This one’s too fresh for me–a p&b reaches perfection when it’s good and soggy because it’s been sitting in your lunch box for three hours prior to consumption.
I only eat natural foods. I don’t eat anything like snails and weeds because that would be un-natural. Actually there has been some processing because the grapes and the peanuts are not still on their vines.
Another good one Carl.
Excellent! Look at all that fiber! It would take a while to get through that sandwich and by the time you were done you’d be thoroughly sick of eating. It’s the Carl D diet!
55 responses to ““Natural Food Diet” by Carl D’Agostino”
Carl
August 3rd, 2013 at 17:55
But I suppose it’s good to have nuts when you get in a jam.
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Carl
August 3rd, 2013 at 17:54
I knew you were nuts!
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jannatwrites
August 2nd, 2013 at 03:27
Generally, I think that natural is better. In the case of PB&J, though- give me processed!
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Carl D'Agostino
August 2nd, 2013 at 13:02
Well when green things grow on your nose, you’ll be sorry .
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lscotthoughts
August 1st, 2013 at 21:59
I’m hoping the peanuts are shelled and now I’m wondering about the bread…
good one, Carl! 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
August 2nd, 2013 at 13:03
Everything, unfortunately, is a trade off.
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I HAVE A VOICE
August 1st, 2013 at 19:59
that’s too icky and sticky !
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Carl D'Agostino
August 2nd, 2013 at 13:04
Well so is glue and paste but a little pepper and a hint of garlic makes them palatable.
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gpcox
August 1st, 2013 at 09:22
You can’t get more natural than this!
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Carl D'Agostino
August 2nd, 2013 at 13:04
That’s the ticket !
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Three Well Beings
August 1st, 2013 at 00:50
I like your thinking, Carl. This looks pretty good to me! What it lacks in nutrition it makes up for in fun!
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Carl D'Agostino
August 2nd, 2013 at 13:05
If you eat jumping beans your weight is controlled as you work it off trying to catch them.
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Tony McGurk
July 31st, 2013 at 18:03
That’s definitely crunchy peanut butter Carl.
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Carl D'Agostino
August 2nd, 2013 at 13:06
Not bad for this city boy, eh ?
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vb holmes
July 31st, 2013 at 17:48
This one’s too fresh for me–a p&b reaches perfection when it’s good and soggy because it’s been sitting in your lunch box for three hours prior to consumption.
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Carl D'Agostino
August 2nd, 2013 at 13:07
Lord, I remember those days.
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HoaiPhai
July 31st, 2013 at 14:08
Could have been worse… Coluld’ve been a macaroon.
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Carl D'Agostino
July 31st, 2013 at 15:40
No those will do a job on those molars for sure. By the way a mud pie pastry tastes horrible natural way.
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Bo Lumpkin
July 31st, 2013 at 13:05
I only eat natural foods. I don’t eat anything like snails and weeds because that would be un-natural. Actually there has been some processing because the grapes and the peanuts are not still on their vines.
Another good one Carl.
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Carl D'Agostino
July 31st, 2013 at 15:41
Snails taste OK buy ya gotta “slow” cook them.
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rumpydog
July 31st, 2013 at 12:37
Hmmmm…. now you got me wondering what peanuts and grapes would taste like together.
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Carl D'Agostino
July 31st, 2013 at 15:42
That’s perfect. You let me know, hear ?
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Lori Lipsky
July 31st, 2013 at 11:44
I’ll bet the bread is whole grain, too. I’m smiling, Carl. Good one!
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Carl D'Agostino
July 31st, 2013 at 15:43
Apple/banana bread.
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Lori Lipsky
July 31st, 2013 at 17:39
yum
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Diane Henders
July 31st, 2013 at 11:43
Thanks for my morning chuckle! All that fibre looks a little too healthy for me, though. 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
July 31st, 2013 at 15:44
Now that is a consideration I did not consider and suppose that would be a considerable problem.
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Chris
July 31st, 2013 at 11:25
Love this one! Made me smile.
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Carl D'Agostino
July 31st, 2013 at 11:33
Now that’s success for me. Regards.
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Adamsart
July 31st, 2013 at 10:31
This pp&j is both crunchy and juicy.
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Carl D'Agostino
July 31st, 2013 at 11:32
The grapes my favorite vintage year – October.
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Don Carnagey~Lanier
July 31st, 2013 at 10:05
Darn it man! Now I am hungy!!!
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Carl D'Agostino
July 31st, 2013 at 11:33
Oh, oh. You best not peek if I do one on a horse or whale !
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earthriderjudyberman
July 31st, 2013 at 09:28
PB&J – the way nature (and Carl) intended. Thanks for the chuckle.
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Carl D'Agostino
July 31st, 2013 at 09:54
But I don’t know if it is crunchy or smooth this way.
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seeker
July 31st, 2013 at 09:12
Green jelly, please.
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Carl D'Agostino
July 31st, 2013 at 09:53
Made from kelp ?
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Chatter Master
July 31st, 2013 at 09:11
This just made me laugh. For real.
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Carl D'Agostino
July 31st, 2013 at 09:54
Ah, another successful blog day.
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Snoring Dog Studio
July 31st, 2013 at 08:51
Excellent! Look at all that fiber! It would take a while to get through that sandwich and by the time you were done you’d be thoroughly sick of eating. It’s the Carl D diet!
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Carl D'Agostino
July 31st, 2013 at 09:57
Matter of fact I am dieting now. No chocolate, ice cream or pastry or soda. I am absolutely miserable.
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Snoring Dog Studio
July 31st, 2013 at 21:23
Hey – me, too. I’m fasting. I’ve cut out breads. I am miserable, too. My mom bought two packs of donuts yesterday. I want to strangle her.
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jbstoons
July 31st, 2013 at 08:50
Mmmmm.
Sent from my iPhone
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Carl D'Agostino
July 31st, 2013 at 09:54
Toast or regular bread ?
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jbstoons
July 31st, 2013 at 21:22
either or.
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Hippie Cahier
July 31st, 2013 at 08:32
PB&J is nature’s perfect food. (That one looks a little extra crunchy.)
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Carl D'Agostino
July 31st, 2013 at 09:56
Yep, Ima crunch person. Usually inna crunch 3 days before pay day too.
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Catherine Johnson
July 31st, 2013 at 08:22
Very funny! I like the word sammich
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Carl D'Agostino
July 31st, 2013 at 08:25
Den you will like icekeem.
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Catherine Johnson
July 31st, 2013 at 10:58
:0)
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Maxi
July 31st, 2013 at 08:19
Guess the problem took care of itself.
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Carl D'Agostino
July 31st, 2013 at 08:23
Sometimes you have to lift one leg up and wear a green hat and then it usually works. Dad and I up to Publix right now.
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Maxi
July 31st, 2013 at 08:18
Uh, do those peanuts still have shells on ’em?
Just wanted to check in and say hi … hope you and dad are well. Tried to hit “like” button would not let me.
blessings ~ maxi
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sixthsymph
July 31st, 2013 at 08:15
Was this made by the same cook as the apple pie in your previous post, Carl?
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Carl D'Agostino
July 31st, 2013 at 08:22
I am cartoonbaker !
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