The other ants appear to be evacuating their hill–perhaps our loving couple can apply for a grant from the municipal Housing Rehabilitation Program and make it their own. Plenty of room to raise their own little colony.
I don’t know what’s the matter with me, but I’m now trying to think of a possible title for that lipstick the Ant Wife is wearing. I’m assuming the makers of ant lipstick use goofy names, just as real lipstick makers do. How about this? Formicary Fuchsia.
36 responses to ““The henpecked husband” by Carl D’Agostino”
pattisj
March 1st, 2014 at 01:27
Uh-oh. Trouble in Paradise.
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Carl D'Agostino
March 1st, 2014 at 08:39
Seems to be a mantra of that culture.
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monicastangledweb
February 22nd, 2014 at 12:53
Yeah, I’ve never been much for living in a commune. Solitude’s the thing!
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Carl D'Agostino
February 22nd, 2014 at 20:17
I am beginning to melt into a more solitary life but mountaintop property is exceedingly expensive.
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totsymae1011
February 22nd, 2014 at 07:35
At least they’ll work.
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Carl D'Agostino
February 22nd, 2014 at 07:55
As busy as bees. Well, I mean…whatever.
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seeker
February 20th, 2014 at 23:19
Community or communal living is cheaper.
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Carl D'Agostino
February 21st, 2014 at 07:08
As long as the neighbors don’t play the music too loud.
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vbholmes
February 20th, 2014 at 08:55
The other ants appear to be evacuating their hill–perhaps our loving couple can apply for a grant from the municipal Housing Rehabilitation Program and make it their own. Plenty of room to raise their own little colony.
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Carl D'Agostino
February 20th, 2014 at 21:10
Seems like you should establish AAA (Ant Advocates of America).
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clinock
February 20th, 2014 at 02:11
meanwhile they continue to be tenants…
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Carl D'Agostino
February 20th, 2014 at 05:28
Love it !
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earthriderjudyberman
February 18th, 2014 at 20:30
“Alice, stop bugging me,” Robert said. Good one, Carl. 😉
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Carl D'Agostino
February 19th, 2014 at 03:10
That put a bite into things.
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bkpyett
February 18th, 2014 at 17:04
Love it! Thank you!
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Carl D'Agostino
February 18th, 2014 at 17:37
Stay tuned for more.
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Mark Petruska
February 18th, 2014 at 12:59
Typical female rave and rANT.
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Carl D'Agostino
February 18th, 2014 at 13:22
She’s a ladybug in every sense of the word.
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M. R.
February 18th, 2014 at 11:47
LOVE it! – and especially the lipstick. Something about an ant’s wearing lipstick that has enormous appeal … 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
February 18th, 2014 at 12:25
Keeps the guys buzzing around.
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Let's CUT the Crap!
February 18th, 2014 at 11:38
Poor guy can’t do anything right. 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
February 18th, 2014 at 12:26
Good thing he did not marry a termite. They’d be “eaten out of house and home” if they ever got one.
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Let's CUT the Crap!
February 18th, 2014 at 12:29
You’re too funny, Carl. 😀
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Wendell A. Brown
February 18th, 2014 at 10:34
So very awesome Carl…I love it my brother thanks for sharing.!
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Carl D'Agostino
February 18th, 2014 at 12:27
I am happy we seem to be on the same wave length humor-wise.
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thunderbolt1959
February 18th, 2014 at 10:01
She doesn’t see the “big” picture here. She’s just making an anthill into a mountain….:-)
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Carl D'Agostino
February 18th, 2014 at 12:28
Yeah, it’s that typical “I want, I need” syndrome.
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Ankur Mithal
February 18th, 2014 at 09:51
…and the word “antsy” was invented
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Carl D'Agostino
February 18th, 2014 at 12:29
That’s because she keeps buggin’ him.
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Ankur Mithal
February 18th, 2014 at 12:31
Ha ha! Good one.
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cat
February 18th, 2014 at 07:47
ya … first she puts lipstick on, then she slams him … poor bobby baby …
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Carl D'Agostino
February 18th, 2014 at 12:52
It’s rough out thar in dem that hills.
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utesmile
February 18th, 2014 at 07:32
Oh I feel sorry for him….
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Carl D'Agostino
February 18th, 2014 at 07:36
Today’s economy does provide much opportunity for upward mobility.
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Ann Koplow
February 18th, 2014 at 07:17
I don’t know what’s the matter with me, but I’m now trying to think of a possible title for that lipstick the Ant Wife is wearing. I’m assuming the makers of ant lipstick use goofy names, just as real lipstick makers do. How about this? Formicary Fuchsia.
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Carl D'Agostino
February 18th, 2014 at 07:23
I think you’re on to something here. Personally, I am attracted to honey flavored “Bumble Bee Gold” lipstick.
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