“Big Things ” By Carl D’Agostino
I Know I Made You Smile
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August 22, 2011
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46 responses to ““Big Things ” By Carl D’Agostino”
cantueso
August 30th, 2011 at 10:16
This is a very good horoscope, and the next improvement woould be what I saw in The Onion: it was a RETROSPECTIVE Horoscope! These are incredibly useful! They are often abouth “You should never have done this or that.”
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Carl D'Agostino
August 30th, 2011 at 10:37
There is one well known cartoonist that all he does is horoscope cartoons. He is very good. I ‘ll have to look him up as he is no longer syndicated in Miami Herald.
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libraryscene
August 26th, 2011 at 21:46
so my life….
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Carl D'Agostino
August 26th, 2011 at 21:51
Maybe your ship has come in. You have a pretty good pen there missy…
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siubhan
August 25th, 2011 at 09:45
eh, story of my life, it seems.
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Carl D'Agostino
August 25th, 2011 at 10:06
Yeah, every time it says lucky day I buy $20 lottery tickets and never nothing, not even a three number $7.50 winner or something.
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SidevieW
August 23rd, 2011 at 17:51
eeeeek
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Carl D'Agostino
August 23rd, 2011 at 19:20
Gotta have that quick reaction time in this world today
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territerri
August 22nd, 2011 at 22:24
That’d be my luck!
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Carl D'Agostino
August 23rd, 2011 at 05:21
You are very lucky Terri. I envy your beautiful home and wonderful family life. You can keep all that snow, however.
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pattisj
August 22nd, 2011 at 19:25
Quite possibly the biggest headache he’s ever had.
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Carl D'Agostino
August 22nd, 2011 at 20:06
And 10 X greater than that last toothache.
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Mark Petruska
August 22nd, 2011 at 17:15
Fortune cookies are never that literal.
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Carl D'Agostino
August 22nd, 2011 at 18:03
But they do taste good with that hot tea
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kateshrewsday
August 22nd, 2011 at 17:00
You remind me of a Steve Martin sketch from The Man With Two Brains -the spinning portrait? Great post today, Carl
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Carl D'Agostino
August 22nd, 2011 at 18:01
Love SM. I’ll look for the skit.
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blackwatertown
August 22nd, 2011 at 16:08
Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
No – it’s a giant chocolate chip cookie. Oh crumbs!
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Carl D'Agostino
August 22nd, 2011 at 18:00
Need a big glass of cold milk with it
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Judith
August 22nd, 2011 at 16:07
My horoscope yesterday actually said “Get ready for big changes in your life”. Poor Kenny. I hope he moved out of the way in time. We would miss him.
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Carl D'Agostino
August 22nd, 2011 at 17:59
He has a very hard head
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planejaner
August 22nd, 2011 at 15:50
sometimes we are too inwardly focused to notice the obvious signs of life…
blessings
jane
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Carl D'Agostino
August 22nd, 2011 at 17:58
and vice versa I suppose
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Patricia
August 22nd, 2011 at 15:21
I stopped reading my horoscope years ago–I kept making it come true…
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Carl D'Agostino
August 22nd, 2011 at 17:57
You have to be passive on these things and be available to allow things to play out. You can’t alter fate but you can be prepared.
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CMSmith
August 22nd, 2011 at 13:20
Oh my goodness. This one made me laugh out loud. I read my horoscope daily.
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Carl D'Agostino
August 22nd, 2011 at 14:53
Good. My mission accomplished.
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TheIdiotSpeaketh
August 22nd, 2011 at 12:35
That is SOOOOO me! 🙂
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Carl D'Agostino
August 22nd, 2011 at 14:52
Well then, just sit on a different bench.
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nrhatch
August 22nd, 2011 at 11:33
OMG! You killed Kenny! 😀
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Carl D'Agostino
August 22nd, 2011 at 11:51
I don’t control the universe, But wait. I do control my pen. I’ll be sure to allow him to escape. One unwritten rule in writing fiction is that you never kill off a comedic character,
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Debbie
August 22nd, 2011 at 10:11
Another good reason NOT to read horoscopes! Ignorance can be bliss!
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Carl D'Agostino
August 22nd, 2011 at 11:48
I’d want to know but they never turn out as written so I suppose you are right.
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adeeyoyo
August 22nd, 2011 at 09:47
Remind me not to read my stars!
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Carl D'Agostino
August 22nd, 2011 at 11:47
Gotta stay one step ahead of fate,
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Bonnie
August 22nd, 2011 at 09:40
One lousy day, cominnn’ up…
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Carl D'Agostino
August 22nd, 2011 at 11:46
Hopefully better days are ahead.
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startingoveringermany
August 22nd, 2011 at 09:18
Horoscope does have a bit truth to it…as in life it is always how we interpret it.
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Carl D'Agostino
August 22nd, 2011 at 11:45
Yes, that makes sense but the glitch is our interpretation.
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startingoveringermany
August 22nd, 2011 at 15:45
exactly:)
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Rick Flynn
August 22nd, 2011 at 08:30
That’s why I don’t read horoscopes any more…..:-)
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Carl D'Agostino
August 22nd, 2011 at 11:44
Don’t you want to be prepared?
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Rick Flynn
August 22nd, 2011 at 15:41
Why prepare?
That’ll take all the fun out of it!!
Don’t YOU like surprises?????
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SuziCate
August 22nd, 2011 at 08:20
Not the big things one would hope for!
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Carl D'Agostino
August 22nd, 2011 at 11:38
A big bar of gold would be nice.
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lifeintheboomerlane
August 22nd, 2011 at 08:07
I had a day like that last week.
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Carl D'Agostino
August 22nd, 2011 at 11:32
Hope you have homeowners insurance and major medical.
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