Love this one, made me think of my Dad who was a Loads Engineer (designed wings) for Boeing. I use to joke with him that I always checked which plane was flying before I got on, if it was one of his I rescheduled.
Certain vegetables, like cauliflower, are stated to produce a lot of “hot air” after being worked upon by the digestive tract in the human body. It is said that this was the secret behind the ability of gurus in ancient times to levitate. We should suggest these veggies as fuel to the Wright bros.
Ah so the lesson is that the design may be perfect but without a little internal combustion it is just a pretty picture. Or is that a thousand wrongs go into to most worthwhile things before a right is discovered?
Yeah. Reminds me of stupid jerk tourists here on Miami Beach that think its cute to feed the sea gulls. Well it ain’t cute. I’ll allow you to speculate why.
46 responses to ““American Innovation” by Carl D’Agostino”
Carl D'Agostino
March 9th, 2013 at 18:26
I’ll relate that info to them.
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duckofindeed
March 9th, 2013 at 16:13
Well, I’m a bird, and I like peanut butter. Try that.
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clinock
March 9th, 2013 at 01:11
As usual I missed the flight but I just want to cogitate that two Wrights might, in fact, make a pong…
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Carl D'Agostino
March 9th, 2013 at 04:27
A ping of a point well made.
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rynnasaryonnah
March 8th, 2013 at 22:49
Worms? Haha.
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Carl D'Agostino
March 9th, 2013 at 04:27
The worms are glad this experiment was not successful.
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Valentine Logar
March 7th, 2013 at 05:45
Love this one, made me think of my Dad who was a Loads Engineer (designed wings) for Boeing. I use to joke with him that I always checked which plane was flying before I got on, if it was one of his I rescheduled.
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Carl D'Agostino
March 7th, 2013 at 06:22
Dad was landing gear mechanic Eastern Air Lines, “The Wings of Man”.
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monicastangledweb
March 6th, 2013 at 23:53
They’re so far off the beaten path, it might take years before they get it “Wright.” I mean, right.
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Carl D'Agostino
March 7th, 2013 at 06:21
I mean rite.
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Three Well Beings
March 6th, 2013 at 23:33
Gosh! if they just hadn’t given up on this idea perhaps they’d have found an alternative fuel source! Maybe everything but the worms! 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
March 7th, 2013 at 06:22
That’d probably made the planes wiggle.
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petit4chocolatier
March 6th, 2013 at 10:23
I love this Carl!
I hope you don’t mind if I reblog your link on my reblog page?
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Carl D'Agostino
March 6th, 2013 at 11:05
That’s splendid and have just added you to my blog roll.
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petit4chocolatier
March 6th, 2013 at 11:06
Thank you so much!! You are so kind!!
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Tony McGurk
March 6th, 2013 at 08:50
The birds were more successful than Willy & Orv because they always suck-seed
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Carl D'Agostino
March 6th, 2013 at 11:04
You are planting ideas in their heads.
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Ankur Mithal
March 6th, 2013 at 07:38
Certain vegetables, like cauliflower, are stated to produce a lot of “hot air” after being worked upon by the digestive tract in the human body. It is said that this was the secret behind the ability of gurus in ancient times to levitate. We should suggest these veggies as fuel to the Wright bros.
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Carl D'Agostino
March 6th, 2013 at 08:35
They could have used you then. USA now foremost producer of hot air. It is manufactured in the Senate, House and White House in Washington DC.
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Yoshiko
March 6th, 2013 at 02:47
Creative 😀
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Carl D'Agostino
March 6th, 2013 at 02:55
Glad you liked it.
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Lafemmeroar
March 6th, 2013 at 01:41
lol! Very clever as usual … you made me smile tonight 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
March 6th, 2013 at 02:55
Good. Mission accomplished.
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jannatwrites
March 6th, 2013 at 00:36
Good thing berries as fuel didn’t ‘take off’…they’d be $10 a pint if they did!
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Carl D'Agostino
March 6th, 2013 at 02:54
That’s right. Gas don’t grow on trees.
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territerri
March 5th, 2013 at 20:11
Too bad they couldn’t make that bugs and worms thing work out. Just think how much cheaper it would be to drive our cars if they had!
P.S. Thanks for sending Lori my way! Misery loves company and now we’re NOT enjoying the latest winter storm together! 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
March 6th, 2013 at 02:53
Glad to see ya’ll hooked up.
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Mark Petruska
March 5th, 2013 at 16:09
The earliest flight delays were due to bad feather.
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Carl D'Agostino
March 5th, 2013 at 17:25
Ooooooooooh, Mark that’s an 11 on scale of 10. A real squawker.
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Lori Lipsky
March 5th, 2013 at 12:46
If only they had tried a little harder to make water work!!
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Carl D'Agostino
March 5th, 2013 at 17:24
Yes water power. Actually replicating the steam powered cars of a hundred years ago is tech possible today, pollution free.
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poemsandponderings
March 5th, 2013 at 11:08
Imagine the size of the “droppings” that could land on your car. Right after you washed it of course.
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Carl D'Agostino
March 5th, 2013 at 17:22
Living by the airport you get the exhaust/fuel/mist settling even inside your house like an oily film.
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poemsandponderings
March 6th, 2013 at 00:52
JP-5 was the fuel that they used in the military, it’s probably the same or similar stuff. I can attest to the “oily” characteristic of it.
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Bridgesburning Chris King
March 5th, 2013 at 09:43
Ah so the lesson is that the design may be perfect but without a little internal combustion it is just a pretty picture. Or is that a thousand wrongs go into to most worthwhile things before a right is discovered?
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Carl D'Agostino
March 5th, 2013 at 10:36
Itsa trial and error thing. Wonder what they fed ship engines.
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jbstoons
March 5th, 2013 at 09:10
I bet they had to fight off the squirrels to get those seeds. Lol
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Carl D'Agostino
March 5th, 2013 at 10:37
With shrinking habitat itsa jungle out there even with no jungle any more.
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seeker
March 5th, 2013 at 08:43
I’m smiling Mr. DaG. Too funny.
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Carl D'Agostino
March 5th, 2013 at 10:38
Got worms – Will Travel.
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Carl
March 5th, 2013 at 07:39
It’s a good thing the aeroplane doesn’t poop on your head after eating its fuel, or maybe it does.
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Carl D'Agostino
March 5th, 2013 at 10:39
Yeah. Reminds me of stupid jerk tourists here on Miami Beach that think its cute to feed the sea gulls. Well it ain’t cute. I’ll allow you to speculate why.
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earthriderjudyberman
March 5th, 2013 at 07:09
Did they use any accelerants? Like a cat chasing after them?
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Carl D'Agostino
March 5th, 2013 at 10:40
Thatsa 10 comment !
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Maxi
March 5th, 2013 at 07:06
It’s good to learn something new everyday. Who woulda thunk it? Thanks for the lesson, Dag.
blessings ~ maxi
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Carl D'Agostino
March 5th, 2013 at 10:41
Much more will be revealed as 2013 is still young.
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