It snowed one time in Miami in 1977. A few wisps of ice that lasted all of 15 seconds but the entire school at which I taught vacated the building in seconds to relish in the miracle. Later at faculty meeting the principal lamented that we could never approach that record time in fire drill.
30 responses to “Carl’s shopping guide(caption fun)”
Three Well Beings
April 10th, 2013 at 00:11
These are just hilarious, Carl. I really liked the snow mat. What DOES keep the snow off?
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Carl D'Agostino
April 10th, 2013 at 00:16
Well you also have to get the anti snow rug protector umbrella.
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Jackie Paulson
April 9th, 2013 at 06:22
LOL, slip covers, OMG my grandma before she died had those…And the no slip on ice…that is a great invention…you ROCK!
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Carl D'Agostino
April 9th, 2013 at 18:18
Some of my aunts had them . At least aluminum siding made a little bit of sense.
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clinock
April 8th, 2013 at 23:24
Never know what’s in store for us on your blog Carl – brilliant and hilarious…
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Carl D'Agostino
April 9th, 2013 at 18:17
Gotta keepem guessing and off kilter. Surprise is big part of humor. I may do a series about the time I was kidnapped by Martians.
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I HAVE A VOICE
April 8th, 2013 at 21:13
LOL…. THESE ARE FANTASTIC !
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Carl D'Agostino
April 9th, 2013 at 18:15
They are fun to think up and not hard as so many products are absurd.
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reneejohnsonwrites
April 8th, 2013 at 20:43
The butt-bank is too funny! We would probably be amazed at how many of them actually sold!
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joanna
April 8th, 2013 at 12:17
lol! love the caption for the restless legs cream and the toothpaste squeezer especially.
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poemsandponderings
April 8th, 2013 at 10:49
The therapy ring though, isn’t as useful as the wedding ring for applying pressure. And it’s a lot less costly..
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Snoring Dog Studio
April 8th, 2013 at 08:07
Restless Legs! My favorite! Oh, you are brilliant, Carl!
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Carl D'Agostino
April 8th, 2013 at 08:16
Yeah, the legs. Why don’t you create such a post – sure it would get laughs too.
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Snoring Dog Studio
April 8th, 2013 at 08:27
I just might!
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Carl D'Agostino
April 8th, 2013 at 08:41
A fertile source are in those catalogues that come in junk mail.
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utesmile
April 8th, 2013 at 05:05
They are brillinat, made me certainly laugh out!
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Carl D'Agostino
April 8th, 2013 at 08:15
Good. Mission accomplished.
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Matthew Curry
April 8th, 2013 at 00:04
Hilarious!!! I love those!!!
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Carl D'Agostino
April 8th, 2013 at 08:15
I still chuckle myself.
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Matthew Curry
April 8th, 2013 at 13:19
Yes! It’s almost like Mystery Science Theater 3000! 🙂
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lulu
April 7th, 2013 at 23:24
You had fun with this one, huhn?
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Carl D'Agostino
April 8th, 2013 at 08:14
Caption contests always challenge our ability to be at our sarcastic and silly best.
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seeker
April 7th, 2013 at 23:15
which one is the cheapest?
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Carl D'Agostino
April 8th, 2013 at 08:13
Each are worth the investment regardless of price.
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pattisj
April 7th, 2013 at 22:46
Keep the snow off by using it in Miami. (that should be in the fine print)
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Carl D'Agostino
April 8th, 2013 at 08:13
It snowed one time in Miami in 1977. A few wisps of ice that lasted all of 15 seconds but the entire school at which I taught vacated the building in seconds to relish in the miracle. Later at faculty meeting the principal lamented that we could never approach that record time in fire drill.
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lscotthoughts
April 7th, 2013 at 22:44
Thanks for the chuckles, Carl! 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
April 8th, 2013 at 08:10
Yes, my mission it seems.
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Cristina
April 7th, 2013 at 22:36
Cute one dad.
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Carl D'Agostino
April 8th, 2013 at 08:09
See you on the beach.
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