So good the one about the the Children’s Nursery Carl, I’m sure some wish they didn’t know and I can relate to the Pot luck dinner, with having Dyslexia I’m always getting words mixed up but mostly when I have mental fatatude or I’m very excised about something good.
I have always loved this one below Carl ……
A Preacher said to a farmer,
“Do you belong to the Christian family?
“No.” said he, “they live two farms down.”
“No, I mean are you lost?”
“No, I’ve been here thirty years.”
“I mean are you ready for Judgment Day?”
“When is it?”
“It could be today or tomorrow.”
“Well, when you find out for sure when it is, you let me know. My wife will probably want to go both days!”
They are funny and I have more, but I must disclose this is not original material. However, my mind is clicking to manufacture some fictional ones along these lines.
Reblogged this on Darlene Foster's Blog and commented:
I’ve been away so thought I would share Carl’s humorous post with you. Don’t laugh to hard and remember to bring your husbands to the rummage sale (those of you who have one, If you don’t, I’m sure you can borrow one!) Which is your favourite?
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Dilip
May 7th, 2014 at 23:18
Ha ha ha made my day! 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
May 8th, 2014 at 05:59
Don’t forget to attend Bubble study on Thursday.
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Dilip
May 8th, 2014 at 07:53
🙂
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Tony McGurk
May 6th, 2014 at 02:40
Funny stuff Carl. I especially liked the 1st one & the 4th last
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Carl D'Agostino
May 7th, 2014 at 07:28
The silly innocence adds to the humor. I am sure they all made perfect sense to their authors.
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Freedomborn ... Aussie Christian Focus
May 5th, 2014 at 07:49
So good the one about the the Children’s Nursery Carl, I’m sure some wish they didn’t know and I can relate to the Pot luck dinner, with having Dyslexia I’m always getting words mixed up but mostly when I have mental fatatude or I’m very excised about something good.
I have always loved this one below Carl ……
A Preacher said to a farmer,
“Do you belong to the Christian family?
“No.” said he, “they live two farms down.”
“No, I mean are you lost?”
“No, I’ve been here thirty years.”
“I mean are you ready for Judgment Day?”
“When is it?”
“It could be today or tomorrow.”
“Well, when you find out for sure when it is, you let me know. My wife will probably want to go both days!”
Heads Up! – Christian Love – Anne
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Carl D'Agostino
May 7th, 2014 at 07:26
Good one . Thanks.
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canicomeover
May 5th, 2014 at 01:34
You have a great sense of humour, I love it:)
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Carl D'Agostino
May 5th, 2014 at 06:11
They are funny and I have more, but I must disclose this is not original material. However, my mind is clicking to manufacture some fictional ones along these lines.
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philipfontana
May 4th, 2014 at 19:23
Carl, Great post, great laughs!!! You have quite a following of commentators! Impressive! And nice website as I look around! Phil from “Excuse Us…”
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Carl D'Agostino
May 4th, 2014 at 20:18
Most folks add puns and playoffs of the cartoons. Some are funnier than my post. Makes the blog interactive and entertaining for me.
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silentlyheardonce
May 4th, 2014 at 16:57
Too funny all of them. I will be giggling for the rest of the day.
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Carl D'Agostino
May 4th, 2014 at 17:00
I really appreciate your type of comment. It gives me some sense that my blog is successful.
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Valentine Logar
May 4th, 2014 at 11:32
LMBO….These were so good, thank you for the wonderful laugh this morning
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Carl D'Agostino
May 4th, 2014 at 16:58
They made me laugh too.
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duckofindeed
May 4th, 2014 at 11:18
Bwahaha, hilarious! It’s funny what goofy things people can come up with without even realizing it.
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Carl D'Agostino
May 4th, 2014 at 16:59
But we don’t think so when our own mistakes are pointed out. Ya gotta be able to laugh at yourself too.
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utesmile
May 4th, 2014 at 09:42
Wonderful collection! Made me really laugh!
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Carl D'Agostino
May 4th, 2014 at 16:58
It seems many agree.
