This frightens me…and also makes me hungry for pizza. It must be rough being a gingerbread man. I wouldn’t like being something people like to eat. …Wait, people eat duck, don’t they?…
Is it true they ate so much pizza they turned into it? Guess the poor gingerbread man couldn’t run faster than the pizza delivery guy can drive. 🙂 Do not pull out in front of a car with a pizza sign on it, fyi.
Yes, Adeeyoyo. I was wondering who would tag that today and you got it first and right on the spot ! As I enjoy your writing and relate very well it seems we certainly think in parallels quite often.
32 responses to “The Delivery Man by Carl D’Agostino”
duckofindeed
October 26th, 2011 at 18:10
This frightens me…and also makes me hungry for pizza. It must be rough being a gingerbread man. I wouldn’t like being something people like to eat. …Wait, people eat duck, don’t they?…
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Carl D'Agostino
October 26th, 2011 at 18:22
Mom just had apricot chicken at Olive Garden
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Lafemmeroar
October 26th, 2011 at 12:52
I guess gingerbread man is at the bottom of the cookie food chain …
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Carl D'Agostino
October 26th, 2011 at 12:55
It’s not fair for such a fine fellow is he.
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pattisj
October 26th, 2011 at 01:45
Is it true they ate so much pizza they turned into it? Guess the poor gingerbread man couldn’t run faster than the pizza delivery guy can drive. 🙂 Do not pull out in front of a car with a pizza sign on it, fyi.
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Carl D'Agostino
October 26th, 2011 at 06:08
Good advice for all.
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Bonnie
October 25th, 2011 at 17:23
Love it! Gives a whole new meaning to the term pizza face. 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
October 25th, 2011 at 17:55
And a good Halloween costume as well.
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Chris
October 25th, 2011 at 14:17
Made me hungry.
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Carl D'Agostino
October 25th, 2011 at 14:20
The pen truly is powerful .
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nursemyra
October 25th, 2011 at 02:44
that’s not going to feed three people
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Carl D'Agostino
October 25th, 2011 at 05:10
You are right. Very perceptive. I often make that kind of observation about things too.
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jannatwrites
October 25th, 2011 at 00:17
Delivered in 30 minutes or less, or the next gingerbread man’s free?
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Carl D'Agostino
October 25th, 2011 at 05:07
Sugar and spice, the ginger bread man’s nice
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Christine Grote
October 24th, 2011 at 19:44
A little warped, but then what do I expect from you? It made me laugh.
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Carl D'Agostino
October 24th, 2011 at 21:59
Some of the best furniture made is a little warped.
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Thomas Stazyk
October 24th, 2011 at 14:14
That’s kind of cheesy 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
October 24th, 2011 at 14:18
Double. Sprinkle of oregano as well.
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Mark Petruska
October 24th, 2011 at 11:54
How sad. He finally escaped from the fox, only to find himself deep in the bowels of a wood-fired pizza oven. Poor guy just couldn’t catch a break.
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Carl D'Agostino
October 24th, 2011 at 13:36
At least it was wood-fired: a Viking warrior’s pyre. Not much condolence for a dead man, however.
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Carl D'Agostino
October 24th, 2011 at 10:52
How about “You are Now A Millionaire” Man witha phat check ?!
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suzicate
October 24th, 2011 at 10:35
Now they’re all waiting on the Muffin Man and the Candy Man!
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territerri
October 24th, 2011 at 10:27
Ha! This is so twisted and creepy! Perfect for the month of October!
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Carl D'Agostino
October 24th, 2011 at 10:28
Pizza Man vs Freddy and Jason. Brrrr.
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Maxi Malone
October 24th, 2011 at 10:03
Next thing ya know it will be pizza topped with…
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Carl D'Agostino
October 24th, 2011 at 10:06
Ima mushroom and black olive man.
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kateshrewsday
October 24th, 2011 at 08:55
This would be good for a pizza rights demo….
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Carl D'Agostino
October 24th, 2011 at 10:05
I will email to ERP (Equal Rights for Pizza) international organization in Rome.
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Margaret Reyes Dempsey
October 24th, 2011 at 08:49
That’s just sick, but in a good way. Can’t wait to show my son when he gets home from school. He just wrote a report on the history of pizza.
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Carl D'Agostino
October 24th, 2011 at 10:03
Onion and anchovy (yuk) will make you sick.
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adeeyoyo
October 24th, 2011 at 06:19
…an’ guess what he brought? A GINGERBREAD man!!!
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Carl D'Agostino
October 24th, 2011 at 06:41
Yes, Adeeyoyo. I was wondering who would tag that today and you got it first and right on the spot ! As I enjoy your writing and relate very well it seems we certainly think in parallels quite often.
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