Don’t let disaster eat away your family’s home and security. Our staff will have you relocated to temporary housing at Ginger Bread Land within 24 hours where you may stay until your home is fully restored. “When help is due, we’re there for you ” – AMERICAN FAMILY INSURANCE
43 responses to ““Home insurance protection” by Carl D’Agostino”
duckofindeed
February 3rd, 2013 at 15:42
This frightens me deeply. Perhaps I shouldn’t have built my house with graham crackers….
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Carl D'Agostino
February 3rd, 2013 at 16:20
Or chocolate bricks.
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Valentine Logar
January 30th, 2013 at 07:27
This is perfect. With all that is happening across the nation, this is perfect and perfectly sad.
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Carl D'Agostino
January 30th, 2013 at 08:36
No amount of insurance can replace some things.
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petit4chocolatier
January 29th, 2013 at 19:21
Yikes & Wow!
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Carl D'Agostino
January 29th, 2013 at 20:43
Beware Chocolate Lady – you’re next !
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Deborah
January 29th, 2013 at 18:50
you’re hilarious Carl, sardonic chap!
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Carl D'Agostino
January 29th, 2013 at 19:04
Actually I am Italian not Sardonic.
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The Conservative Hill Billy
January 29th, 2013 at 12:30
I hope the guy leaves room for “Auto” insurance!
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Carl D'Agostino
January 29th, 2013 at 18:07
He eats cars too. Esp jaguars, pintos, cougars and mustangs.
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The Conservative Hill Billy
January 29th, 2013 at 20:56
Eats cougars? I thought this was a family friendly blog?:)
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Carl D'Agostino
January 29th, 2013 at 21:02
Ooooops
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clinock
January 29th, 2013 at 02:18
Well, at least we’ll get rid of the cannibalistic witch inside – unless he spits her out…
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Carl D'Agostino
January 29th, 2013 at 18:03
How did you know about my ex ?
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clinock
January 29th, 2013 at 22:57
We’ve been dating for months, didn’t she tell you?
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Carl D'Agostino
January 30th, 2013 at 04:32
Run, my friend, run.
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monicastangledweb
January 29th, 2013 at 01:41
Talk about scary. This makes the film, Jaws, look like a cake-walk in the park. Yikes!
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Carl D'Agostino
January 29th, 2013 at 18:02
You are right about that.
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RoSy
January 28th, 2013 at 22:29
The big bad wolf ain’t got nothin’ on this dude!
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Carl D'Agostino
January 29th, 2013 at 18:02
This guy is barred from all you can eat restaurants.
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RoSy
January 29th, 2013 at 18:04
Hmmm..Why am I not surprised.
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moviewriternyu
January 28th, 2013 at 21:16
They’re going to need this for that all you can eat life size gingerbread house display at the Maine Witch Trials! 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
January 28th, 2013 at 21:47
I will have to look into Maine Witch Trials. Familiar with Puritan Massachusetts theology and history but not Maine.
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moviewriternyu
January 29th, 2013 at 07:50
Read my post about it from last week. It will open your eyes to the fun and excitement…
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ruleofstupid
January 28th, 2013 at 16:02
The picture somehow borders on obscene – but the metaphor is perfect 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
January 28th, 2013 at 21:45
I am sure the poor ginger bread people think he is a bad man too.
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poemsandponderings
January 28th, 2013 at 11:21
I guess the one thing you don’t want to say to them is: “Bite me”.. Ouch!!
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Carl D'Agostino
January 29th, 2013 at 19:03
This bite is bigger than the bark.
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poemsandponderings
January 30th, 2013 at 00:18
Sort of an “over-bite” I would say..
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Deb
January 28th, 2013 at 09:39
Too funny, Carl! 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
January 28th, 2013 at 10:03
Ginger Bread families are people too, ya know.
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wolfsrosebud
January 28th, 2013 at 09:20
lol… hubby just retired from there, but we still do have our house… for now
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Carl D'Agostino
January 28th, 2013 at 10:02
I’m in Aventura , NE corner of Miami Dade County.
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seeker
January 28th, 2013 at 09:00
Hmm, I’m jealous to see that he has a complete set of teeth and have his cake and eat it too.
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Carl D'Agostino
January 28th, 2013 at 10:02
That’s a good one seeker.
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Tori Nelson
January 28th, 2013 at 08:15
Look at the chompers on that one! Hilarious as usual, Carl 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
January 28th, 2013 at 08:45
Hurricane season in Miami in three months. Are you prepared ?
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Tony McGurk
January 28th, 2013 at 07:43
By the size of the mouth & lips I’m guessing it’s a relative of Mick Jagger
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Carl D'Agostino
January 28th, 2013 at 08:44
I thought of the lips and tongue too! Ustsa have the t-shirt.
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Maxi
January 28th, 2013 at 07:22
Looks like a new infestation by the insurance companies; we can tell ya from personal experience.
Blessings ~ Maxi
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Carl D'Agostino
January 28th, 2013 at 07:23
They sure rake us over in Florida, eh ?
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earthriderjudyberman
January 28th, 2013 at 07:11
Those are mighty serious chops. Is there no help for the Gingerbread family? Oh, no, Mr. Bill. 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
January 28th, 2013 at 07:22
You are what you eat. Or is that you eat what you are ? Whatever.
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