I did not understand the drawing, but aftert reading a few comments I begin to suspect that they were going to eat the elephant!!! But that is very sad!!! Elephants are very nice people!
Preferably, you might draw the thanksgiving dinner leftovers of the anthropophagites.
This takes place at the
Ice Age and end of the Stone Age. The animal is a mastodon or woolly mammoth. They were hunted to extinction by late Neanderthal and Cro-Magnon man. Of course they will have leftovers because the animal is so large. The joke is that of course they have no Thanksgiving but they seem to have the same problems with storing and eating big holiday meals and of course they are speaking English and exchanging typical housewife talk. .
I see, but in the Ice Age they would have placed their meat in deep holes made in the ground. I think that in Siberia they still do that. (I also remember that their birch trees cannot grow deep roots because of the permafrost in the ground. So now, if the Earth becomes warmer, these birches might fall.)
Thanks for explaining.
There must be many frozen species in Siberia – a real treasure trove for all kinds of scientists but that perma frost you mention prohibits the exploration.
Oh, Carl, now what? Are you trying to turn me into a vege/table/tarian, your Lasagne not withstanding?
Puts a whole new spin on wedding vows: “With this beast I shall thee honour. Through thickness and through leftovers I take you to be endowed till boredom will us part.”
And thanks for reminding me to warn my son to never even consider, other than for recreational purposes, a woman who turns down fish. What a cow.
Happy thanksgiving Carl and family!
We have two refrigerators to store our left overs in..
and to me the left overs for a YEAR is better than Halloween candy! LOL
Now that would make Publix think twice about calling their stuff king size. Have you ever seen those crab legs the size of baseball bats ? I saw them at the fish markets on the piers in Seattle.
Italian bread crumbs, celery, raspberries and pecans or walnuts. Sometimes shredded mild sausage. Available at Cro-Mags Food Emporium over on Cavern Street by the Arrowhead River. No credit cards or checks – clam shells only.
Faithful Maxi. As soon as I post you are there. Have sliced up portions for sandwiches in baggies in freezer. Made a few jars of soup with carcus as broth base and all the lumpy scraps will go with gravy over rice or egg noodles.
58 responses to “Thanksgiving: 15,000 BC – The next two weeks”
duckofindeed
November 29th, 2011 at 18:32
I like leftovers because you can make sandwiches. I wonder if wooly mammoths make good sandwiches.
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Carl D'Agostino
November 29th, 2011 at 18:37
Little on the greasy fatty side.
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Carl D'Agostino
November 28th, 2011 at 07:22
Tomato sauce always seems to taste better the next day as well.
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startingoveringermany
November 28th, 2011 at 05:52
lol, tell me about it. But with my family we have a trick for it. Everyone bring a container with them to take home a dish. Works all the time.
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Carl D'Agostino
November 28th, 2011 at 07:25
Now everyone knows – “Free takeout at V’s”.
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jannatwrites
November 27th, 2011 at 23:37
Thank goodness turkeys are considerably smaller! I like leftovers, myself….makes the next days’ meal planning not such a ‘mammoth’ task.
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Carl D'Agostino
November 28th, 2011 at 07:24
When you put so much effort into it, leftovers seems like a bonus. One of the reasons that micro-wave is so useful.
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cantueso
November 27th, 2011 at 15:29
I did not understand the drawing, but aftert reading a few comments I begin to suspect that they were going to eat the elephant!!! But that is very sad!!! Elephants are very nice people!
Preferably, you might draw the thanksgiving dinner leftovers of the anthropophagites.
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Carl D'Agostino
November 27th, 2011 at 16:43
This takes place at the
Ice Age and end of the Stone Age. The animal is a mastodon or woolly mammoth. They were hunted to extinction by late Neanderthal and Cro-Magnon man. Of course they will have leftovers because the animal is so large. The joke is that of course they have no Thanksgiving but they seem to have the same problems with storing and eating big holiday meals and of course they are speaking English and exchanging typical housewife talk. .
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cantueso
November 29th, 2011 at 15:24
I see, but in the Ice Age they would have placed their meat in deep holes made in the ground. I think that in Siberia they still do that. (I also remember that their birch trees cannot grow deep roots because of the permafrost in the ground. So now, if the Earth becomes warmer, these birches might fall.)
Thanks for explaining.
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Carl D'Agostino
November 29th, 2011 at 18:36
There must be many frozen species in Siberia – a real treasure trove for all kinds of scientists but that perma frost you mention prohibits the exploration.
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Amy
November 27th, 2011 at 14:08
Hope you had a great Thanksgiving, Carl!
I am thankful for the internet for introducing me to such wonderful people as yourself.
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Carl D'Agostino
November 27th, 2011 at 14:14
Same here Amy. This has been a wonderful experience this year.
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Val
November 26th, 2011 at 18:22
Lol!
I wonder what history teachers were like then….?
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Carl D'Agostino
November 26th, 2011 at 20:33
They were fairly idle. History had not yet occurred.
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weareliterarycritics
November 26th, 2011 at 17:35
Boy, they better eat the leftovers quick before it spoils. 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
November 26th, 2011 at 20:35
Yes, prudent to hunt for smaller stuff but hunt more frequently. But you know about ‘peas porridge in the pot 9 days old”
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Cmsmith
November 26th, 2011 at 15:51
Good one, Carl.
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Carl D'Agostino
November 26th, 2011 at 17:04
One of my favorites.
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burstmode
November 26th, 2011 at 15:00
You haven’t lived until you’ve eaten mammoth tetrazinni..
