“Halloween Bar” by Carl D’Agostino
I Know I Made You Smile
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October 23, 2012
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I Know I Made You Smile 
61 responses to ““Halloween Bar” by Carl D’Agostino”
Justin
October 27th, 2012 at 20:12
He will drink you under the table. I hear he just came out of the closet.
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Carl D'Agostino
October 27th, 2012 at 21:32
Finally, the closet reference. Been waiting for that one.
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blackwatertown
October 27th, 2012 at 07:02
He has everything on the rocks, so the ice cubes catch in his rib cage and rattle around till they melt – creating that scary halloween chain rattling effect.
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Carl D'Agostino
October 27th, 2012 at 17:27
Ah you were a radio show broadcaster in your former life.
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mypenandme
October 25th, 2012 at 21:52
Funny!
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Carl D'Agostino
October 26th, 2012 at 08:55
Bottoms up.
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I HAVE A VOICE
October 25th, 2012 at 20:38
Reblogged this on "Ye Shall Know Me by My Fruits" and commented:
Hellaaarrrios cartoon!
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Carl D'Agostino
October 26th, 2012 at 08:54
He does not have a ghost of a chance to get drunk.
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latebloomerbuds
October 25th, 2012 at 19:32
Hee hee! Margie
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Carl D'Agostino
October 26th, 2012 at 08:53
He’s a real drip.
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Mal
October 25th, 2012 at 13:01
Oh so that’s where the skeleton from my cupboard went! 😉
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Carl D'Agostino
October 25th, 2012 at 18:38
Hope there are not bats there. Or scary politicians !
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Three Well Beings
October 25th, 2012 at 01:59
Hope it’s a calcium enriched drink!
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Carl D'Agostino
October 25th, 2012 at 04:53
Absolutely.
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Lori Lipsky
October 24th, 2012 at 22:28
Whoop! I like to laugh and this did it.
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Carl D'Agostino
October 25th, 2012 at 04:52
You are at right place
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Mark Petruska
October 24th, 2012 at 10:05
Make no bones about it, that guy is pretty transparent.
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Carl D'Agostino
October 24th, 2012 at 10:33
Osteomark.
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cantueso
October 24th, 2012 at 03:06
RE: yesterday’s SOS. — I went to the forum and asked, and this morning everything looks right again. I thought that WordPress had finally implemented that change they have been announcing for some time now — that the stats and maybe other things would have to be accessed from their home page. So I thought it was a new system, and I simply had to learn new ways. And I tried. And tried. — Thank you for answering so quickly.
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Carl D'Agostino
October 24th, 2012 at 06:28
Great !
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jannatwrites
October 24th, 2012 at 01:56
I can relate…alcohol goes right through me, too 🙂
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poemsandponderings
October 24th, 2012 at 00:45
He needs something like a Toddy, that will stick to his ribs..
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Carl D'Agostino
October 24th, 2012 at 06:27
Oooooooh. Good one.
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pattisj
October 23rd, 2012 at 22:21
Guess a beer belly is not a concern to him.
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Carl D'Agostino
October 24th, 2012 at 06:27
Never thought of that but you are right.
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totsymae1011
October 23rd, 2012 at 17:13
I can’t hold mine either, so I understand. Makes me sleepy.
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Carl D'Agostino
October 23rd, 2012 at 17:47
We are better off not putting poison into our bodies.
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Carol Ann Hoel
October 23rd, 2012 at 13:31
Maybe it’s genetic. Poor Robert. Blessings to you, Carl…
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Carl D'Agostino
October 23rd, 2012 at 16:24
Or maybe a government program. Blessings.
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Angelia Sims
October 23rd, 2012 at 12:07
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, “Give me a shot, and a mop.” LOL. Great pic, Carl.
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cantueso
October 23rd, 2012 at 12:38
???Can you see your blog the same today as any other day? There is no template. There is a black background, all rather ugly. My blog looks like a page of a telephone book, but yours is even worse.
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Carl D'Agostino
October 23rd, 2012 at 16:24
I don’t understand. I went to your blog and there is a small black rectangle at top upper left but the rest of your blog is clear and looks good. I have no idea why you may be getting a distorted reception of mine. Everyone else seems to have no problem.
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Carl D'Agostino
October 23rd, 2012 at 16:25
The skeleton should stay home at the lab with Quincy.
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RoSy
October 23rd, 2012 at 11:32
LOL – Neither could RoSy…
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Carl D'Agostino
October 23rd, 2012 at 16:16
I quit drinkin’ over 10 years ago.
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Debbie
October 23rd, 2012 at 11:06
“Leaking” all over the floor at a bar is never a good idea!
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Carl D'Agostino
October 23rd, 2012 at 16:15
That’s right. Who wants wet stinky shoes?
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Deb
October 23rd, 2012 at 10:16
He never gets drunk. 😉
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Carl D'Agostino
October 23rd, 2012 at 10:17
He’s drinking Presbyterians anyway.
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winsomebella
October 23rd, 2012 at 10:03
I’ve seen that guy in a bar near me 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
October 23rd, 2012 at 10:18
Didja get his phone # ?
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Hansi
October 23rd, 2012 at 09:52
That happens to me with beer. Goes right thru me and into the toilet (or on some bush).
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Carl D'Agostino
October 23rd, 2012 at 10:00
Well I hope you are watering the cactus plants or the potato patch.
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lulu
October 23rd, 2012 at 09:09
Yep, you are on a roll this morning!
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Carl D'Agostino
October 23rd, 2012 at 09:49
Tootsie Roll for my candy bag of course.
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thunderbolt1959
October 23rd, 2012 at 08:53
Very scary!!! 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
October 23rd, 2012 at 09:48
Dracula drinks bloody marys of course.
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orofiorentino
October 23rd, 2012 at 08:52
Very Nice !!!!! Goodmorning Orofiorentino
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Carl D'Agostino
October 23rd, 2012 at 09:48
Buenas dias !
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Ankur Mithal
October 23rd, 2012 at 08:01
and he looks like a pale skeleton of his former self
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Carl D'Agostino
October 23rd, 2012 at 09:47
You guys are “killing” me. Thanks for adding your wit and playing the game.
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The Good Greatsby
October 23rd, 2012 at 07:58
That’s why I stopped inviting skeletons to my Halloween parties. Also, because they always came alone, claiming they had no body to bring.
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Ankur Mithal
October 23rd, 2012 at 08:00
ha ha! that is rib-tickling funny.
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Carl D'Agostino
October 23rd, 2012 at 09:46
They waste your booze.
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Carl D'Agostino
October 23rd, 2012 at 09:50
Teehee.
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suzicate
October 23rd, 2012 at 07:33
I remember seeing characters just like that at a bar many years ago…perhaps they’re still there!
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Carl D'Agostino
October 23rd, 2012 at 09:50
Were they wearing skull caps ?
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earthriderjudyberman
October 23rd, 2012 at 07:21
Big Hairy Deal, Wolfman! Thanks for my morning chuckle, Carl.
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Carl D'Agostino
October 23rd, 2012 at 09:59
It’s a boooooooooooootiful morning in Miami, low 80’s and gentle breeze off the Atlantic.
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Cecelia Futch
October 23rd, 2012 at 07:10
Funny!
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Carl D'Agostino
October 23rd, 2012 at 09:27
Thankhooo.
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