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The Conservative Hill Billy November 15th, 2012 at 01:24
What about getting blood from the turnips? Sounds like a racket!
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Carl D'Agostino November 15th, 2012 at 03:39
Are carrots good for your eyes. Sure, have you ever seen a blind rabbit?
I HAVE A VOICE November 14th, 2012 at 21:13
you always make me smile and giggle and see into you! A wonderful gentleman !
Carl D'Agostino November 14th, 2012 at 21:21
Well if you can see inside let me know the score because I don’t have a clue.
I HAVE A VOICE November 14th, 2012 at 21:33
NO NEED FOR YOU TO WORRY, JESUS IS YOUR ADVOCATE AND FRIEND ~HE KNOWS AND LOVES YOU SO MUCH! IT’S A TOUCHY-FEELY THING 🙂
Reminds of the old hymn “What a Friend We Have in Jesus”
monicastangledweb November 14th, 2012 at 15:24
Carl, I wonder if they’re ticklish.
Carl D'Agostino November 14th, 2012 at 21:19
Only one way to find out – the “hands on approach”.
Valentine Logar November 14th, 2012 at 06:25
Sorry, I squeeze before I buy. Sign or no sign.
Since they squeeze the money from your pocket you are entitled.
Judee November 14th, 2012 at 02:31
This is one blog where the comments are as fun to read as the cartoons! Love your sense of humor. Carl. 😀
Carl D'Agostino November 14th, 2012 at 05:35
Yes, the playoffs and interaction make it all work. I get entertained by my on blog as people become participants not mere commenters.
Ankur Mithal November 13th, 2012 at 23:56
Go pick on someone your own size…l
Carl D'Agostino November 14th, 2012 at 05:39
We demand fairness at the produce market.
Tony McGurk November 13th, 2012 at 18:47
Looks like one needs a hug. But very gently
Carl D'Agostino November 13th, 2012 at 18:54
You are a “carrot” of golden empathy.
Carl D'Agostino November 13th, 2012 at 17:52
You are right. Makes more sense than kicking the tires when you buy a car.
kateshrewsday November 13th, 2012 at 17:25
It’s the only way to know for sure you’re getting a decent tomato, Carl…
Mark Petruska November 13th, 2012 at 16:33
First we’re told not to squeeze the Charmin, and now we can’t do that to tomatoes, either. Damn you and the revolution you started, Mr. Whipple!
Carl D'Agostino November 13th, 2012 at 17:53
Ever tried squeezing a satisfactory answer out of a congressman?
Lafemmeroar November 13th, 2012 at 13:04
When I see something that says “Please Don’t” I’m actually seeing “Please Do!” That’s just how my noodle rolls …
Carl D'Agostino November 13th, 2012 at 15:51
Happens with younggins all the time. If mother never mentioned such the kids probably would have had no interest otherwise.
Maxi November 13th, 2012 at 10:41
Take down the sign; a tomato needs love too. Blessings ~ Maxi
Carl D'Agostino November 13th, 2012 at 15:50
I am proud to know members of Vegetable(or is it a fruit) Advocates of America such as yourself.
poemsandponderings November 13th, 2012 at 10:14
Too bad, she’s not at the melon section..Oh, what fun we could have with that!
Carl D'Agostino November 13th, 2012 at 15:49
Guffaw. Rip. Snort. Knee slappin’
poemsandponderings November 14th, 2012 at 00:26
Oh yeah..
Debbie November 13th, 2012 at 09:47
That lady has got to pick the poor tomato with its arms in the air — he needs a hug and a home!
Carl D'Agostino November 13th, 2012 at 15:48
His home may be a BLT.
Craig N. November 13th, 2012 at 09:30
He looks like he wants to be hugged not squeezed
Very perceptive. Mr. Minestrone id proud of you.
Hansi November 13th, 2012 at 08:53
One should never squeeze a tomato, they should always be fondled.
