Okay, I’ve been watching Ancient Aliens for answers, but now I see that you’re the one to ask! So, what do aliens look like, Officer D’Agostino (what’s your official title?)? Do they look like us?
For a title I like “your royal majesty” but actually I’m just a captain. Since we are the peculiar ones, the aliens consider us the aliens esp we inhabitants of Miami.
Ha-ha! That’s great! I made up space consultant business and ID cards (laminated and everything) for me and my three brothers. We went for a weekend in cottage country and at the general store we put the business cards up on the board right next to the cards offering firewood and stump-pulling services. Funny, we never did get any calls.
One of my favorite TV series when I was a child. Currently I one of my favorite series, too. Kirk, Spock, Smithy, Uhura… I prefer the old ones but the new chapters are Ok.
Yes each series and cast was special. I always felt that who the actor was for a character was perfectly cast and no one could fit the role as each did in their unique way.
“Carl, Carl..C’mon man, what are you doing? C’mon Carl beam me up..” When I get back, I’m gonna report you to “Star Fleet” Command, if you don’t beam me up RIGHT NOW! Carl put your Phaser away and beam me up!!!!
Ima good listener. Being able to discuss poetry and classical literature helps and reading the editorial section and not the sports section is also impressive. I use coconut butter for after shave.
On my ID? Yes they seem to leave it out on cards and account statements and billing and such as it reduces error. They goof and print Carl D. Agostino,Carl D*Agostino, Carl D-Agostino so omitting stops that. On the other hand it helps when they goof up your name on the next arrest report and doesn’t match your prints or record and you get away with it. You have a sharp eye. Can you drive fast? I need a “wheelman” for the next bank job.
41 responses to “Ya Just gotta love this job ! by Carl D’Agostino”
Tony McGurk
April 6th, 2012 at 20:53
Surrounded by women. Whatta job!!!
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Carl D'Agostino
April 6th, 2012 at 21:28
Sometimes I have to take orders from them. Hey, no problem !
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Sylver Blaque
March 31st, 2012 at 22:17
Okay, I’ve been watching Ancient Aliens for answers, but now I see that you’re the one to ask! So, what do aliens look like, Officer D’Agostino (what’s your official title?)? Do they look like us?
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Carl D'Agostino
March 31st, 2012 at 22:51
For a title I like “your royal majesty” but actually I’m just a captain. Since we are the peculiar ones, the aliens consider us the aliens esp we inhabitants of Miami.
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HoaiPhai
March 31st, 2012 at 06:47
Ha-ha! That’s great! I made up space consultant business and ID cards (laminated and everything) for me and my three brothers. We went for a weekend in cottage country and at the general store we put the business cards up on the board right next to the cards offering firewood and stump-pulling services. Funny, we never did get any calls.
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Carl D'Agostino
March 31st, 2012 at 08:11
That’s a great gag. Maybe print some as a ghost buster firm.
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Hansi
March 29th, 2012 at 09:56
You look right at home, but a five-some??? You’re a better man than I am 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
March 29th, 2012 at 12:33
Wheaties and black coffee.
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pattisj
March 29th, 2012 at 01:37
I knew it! You’re from the future, aren’t you?
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Carl D'Agostino
March 29th, 2012 at 05:25
Retired history teachers live in 3 dimensions simultaneously : past, present and future.
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monicastangledweb
March 28th, 2012 at 22:49
Carl, is this your dream? Well, looks like you finally hit the big time!
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Carl D'Agostino
March 29th, 2012 at 05:24
Oh I have dreams alright. Or had them. But they are not as frivolous as this.
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Margie
March 28th, 2012 at 21:56
Haha, you’re a character Carl!
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Carl D'Agostino
March 29th, 2012 at 05:22
I suppose I am a character. But I also get to author the play.
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territerri
March 28th, 2012 at 21:08
Is that your crew or your harem?
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Carl D'Agostino
March 28th, 2012 at 21:43
G rated blog. My crew.
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fiercebuddhist
March 28th, 2012 at 15:18
See you at the next convention my friend.
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Carl D'Agostino
March 28th, 2012 at 16:10
If I can get shore leave(with my staff) I’ll be there.
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fiercebuddhist
March 28th, 2012 at 21:23
I have orders to report to Chicago next year. 🙂
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Nuno
March 28th, 2012 at 12:58
One of my favorite TV series when I was a child. Currently I one of my favorite series, too. Kirk, Spock, Smithy, Uhura… I prefer the old ones but the new chapters are Ok.
Thanks, Carl.
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Carl D'Agostino
March 28th, 2012 at 13:29
Yes each series and cast was special. I always felt that who the actor was for a character was perfectly cast and no one could fit the role as each did in their unique way.
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Carol Ann Hoel
March 28th, 2012 at 12:42
May your first voyage through the Milky Way be hilariously joyful! Keep us posted, Carl.
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Carl D'Agostino
March 28th, 2012 at 13:27
This is one job wherein you really have to pay attention. No problem,
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poemsandponderings
March 28th, 2012 at 10:34
“Carl, Carl..C’mon man, what are you doing? C’mon Carl beam me up..” When I get back, I’m gonna report you to “Star Fleet” Command, if you don’t beam me up RIGHT NOW! Carl put your Phaser away and beam me up!!!!
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Carl D'Agostino
March 28th, 2012 at 11:00
You’ll have to take a number, buddy. On the other hand how much platinum do you have.
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Deb
March 28th, 2012 at 09:56
You got it going on now! 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
March 28th, 2012 at 10:59
I never imagined the benefits of space exploration.
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jannatwrites
March 28th, 2012 at 08:39
I like how you’ve surrounded yourself with women! The lone male on the crew is bound to get lots of attention 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
March 28th, 2012 at 10:57
Ima good listener. Being able to discuss poetry and classical literature helps and reading the editorial section and not the sports section is also impressive. I use coconut butter for after shave.
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Maxi
March 28th, 2012 at 07:52
I have long suspected you were a lady-killer, Carl … you ol’ fox. Blessings – Maxi
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Carl D'Agostino
March 28th, 2012 at 08:18
Those days are long gone. Womanizing interferes with my nap.
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totsymae1011
March 28th, 2012 at 07:50
Awesome. You’re finally getting your credits. Now it’s time for retro on those royalties.
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Carl D'Agostino
March 28th, 2012 at 08:17
You bet. Whatta galaxy !
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suzicate
March 28th, 2012 at 07:09
You the man!
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Carl D'Agostino
March 28th, 2012 at 08:16
I be cruisin’
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stripman
March 28th, 2012 at 05:55
Congrats…;o)
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Carl D'Agostino
March 28th, 2012 at 06:00
…things no man has seen
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stripman
March 28th, 2012 at 07:43
Now don’t make me jealous…!
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nursemyra
March 28th, 2012 at 05:07
Where’s your apostrophe?
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Carl D'Agostino
March 28th, 2012 at 05:14
On my ID? Yes they seem to leave it out on cards and account statements and billing and such as it reduces error. They goof and print Carl D. Agostino,Carl D*Agostino, Carl D-Agostino so omitting stops that. On the other hand it helps when they goof up your name on the next arrest report and doesn’t match your prints or record and you get away with it. You have a sharp eye. Can you drive fast? I need a “wheelman” for the next bank job.
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The Conservative Hill Billy
March 28th, 2012 at 11:34
I see you have all the galatic gals around you! You might give Kirk a run for hiis money.:)
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