Looked that up. You are right. But if you read his conversation with Alice in Alice and Wonderland with his high flalutin’ vocab and sentence structure it is obvious he was an egghead.
36 responses to ““Crime Scene” by Carl D’Agostino”
startingoveringermany
October 27th, 2014 at 10:58
lol, this one I like very much. I think there are too many people who have done this crime, lol
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Carl D'Agostino
October 27th, 2014 at 13:24
I hope they get the bad man who did this.
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earthriderjudyberman
October 25th, 2014 at 13:24
Reporter: It’s no yolk. Humpty Dumpty is no more and he was such a good egg. OK, I haven’t exhausted the puns, but I won’t torture you any more, Carl. 😉
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Carl D'Agostino
October 25th, 2014 at 18:54
I love corny puns.
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clinock
October 23rd, 2014 at 23:45
You must be yoking ….
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Carl D'Agostino
October 24th, 2014 at 05:23
No this is a very cereal matter.
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RoSy
October 23rd, 2014 at 22:06
Can I have some bacon with that? 😉
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Carl D'Agostino
October 23rd, 2014 at 22:18
Ooooooooh. No you didn’t. Tee hee.
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Craig N.
October 23rd, 2014 at 21:08
They Should Roll Him “OVER EASY” Before The “POACHERS” Get There!
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Carl D'Agostino
October 23rd, 2014 at 22:19
He’s a mere shell of a man now.
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Freedomborn ... Aussie Christian Focus
October 23rd, 2014 at 20:31
The problem Carl with having an egg head is they often get scrambled.
Annie is cracking up!
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Carl D'Agostino
October 23rd, 2014 at 22:19
Ha, you made me laugh.
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jbstoons
October 23rd, 2014 at 16:25
Lets hope they can crack open the case without getting egg on there face.
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poemsandponderings
October 23rd, 2014 at 10:57
“Yeah chief, the forensic guys are here now, they found one spent shell and a lot of hoof prints.. Yeah I said, hoof prints!”
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Carl D'Agostino
October 23rd, 2014 at 15:02
Hoof prints? Musta been my ex.
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poemsandponderings
October 23rd, 2014 at 23:05
I’m sure you mean she was a fine filly right?
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Mark Petruska
October 23rd, 2014 at 10:36
Detectives are scrambling to solve this one…
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Carl D'Agostino
October 23rd, 2014 at 10:41
You are really bringing home the bacon.
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Mark Petruska
October 23rd, 2014 at 10:57
Interesting fact: did you know that nowhere in “Humpty Dumpty” is he ever described as an egg?
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Carl D'Agostino
October 23rd, 2014 at 22:21
Looked that up. You are right. But if you read his conversation with Alice in Alice and Wonderland with his high flalutin’ vocab and sentence structure it is obvious he was an egghead.
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Carol Ann Hoel
October 23rd, 2014 at 09:47
So the rumor was true. I’m sorry to hear that. Blessings to you, Carl…
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Carl D'Agostino
October 23rd, 2014 at 10:41
The “Fall” was predicted in Genesis.
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Maxi
October 23rd, 2014 at 09:06
Conspiracy? And I’ve been buyin’ into it all these years.
blessings ~ maxi
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Carl D'Agostino
October 23rd, 2014 at 09:15
The king’s horses and his men are suspects.
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Let's CUT the Crap!
October 23rd, 2014 at 09:03
Sunny side up anyone? 😀
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Carl D'Agostino
October 23rd, 2014 at 09:15
Not so sunny for him.
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Let's CUT the Crap!
October 23rd, 2014 at 20:51
Of course not. He’s already cracked. Might as well pick up the pieces. 🙄
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japhethwg
October 23rd, 2014 at 07:57
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Carl D'Agostino
October 23rd, 2014 at 10:38
Thanks J. Appreciate that .
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suzicate
October 23rd, 2014 at 07:13
Something tells me there’s more to this story than what it’s cracked up to be!
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Carl D'Agostino
October 23rd, 2014 at 10:38
From the wall to the frying pan.
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Ankur Mithal
October 23rd, 2014 at 05:39
Alas! He could not bear the “yoke”…
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Carl D'Agostino
October 23rd, 2014 at 10:39
Seems like the yoke turned out poorly for H.D.
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Chatter Master
October 23rd, 2014 at 05:34
He had some responsibility in his demise…… I don’t think all those folks can repair what he did to himself.
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Carl D'Agostino
October 23rd, 2014 at 10:40
If you are going to sit on walls you should have a spotter.
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Chatter Master
October 23rd, 2014 at 20:05
Eggsactly.
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