Carl D'Agostino November 13th, 2012 at 08:57
I do that with hunnert dollar bills.
Judy Berman November 13th, 2012 at 06:59
Hey, lady (said Jerry Lewis style) … Good one, Carl.
Carl D'Agostino November 13th, 2012 at 08:45
I was crushed when he and Dean Martin went separate ways but I think both their careers benefited from the split.
vb holmes November 13th, 2012 at 06:04
I think the tomato in the display wants to squeeze the tomato in the green skirt.
Carl D'Agostino November 13th, 2012 at 06:21
Lecherous little scamp is he.
Carol Ann Hoel November 13th, 2012 at 03:00
Were the tomatoes told not to squeeze the customers? Has all the fun gone out of life?
Carl D'Agostino November 13th, 2012 at 06:19
I did not think of that. Reversing roles always has a way of being humorous.
jannatwrites November 13th, 2012 at 00:02
If a tomato looks at me, I definitely don’t squeeze it 🙂
Carl D'Agostino November 13th, 2012 at 06:20
I’m the same way with lions and tigers.
Hudson Howl November 12th, 2012 at 23:35
Like a sign is going to stop anyone from forbidden fruit or is that just me. I think I suffer from sign blindness plus I don’t read the instructions that come in the boxes either.
Carl D'Agostino November 13th, 2012 at 06:18
We had better heed the writing on the wall, however.
Red November 12th, 2012 at 22:52
When I read the title, I had to wonder if they had fur. You know. The green kind.
Carl D'Agostino November 12th, 2012 at 22:54
I prefur the silver gray color.
Red November 12th, 2012 at 22:55
*grins* Me, too.
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46 responses to ““It’s A Touchie-Feelie Thing” by Carl D’Agostino”
The Conservative Hill Billy
November 15th, 2012 at 01:24
What about getting blood from the turnips? Sounds like a racket!
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Carl D'Agostino
November 15th, 2012 at 03:39
Are carrots good for your eyes. Sure, have you ever seen a blind rabbit?
LikeLike
I HAVE A VOICE
November 14th, 2012 at 21:13
you always make me smile and giggle and see into you! A wonderful gentleman !
LikeLike
Carl D'Agostino
November 14th, 2012 at 21:21
Well if you can see inside let me know the score because I don’t have a clue.
LikeLike
I HAVE A VOICE
November 14th, 2012 at 21:33
NO NEED FOR YOU TO WORRY, JESUS IS YOUR ADVOCATE AND FRIEND ~HE KNOWS AND LOVES YOU SO MUCH! IT’S A TOUCHY-FEELY THING 🙂
LikeLike
Carl D'Agostino
November 15th, 2012 at 03:39
Reminds of the old hymn “What a Friend We Have in Jesus”
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monicastangledweb
November 14th, 2012 at 15:24
Carl, I wonder if they’re ticklish.
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Carl D'Agostino
November 14th, 2012 at 21:19
Only one way to find out – the “hands on approach”.
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Valentine Logar
November 14th, 2012 at 06:25
Sorry, I squeeze before I buy. Sign or no sign.
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Carl D'Agostino
November 14th, 2012 at 21:19
Since they squeeze the money from your pocket you are entitled.
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Judee
November 14th, 2012 at 02:31
This is one blog where the comments are as fun to read as the cartoons! Love your sense of humor. Carl. 😀
LikeLike
Carl D'Agostino
November 14th, 2012 at 05:35
Yes, the playoffs and interaction make it all work. I get entertained by my on blog as people become participants not mere commenters.
LikeLike
Ankur Mithal
November 13th, 2012 at 23:56
Go pick on someone your own size…l
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Carl D'Agostino
November 14th, 2012 at 05:39
We demand fairness at the produce market.
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Tony McGurk
November 13th, 2012 at 18:47
Looks like one needs a hug. But very gently
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Carl D'Agostino
November 13th, 2012 at 18:54
You are a “carrot” of golden empathy.
