Joyce has received international notoriety since making her debut via this blog and you’ll have to take a number. Unfortunately she has taken a liking to an Errol Flynn look-alike and that does not give you or I much of a chance. It is a very uncharacteristic 50 degrees F and sleety rain here in Miami today so you may as well stay cozy where you are. I will certainly let Joyce know of you interests and kind regards. As far as your alter ego or as Jung refers to as anima I have taken to a redwood from California.
In the spirit of artistic collegiality and friendship I would be delighted to evaluate your drawing for physiological accuracy and to determine psychological implications. You may certainly send all such drawings of this nature so I may study how you’ve drawn the allure of the eyes, the angle of the head and the curves of the curves.
Now that’s a real possibility, but as a Miami, Florida palm tree it causes me consternation as far as the marriage issue. Do I want to marry a tree with dazzling possibilities or do I want a tree just like the tree that married dear old Dad?
Ah, you have been following her fashion statements. I suppose I’ll have to buy her a set of earings. One of my favorites but do you think she’d appreciate turquoise and corral in silver? Or tiger tiger eye/onyx combo? Thanks for visit.
Dearest Miss Joyce: You certainly are a “looker” as we used to say. I am a palm tree living in Miami, Florida in the USA. It would be my utmost delight if I may be your most enchanted escort for an evening on South’s Beach’s Hollywood Art Deco nightclubs. We would dazzle the best of them and although I am a non drinker now, we could certainly enjoy rum cake and tea. However, my dear, I am asking your kindest consideration in exercising a bit of austerity during these distressful economic times, especially with unemployment hovering around 20% I just got my modest town house paid off and wouldn’t want to appear an aristocrat and start class warfare like that Bolshevik nonsense in 1917 in St. Petersburg.
Dear Mr Carl, please note that I am a Ms, fully explored but never captured.
I would be delighted to shelter in under your spreading palms leaves in such a warm climate. I may even have to remove some garments to be more comfortable. If I do you will apprecaiate that my bling is all natural and homegrown and not likely to provoke riots, except by passing wives.
Joyce is a dandy . . . with jewellery (proper english spelling used in Australia)
I repeat “with jewellery, you either get it or you don’t”, says Barbara Heath
Cheers from downunder – love yer work DAG!
36 responses to “Christmas Jewelry by Carl D’Agostino”
Mark Petruska
December 15th, 2011 at 17:29
Looks like she’s ready for her closeup, Mr. Claus.
LikeLike
Lafemmeroar
December 15th, 2011 at 03:45
Oh this is a funny one. At least Joyce didn’t go naked … 🙂
LikeLike
Carl D'Agostino
December 15th, 2011 at 06:38
Diamond clothing – every woman’s dream.
LikeLike
Sana Johnson-Quijada MD
December 15th, 2011 at 01:20
hilarious
LikeLike
Carl D'Agostino
December 15th, 2011 at 06:37
One of my favs
LikeLike
totsymae1011
December 14th, 2011 at 16:57
HA!!!! Funny!!!
Those haters are gossiping still, in the form of a tree, no less. I guess they had to be women.
LikeLike
Carl D'Agostino
December 14th, 2011 at 17:16
Female envy syndrome
LikeLike
Craig N.
December 14th, 2011 at 14:37
WOW!!! Is She SPRUCED UP!
LikeLike
Carl D'Agostino
December 14th, 2011 at 16:02
That’s a 10 !
LikeLike
Debbie
December 14th, 2011 at 11:00
A Christmas tree with Bling — awesome!!
LikeLike
Carl D'Agostino
December 14th, 2011 at 16:03
She’s a star alright
LikeLike
adeeyoyo
December 14th, 2011 at 10:42
Just who does she think she is, the Queen of England?
LikeLike
Carl D'Agostino
December 14th, 2011 at 13:09
No. Ego even bigger. Miss Universe.
LikeLike
Bonnie
December 14th, 2011 at 09:23
All dolled up, hehehe!! I’ve always been partial to the bling, myself. 🙂
LikeLike
Carl D'Agostino
December 14th, 2011 at 13:08
Yeah, but all that glitters…..
LikeLike
carldagostino
December 9th, 2010 at 10:40
Joyce has received international notoriety since making her debut via this blog and you’ll have to take a number. Unfortunately she has taken a liking to an Errol Flynn look-alike and that does not give you or I much of a chance. It is a very uncharacteristic 50 degrees F and sleety rain here in Miami today so you may as well stay cozy where you are. I will certainly let Joyce know of you interests and kind regards. As far as your alter ego or as Jung refers to as anima I have taken to a redwood from California.
