1. What kind of beans do sailors eat?
2.What kind of beans do museum curators eat?
3. What kind of beans do horses eat?
4. What kind of beans do East Europeans eat?
5. What kind of beans do communists eat?
6. What kind of beans do cowards eat?
7. What kind of beans do violins eat?
8. What kind of beans do Martians eat?
9. What kind of beans do crazy people eat?
10. What kind of beans do urologist eat?
11. What kind of beans do track teams eat?
12. What kind of beans do Peruvians eat?
13. What kind of beans do fish eat?
14. What kind of beans are made into hats?
15. What kind of beans are good for your bones?
16. What kind of beans does the sun eat?
17. What kind of beans do flamingos eat?
18. What kind of beans do rabbits and frogs eat?
19. What kind of beans go with peanut butter?
20. What kind of beans go with bread?
ANSWERS: 1) Navy, 2) Wax, 3) Pinto, 4) Pole, 5) Red, 6) Yellow, 7) String, 8} Green, 9) Garbanzo, 10) Kidney, 11) Runner, 12) Lima, 13) Coral, 14) Velvet, 15) Marrow, 16) Corona, 17) Pink, 18) Jumping, 19) Jelly, 20) Butter.
SCORE RATINGS: 1-5 correct: You are a carnivore. 6-10 correct: You are just a can of beans. 11-15 correct: You are a fine and dandy Boston Bean. 16-20 correct: CONGRATULATIONS. There is a free cup of coffee or hot chocolate waiting for you at your favorite cafe(two more beans!).
35 responses to “Crazy Beans Riddles by Carl D’Agostino”
Elizabeth Ann Masterson
January 6th, 2018 at 16:51
This was a great exercise on whos who and the proper “Beans” to serve to the correct person and get a resounding “Bravo” for which recipe has been selected just for that particular group of……..
Hats tipped and spoons held high😄🍴🍻**
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Carl D'Agostino
January 6th, 2018 at 19:08
Thank you. It was fun to compose.
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duckofindeed
December 31st, 2013 at 11:53
I didn’t do very good, but I was never fond of beans. Darn, bested again by the dastardly beans! (I only got one right. I am terrible.)
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Carl D'Agostino
December 31st, 2013 at 12:01
Well this means your have not played silly Farm
Animals game. HNY Duck.
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Tienny
December 28th, 2013 at 14:27
Never expect my score is 20. Because I like to eat beans and peanuts 😀
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Carl D'Agostino
December 28th, 2013 at 14:47
WOW. You are the bean PRO.
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Tienny
December 28th, 2013 at 14:48
Not really. I love eating beans especially tofu, beancurds and even peanuts. They are tasty 😀 Do you?
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Carl D'Agostino
December 28th, 2013 at 17:45
Black beans and rice and in chili, string beans with almonds, white navy with hint of bacon soup.
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The Persecution of Mildred Dunlap
December 27th, 2013 at 22:53
I didn’t do too well. 😦 Back to bean school.
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Carl D'Agostino
December 28th, 2013 at 09:48
In baseball they eat bean balls.
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I HAVE A VOICE
December 27th, 2013 at 20:23
You’re hilarious ! I guessed 12 but, indeed, where are the Cuban black beans 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
December 28th, 2013 at 09:48
Forget those. Shameful as I live in Miami. arroz e friholes negros
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seeker
December 27th, 2013 at 17:03
Zilt. I don’t take beans for it gives me gas.
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Carl D'Agostino
December 27th, 2013 at 17:07
They say adding a little sugar helps but I don’t know if that is just superstition.
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Mark Petruska
December 27th, 2013 at 16:21
I only got 2. Which, as they say in Spanish, is “no beano.”
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Carl D'Agostino
December 27th, 2013 at 16:27
I thought that was Portuguese. They eat seacoast beans.
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kateshrewsday
December 27th, 2013 at 14:52
You have broad-beaned my horizons today, Carl 😀
(Ouch)
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Carl D'Agostino
December 27th, 2013 at 16:27
It was a fun post to create.
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Carl D'Agostino
July 11th, 2012 at 19:17
Dawg. You got me (?)
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Promenade Claire
July 11th, 2012 at 13:17
What kind of beans do the French eat?
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Mountain Republic
January 30th, 2011 at 15:53
Just like territerri, I got off to a good start but still ended up a carnivore!
That’s a good brain teaser, Carl!
MR
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Carl D'Agostino
January 30th, 2011 at 17:33
As long as you eat your broccoli and no junk food you are OK.
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territerri
January 28th, 2011 at 00:51
I was encouraged when I got the first one… but quickly realized my brain wasn’t in a bean frame of mind. I hope you’re happy though, that now there’s a little ditty stuck in my head…
Beans, beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot,
The more you toot, the better you feel,
So eat your beans at every meal….
um…. thanks?
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Carl D'Agostino
January 28th, 2011 at 06:37
Swith to brussels sprouts for similar effect and compose your own ditty.
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Val Erde
January 27th, 2011 at 11:34
I think my brain bean ‘n’ gone. I got zero!
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carldagostino
January 27th, 2011 at 12:41
I understand. My brain bean gone fer some time and I bean alookin fer it fer years.
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Maxi
January 27th, 2011 at 09:48
I love number 19 … still laughing.
Baked beans are my favorite, though I do like black beans ‘n rice.
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carldagostino
January 27th, 2011 at 10:29
President Reagan used to send me jelly beans all the time.
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Zahara
January 27th, 2011 at 02:21
That’s alotta beans.
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Carl D'Agostino
January 27th, 2011 at 06:16
“alotta” beans. I get it. What kind of beans do hungry people eat? Alotta beans!
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carldagostino
January 26th, 2011 at 22:35
Ya got me! And just a few hours ago I ate arroz y frijoles negros y carne de cerdo asado.
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Margaret Reyes Dempsey
January 26th, 2011 at 22:49
Add some platanos maduros and you’ve got a perfect meal there.
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Margaret Reyes Dempsey
January 26th, 2011 at 22:03
Cool beans!
(I’ve been waiting for an opportunity to use that expression.) 🙂
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carldagostino
January 26th, 2011 at 22:08
What was your score? I know one thing. You get the all time “post time to comment response time” award in history of my blog. Thank you for your support and comments.
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Margaret Reyes Dempsey
January 26th, 2011 at 22:19
I scored 11.
But where are my Cuban black beans? Huh? Huh?
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