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clinock
May 4th, 2014 at 02:54
Absolutely brilliant Carl…Jesus is coming, look busy…
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Carl D'Agostino
May 4th, 2014 at 05:34
I’ll have my ducks in a row. Or is that doves?
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Katherine Gordy Levine
May 4th, 2014 at 00:52
Thank you pinned it.
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Carl D'Agostino
May 4th, 2014 at 05:39
Good. Spread the Gospel. Tee hee.
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Three Well Beings
May 4th, 2014 at 00:20
These are really funny! I can hear the snickers flowing through the congregation as one by one seated ‘editors’ find the mistakes!
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Carl D'Agostino
May 4th, 2014 at 05:36
I have a feeling a lot of people would not get them.
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earthriderjudyberman
May 3rd, 2014 at 23:33
Thanks for the chuckles, Carl. Word play … always a good time. 😉
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Carl D'Agostino
May 4th, 2014 at 05:38
This year we will sell the Christmas trees with the children in the west parking lot.
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Patricia
May 3rd, 2014 at 16:19
Too funny! I laughed til I had tears.
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Carl D'Agostino
May 3rd, 2014 at 18:06
Good. Mission accomplished.
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Darlene
May 3rd, 2014 at 15:20
Reblogged this on Darlene Foster's Blog and commented:
I’ve been away so thought I would share Carl’s humorous post with you. Don’t laugh to hard and remember to bring your husbands to the rummage sale (those of you who have one, If you don’t, I’m sure you can borrow one!) Which is your favourite?
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Carl D'Agostino
May 3rd, 2014 at 18:05
Delighted you posted !
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Darlene
May 3rd, 2014 at 15:14
These are priceless. I love #4. I’ll be sure to bring my hubby to the rummage sale. Thanks for the laugh.
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Carl D'Agostino
May 3rd, 2014 at 18:05
#10 really made me laugh out loud.
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Niko
May 3rd, 2014 at 13:54
😀 😀 😀
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Carl D'Agostino
May 3rd, 2014 at 14:09
An old lady with a typewriter can be a dangerous thing.
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Niko
May 4th, 2014 at 13:27
😀 😀 yes, she could be extremely dangerous!
have a nice sunday, dear Carl
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May 3rd, 2014 at 12:14
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Carl D'Agostino
May 3rd, 2014 at 14:09
Thanks for reblog. I will join your group.
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seeker
May 3rd, 2014 at 12:07
I’ll bring my meds for the potluck. Pricesless.
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Carl D'Agostino
May 3rd, 2014 at 14:08
That’s why I eat only the stuff I bring.
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anotherday2paradise
May 3rd, 2014 at 11:57
I have seen these before, but they always make me smile. 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
May 3rd, 2014 at 14:07
Me too but knew people here would like them. I have more for another post.
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Hansi
May 3rd, 2014 at 10:54
Funny stuff…loved it!
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Carl D'Agostino
May 3rd, 2014 at 11:02
Now it’s got me thinking up my own.
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poemsandponderings
May 3rd, 2014 at 10:41
‘Pastor Michaels invites everyone to share in the excitement as he picks his balls out of the barrel at Bingo on Friday the 12th at 7 p.m.’
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Carl D'Agostino
May 3rd, 2014 at 11:00
Appreciate the length of your humor.
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poemsandponderings
May 3rd, 2014 at 11:09
You haven’t seen the half of it yet.
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Let's CUT the Crap!
May 3rd, 2014 at 09:57
These are so innocent they’re ridiculous and funny. Had to pick myself off the floor four times! 😀
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Carl D'Agostino
May 3rd, 2014 at 10:18
The piano is out of tune. The man will be here Tuesday to give it atonement.
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Let's CUT the Crap!
May 3rd, 2014 at 13:06
Ha ha ha.I could use a tune-up. Do you know a good piano player?
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Carl D'Agostino
May 4th, 2014 at 05:40
Mother loved Roger Williams. My fav was Victor Borg.
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Ina
May 3rd, 2014 at 09:36
LOL you really made me laugh here 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
May 3rd, 2014 at 09:43
I laughed too. I think I will try to think up some myself or find others on the net.
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