LikeLike
thysleroux
December 9th, 2010 at 04:38
Joyce clearly doesn’t understand “over emphasis is no emphasis” … or … is that only applicable to Paris Hilton …mmm
(I sketched a picture of Bianca, perhaps its way too slutty for the blogs, shall I burn it or send it to you for evaluation?)
LikeLike
carldagostino
December 9th, 2010 at 06:51
In the spirit of artistic collegiality and friendship I would be delighted to evaluate your drawing for physiological accuracy and to determine psychological implications. You may certainly send all such drawings of this nature so I may study how you’ve drawn the allure of the eyes, the angle of the head and the curves of the curves.
LikeLike
carldagostino
December 8th, 2010 at 18:14
Well I certainly must concede that but as her possible suitor I must be rational and ask myself “Do I want to buy her bling or pay the rent?”
LikeLike
duckofindeed
December 8th, 2010 at 17:26
Ha ha! Well, I think she looks nice.
LikeLike
nursemyra
December 8th, 2010 at 17:21
Those other trees are just jealous
LikeLike
carldagostino
December 8th, 2010 at 18:12
Now that’s a real possibility, but as a Miami, Florida palm tree it causes me consternation as far as the marriage issue. Do I want to marry a tree with dazzling possibilities or do I want a tree just like the tree that married dear old Dad?
LikeLike
kateshrewsday
December 8th, 2010 at 15:53
Flaunt it, Joyce, life is short, and as for the opinions of everyone else: well, frankly, we don’t givvadamn…
LikeLike
carldagostino
December 8th, 2010 at 16:00
O great. Encourage her. Check back to see her for New Year’s party.
LikeLike
Prius Envy
December 8th, 2010 at 14:43
…and in this economy… that Joyce.
And to think last years faux pas was that tiny skirt.
-Bianca and the Girls with Prius Envy
LikeLike
carldagostino
December 8th, 2010 at 16:10
Ah, you have been following her fashion statements. I suppose I’ll have to buy her a set of earings. One of my favorites but do you think she’d appreciate turquoise and corral in silver? Or tiger tiger eye/onyx combo? Thanks for visit.
LikeLike
Amy
December 8th, 2010 at 11:22
As with everything involving Christmas, less is more. But that’s just my jaded opinion. 🙂
LikeLike
carldagostino
December 8th, 2010 at 12:27
“jaded” There you go again with the gem stones!
LikeLike
carldagostino
December 8th, 2010 at 09:41
Dearest Miss Joyce: You certainly are a “looker” as we used to say. I am a palm tree living in Miami, Florida in the USA. It would be my utmost delight if I may be your most enchanted escort for an evening on South’s Beach’s Hollywood Art Deco nightclubs. We would dazzle the best of them and although I am a non drinker now, we could certainly enjoy rum cake and tea. However, my dear, I am asking your kindest consideration in exercising a bit of austerity during these distressful economic times, especially with unemployment hovering around 20% I just got my modest town house paid off and wouldn’t want to appear an aristocrat and start class warfare like that Bolshevik nonsense in 1917 in St. Petersburg.
LikeLike
gallowaygrave
December 8th, 2010 at 09:54
Dear Mr Carl, please note that I am a Ms, fully explored but never captured.
I would be delighted to shelter in under your spreading palms leaves in such a warm climate. I may even have to remove some garments to be more comfortable. If I do you will apprecaiate that my bling is all natural and homegrown and not likely to provoke riots, except by passing wives.
What time and where?
LikeLike
carldagostino
December 8th, 2010 at 09:30
Thanks. I got 200 more foot stompin belly slappers on file so stick around. I keep it clean and wholesome down home chucklelish.
LikeLike
Maxi
December 8th, 2010 at 09:26
I gotta tell ya Carl, you make my day. Thanks for the laughs.
BTW, you also have us women down pat.
LikeLike
Zahara
December 8th, 2010 at 01:54
Joyce has got some bling going on. But if you’re a christmas tree, I think more is better.
Very funny, Carl. I would be the tree on the left.
LikeLike
carldagostino
December 8th, 2010 at 07:31
I will have a Christmas tree decorations post up in a day or two. I think you’ll love it.
LikeLike
malcolmenright
December 8th, 2010 at 00:02
Joyce is a dandy . . . with jewellery (proper english spelling used in Australia)
I repeat “with jewellery, you either get it or you don’t”, says Barbara Heath
Cheers from downunder – love yer work DAG!
LikeLike
carldagostino
December 8th, 2010 at 07:29
We spell english with “E ” . Alas, I have but two watches and a ring. Regards.
LikeLike