Or rotten apples. Thank you Duck for slaying some of the demons that have attacked me. You have restored my faith that good conquers evil. On some blogs anyway.
You would think they would charge for plastic to encourage you to use enviro friendly biodegradable paper but then plastic use saves trees. You just can’t win.
38 responses to “Paper Mates by Carl D’Agostino”
duckofindeed
July 3rd, 2012 at 13:59
Look on the bright side. At least she doesn’t treat him like a sack of crap. Darn it, someone already said something similar. But, that’s all I got.
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Carl D'Agostino
July 3rd, 2012 at 14:03
Or rotten apples. Thank you Duck for slaying some of the demons that have attacked me. You have restored my faith that good conquers evil. On some blogs anyway.
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Elliot
July 2nd, 2012 at 12:59
I kind of wanted to say, “put a sock in it, then you’ll feel fine”, or something along those lines.
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Carl D'Agostino
July 2nd, 2012 at 18:58
I feel ya on this.
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Maxi
July 2nd, 2012 at 10:51
Guess Mr. didn’t hear all the times the Mrs. called him, “a bag full o’ hot air.”
Blessings – Maxi
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Carl D'Agostino
July 2nd, 2012 at 10:53
With their new lives apart both will have a bag of fresh air.
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idiotprufs
July 2nd, 2012 at 10:25
A simple grocery store bag, should have never married one of those flashy Bed Bath & Beyond chicks.
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Carl D'Agostino
July 2nd, 2012 at 10:48
You are right and perhaps would consider counseling him on future relationships.
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Three Well Beings
July 2nd, 2012 at 01:48
He can come and stay with me! In California we have to pay for our paper bags…he’d be very appreciated! Debra
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Carl D'Agostino
July 2nd, 2012 at 07:59
You would think they would charge for plastic to encourage you to use enviro friendly biodegradable paper but then plastic use saves trees. You just can’t win.
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jannatwrites
July 2nd, 2012 at 00:06
Looks like the writing’s on the wall for these bags.
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Renée A. Schuls-Jacobson
July 1st, 2012 at 21:32
I bet he feels like a sack of sh*t. I hate that. đŸ˜‰
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Carl D'Agostino
July 1st, 2012 at 22:17
A day at the grocery store will fill him back up.
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pattisj
July 1st, 2012 at 18:56
Sounds like Paper Mate-less to me.
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Carl D'Agostino
July 1st, 2012 at 22:15
You got it.
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Ankur Mithal
July 1st, 2012 at 15:27
Story of the bag and the nag.
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Carl D'Agostino
July 1st, 2012 at 16:16
How poetic and romantic.
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Mark Petruska
July 1st, 2012 at 12:52
Such a sad sack.
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Carl D'Agostino
July 1st, 2012 at 14:18
No “sack” is sad. My fav used to be Cutty Saki
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poemsandponderings
July 1st, 2012 at 11:57
Go on, get out then! Who needs ya’? Anyway, I’ve been seeing that Italian guy, Joey bag ‘a donuts.. And he’s way, better than you in the sack.
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Carl D'Agostino
July 1st, 2012 at 14:14
That’ll be short lived. The Feds are on to Joey’s “olive oil” importation business.
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poemsandponderings
July 1st, 2012 at 15:37
Yeah, they’ll “bag” him sooner or later..
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Hansi
July 1st, 2012 at 10:18
Amen…get rid of the Old Bag
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Carl D'Agostino
July 1st, 2012 at 10:24
Must divest ourselves of such baggage
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Judee
July 1st, 2012 at 10:06
I figure marge treats him like an empty bag because he’s always out to lunch.
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Carl D'Agostino
July 1st, 2012 at 10:08
Ooooooooooooooooooh. Thatsa 10 !
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monicastangledweb
July 1st, 2012 at 09:40
Marge seems to be too full of herself, and that’s the source of their problem. đŸ˜‰
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Carl D'Agostino
July 1st, 2012 at 09:56
She’s a stuffed shirt. Or is that skirt?
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startingoveringermany
July 1st, 2012 at 08:56
Awwww, I hope someone can fill him up with warm heart whole some love.
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Carl D'Agostino
July 1st, 2012 at 09:55
You are so kind. Perhaps you can send him a tasty supper.
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Deb
July 1st, 2012 at 07:44
You bagged this one, Carl! đŸ™‚
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Carl D'Agostino
July 1st, 2012 at 09:54
He’s telling her to stuff it.
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Judy Berman
July 1st, 2012 at 07:11
I’m tired of this, Marge. I’m going to hit the sack.
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Carl D'Agostino
July 1st, 2012 at 07:13
Or hit the road.
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totsymae1011
July 1st, 2012 at 04:00
Poor self-image, I reckon. Marge is a mirror to him.
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Carl D'Agostino
July 1st, 2012 at 07:02
He’s been carrying this around too long.
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clinock
July 1st, 2012 at 02:50
Should he learn to contain his emotions better, and not make such a spectacle of himself?…
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Carl D'Agostino
July 1st, 2012 at 07:00
You’re rolling, sir.
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