LikeLike
Carl D'Agostino
November 13th, 2012 at 17:52
You are right. Makes more sense than kicking the tires when you buy a car.
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kateshrewsday
November 13th, 2012 at 17:25
It’s the only way to know for sure you’re getting a decent tomato, Carl…
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Mark Petruska
November 13th, 2012 at 16:33
First we’re told not to squeeze the Charmin, and now we can’t do that to tomatoes, either. Damn you and the revolution you started, Mr. Whipple!
LikeLike
Carl D'Agostino
November 13th, 2012 at 17:53
Ever tried squeezing a satisfactory answer out of a congressman?
LikeLike
Lafemmeroar
November 13th, 2012 at 13:04
When I see something that says “Please Don’t” I’m actually seeing “Please Do!” That’s just how my noodle rolls …
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Carl D'Agostino
November 13th, 2012 at 15:51
Happens with younggins all the time. If mother never mentioned such the kids probably would have had no interest otherwise.
LikeLike
Maxi
November 13th, 2012 at 10:41
Take down the sign; a tomato needs love too.
Blessings ~ Maxi
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Carl D'Agostino
November 13th, 2012 at 15:50
I am proud to know members of Vegetable(or is it a fruit) Advocates of America such as yourself.
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poemsandponderings
November 13th, 2012 at 10:14
Too bad, she’s not at the melon section..Oh, what fun we could have with that!
LikeLike
Carl D'Agostino
November 13th, 2012 at 15:49
Guffaw. Rip. Snort. Knee slappin’
LikeLike
poemsandponderings
November 14th, 2012 at 00:26
Oh yeah..
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Debbie
November 13th, 2012 at 09:47
That lady has got to pick the poor tomato with its arms in the air — he needs a hug and a home!
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Carl D'Agostino
November 13th, 2012 at 15:48
His home may be a BLT.
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Craig N.
November 13th, 2012 at 09:30
He looks like he wants to be hugged not squeezed
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Carl D'Agostino
November 13th, 2012 at 15:48
Very perceptive. Mr. Minestrone id proud of you.
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Hansi
November 13th, 2012 at 08:53
One should never squeeze a tomato, they should always be fondled.
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Carl D'Agostino
November 13th, 2012 at 08:57
I do that with hunnert dollar bills.
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Judy Berman
November 13th, 2012 at 06:59
Hey, lady (said Jerry Lewis style) … Good one, Carl.
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Carl D'Agostino
November 13th, 2012 at 08:45
I was crushed when he and Dean Martin went separate ways but I think both their careers benefited from the split.
LikeLike
vb holmes
November 13th, 2012 at 06:04
I think the tomato in the display wants to squeeze the tomato in the green skirt.
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Carl D'Agostino
November 13th, 2012 at 06:21
Lecherous little scamp is he.
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Carol Ann Hoel
November 13th, 2012 at 03:00
Were the tomatoes told not to squeeze the customers? Has all the fun gone out of life?
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Carl D'Agostino
November 13th, 2012 at 06:19
I did not think of that. Reversing roles always has a way of being humorous.
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jannatwrites
November 13th, 2012 at 00:02
If a tomato looks at me, I definitely don’t squeeze it 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
November 13th, 2012 at 06:20
I’m the same way with lions and tigers.
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Hudson Howl
November 12th, 2012 at 23:35
Like a sign is going to stop anyone from forbidden fruit or is that just me. I think I suffer from sign blindness plus I don’t read the instructions that come in the boxes either.
LikeLike
Carl D'Agostino
November 13th, 2012 at 06:18
We had better heed the writing on the wall, however.
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Red
November 12th, 2012 at 22:52
When I read the title, I had to wonder if they had fur. You know. The green kind.
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Carl D'Agostino
November 12th, 2012 at 22:54
I prefur the silver gray color.
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Red
November 12th, 2012 at 22:55
*grins* Me, too.
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