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Carl D'Agostino
November 26th, 2011 at 15:11
We are going to Walgreen’s tomorrow to get our tetrazinni shots……..
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pattisj
November 28th, 2011 at 01:06
Tetrazzini shots? Is that going around again? 🙂
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Ursula
November 26th, 2011 at 06:14
Oh, Carl, now what? Are you trying to turn me into a vege/table/tarian, your Lasagne not withstanding?
Puts a whole new spin on wedding vows: “With this beast I shall thee honour. Through thickness and through leftovers I take you to be endowed till boredom will us part.”
And thanks for reminding me to warn my son to never even consider, other than for recreational purposes, a woman who turns down fish. What a cow.
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Carl D'Agostino
November 26th, 2011 at 06:37
Finally, someone that perceives the profound philosophical wisdom masked in little silly sketches. Thanks for visiting and adding your wit to post.
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Carl D'Agostino
November 26th, 2011 at 00:04
Sure, it’s like mini Thanksgivings each month throughout the year.
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Jackie Paulson (Author)
November 26th, 2011 at 00:01
Happy thanksgiving Carl and family!
We have two refrigerators to store our left overs in..
and to me the left overs for a YEAR is better than Halloween candy! LOL
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Patricia
November 25th, 2011 at 23:12
A friend and I went to a restaurant so no leftovers. I ate everything on my plate so not even a doggie bag!
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Carl D'Agostino
November 25th, 2011 at 23:51
Didn’t even cop a few sugar packs ?
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jakesprinter
November 25th, 2011 at 19:08
Nice artwork Carl 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
November 25th, 2011 at 21:00
Oh just simple line sketch just OK enough to illustrate the joke
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Thomas Stazyk
November 25th, 2011 at 18:14
Marge?
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Carl D'Agostino
November 25th, 2011 at 20:56
Good ol’ middle America stuff.
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Angelia Sims
November 25th, 2011 at 17:28
They could always make soup! 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
November 25th, 2011 at 17:35
You let the soup settle overnight so the fat rises and gels and you scoop it out. Now that’s healthy.
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kateshrewsday
November 25th, 2011 at 16:57
Wow, that must have been quite a Thanksgiving feast! Hope you had a good one, Carl.
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Carl D'Agostino
November 25th, 2011 at 17:33
Did not waste anything. Winter coats for all.
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nrhatch
November 25th, 2011 at 15:53
Can you imagine the size of the spare ribs?! 😀
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Carl D'Agostino
November 25th, 2011 at 16:08
Now that would make Publix think twice about calling their stuff king size. Have you ever seen those crab legs the size of baseball bats ? I saw them at the fish markets on the piers in Seattle.
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Mark Petruska
November 25th, 2011 at 12:06
Good thing there’s no stuffing. It would have taken a tractor to fill that thing up, and I don’t believe the wheel had been invented yet…
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Carl D'Agostino
November 25th, 2011 at 12:43
See comment above.
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poemsandponderings
November 25th, 2011 at 11:43
Open faced Pacaderm sandwiches can “pack-on” a few lbs. What do you stuff it with?
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Carl D'Agostino
November 25th, 2011 at 12:42
Italian bread crumbs, celery, raspberries and pecans or walnuts. Sometimes shredded mild sausage. Available at Cro-Mags Food Emporium over on Cavern Street by the Arrowhead River. No credit cards or checks – clam shells only.
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suzicate
November 25th, 2011 at 10:10
Ha, this one is too much! Thank goodness we had turkey!
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Carl D'Agostino
November 25th, 2011 at 11:08
Triceratops, olive oil, dash oregano,hint of garlic – tops.
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nursemyra
November 25th, 2011 at 20:56
Mmmm… sounds delish. Happy Belated Thanksgiving Carl
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Carl D'Agostino
November 25th, 2011 at 21:04
Thanks from other side of the world
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flynn1959
November 25th, 2011 at 09:58
I’m sure it was no big, hairy deal to eat the rest…..:-)
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Carl D'Agostino
November 25th, 2011 at 11:07
I bet this is the first “after Thanksgiving” cartoon ever made.
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totsymae1011
November 25th, 2011 at 09:32
Unless it’s frozen, leftovers are best eaten with two days after or bacteria begins to collect. I didn’t do a huge to-do myself.
Speaking of freezing food, how are those girlies gonna store all that leftover meat?
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Carl D'Agostino
November 25th, 2011 at 11:07
Ice Age. No prob.
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Archana
November 25th, 2011 at 08:42
THIS is what they ate for leftovers!?
I wonder what the main course looked like. :p
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Carl D'Agostino
November 25th, 2011 at 11:06
T Rex. “Serves” him right. Ha.
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adeeyoyo
November 25th, 2011 at 08:15
It’s a mammoth task to eat it all… (burp)
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Carl D'Agostino
November 25th, 2011 at 11:05
That’s a 10 ! Thanks for adding your wit to the post.
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Laura Best
November 25th, 2011 at 07:40
All I can say is it’s a good thing they didn’t have refrigeration back then. They would never have found the ketchup or pickles.
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Carl D'Agostino
November 25th, 2011 at 07:44
Well they kinda really did have it. The “Ice Age” Brrrrrr !
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Maxi Malone
November 25th, 2011 at 07:20
I love leftovers … gonna eat a lot at our house.
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Carl D'Agostino
November 25th, 2011 at 07:26
Faithful Maxi. As soon as I post you are there. Have sliced up portions for sandwiches in baggies in freezer. Made a few jars of soup with carcus as broth base and all the lumpy scraps will go with gravy over rice or egg noodles.
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