As matter of fact I did dentist this morning. I was hoping for a toothbrush, perhaps a cap or coloring book but the mean ol’ office people said I was too old.
That would be one for the Guinness Book of Records!
[off topic – did you get the Parade in the Sunday paper yesterday? Cartoon Parade lost their cartoonist Charles Barsotti, who passed away in June. Perhaps you should submit some of your work to them?]
34 responses to ““A whole lotta teeth” by Carl D’Agostino”
Lori Lipsky
July 24th, 2014 at 00:59
Yikes. I wouldn’t want to pay their dentist bill.
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monicastangledweb
July 23rd, 2014 at 23:40
Too, too toothy for my tastes. Someone better get Valerie some floss, too!
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lscotthoughts
July 23rd, 2014 at 23:10
My, what big teeth she has! 🙂 Good one, Carl!
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vbholmes
July 23rd, 2014 at 10:53
Val knows that a “no-rush brush” a day keeps the gater craters away.
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Pam Huggins
July 22nd, 2014 at 20:00
She must have a sonic toothbrush. (I do and two minutes of brushing seems like a lifetime.) 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
July 22nd, 2014 at 22:22
As matter of fact I did dentist this morning. I was hoping for a toothbrush, perhaps a cap or coloring book but the mean ol’ office people said I was too old.
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Love Happy Notes - Daily Fun and Inspiration
July 22nd, 2014 at 02:44
I can’t help imagining Led Zeppelin singing ‘Whoa gotta whole lotta teeth!’
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Carl D'Agostino
July 22nd, 2014 at 06:07
Les Zep. Doors and Beatles is all ya need.
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Love Happy Notes - Daily Fun and Inspiration
July 22nd, 2014 at 06:08
That would be awesome. Love your work. 🙂
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Carol Ann Hoel
July 21st, 2014 at 17:10
I’d like to see that toothbrush! Blessings to you…
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Carl D'Agostino
July 22nd, 2014 at 06:08
Enter V’s bathroom at your own risk.
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jbstoons
July 21st, 2014 at 16:30
Woman ( I say that in the nicest way).
Sent from my iPhone
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Carl D'Agostino
July 22nd, 2014 at 06:09
My first wife could always be ready in a flash – the only woman I ever knew that was on the ball that way.
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seeker
July 21st, 2014 at 15:43
not to mention flossing them.
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Carl D'Agostino
July 22nd, 2014 at 06:09
Shush. That’ll make more delay.
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Mark Petruska
July 21st, 2014 at 12:04
Does she gargle with Gator-ade?
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Carl D'Agostino
July 21st, 2014 at 13:08
10
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poemsandponderings
July 21st, 2014 at 12:03
After all she is a “toothsome” wench..
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Carl D'Agostino
July 21st, 2014 at 13:08
You said a mouthful on this.
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poemsandponderings
July 21st, 2014 at 14:55
Watch your tongue son.
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Let's CUT the Crap!
July 21st, 2014 at 09:42
He should buy Valerie a power-washer. 😮
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Carl D'Agostino
July 21st, 2014 at 10:15
Yes, the one with crocodials for various settings.
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Let's CUT the Crap!
July 21st, 2014 at 12:50
😀 😀 😀 You crack me up. Have a great day!
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leadinglight
July 21st, 2014 at 07:48
See ya later, alligator. Who knew it was so they could brush their teeth?
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Carl D'Agostino
July 21st, 2014 at 10:16
Yes, they don’t like the fishy after taste from dinner.
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lulu
July 21st, 2014 at 07:16
That many teeth does force a perpetual smile though I’m not fooled by it.
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Carl D'Agostino
July 21st, 2014 at 07:29
Big mouth = big smile for sure !
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gpcox
July 21st, 2014 at 06:54
They make scrub brushes in all sizes…
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Carl D'Agostino
July 21st, 2014 at 10:16
We need to scrub out Washington D C. Do they make one big enough?
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gpcox
July 21st, 2014 at 15:28
That would be one for the Guinness Book of Records!
[off topic – did you get the Parade in the Sunday paper yesterday? Cartoon Parade lost their cartoonist Charles Barsotti, who passed away in June. Perhaps you should submit some of your work to them?]
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Maxi
July 21st, 2014 at 06:39
Maybe Valerie needs an electric toothbrush.
blessings ~ maxi
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Carl D'Agostino
July 21st, 2014 at 10:17
On my Christmas gift list already.
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jrj1701
July 21st, 2014 at 06:25
Maybe she ate something the birdies are having trouble with.
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Carl D'Agostino
July 21st, 2014 at 07:28
Lil’ birdies – cool. I’ll still keep my New York Yankees toothbrush though. Thanks for adding to the post.
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