the bananas were a bit green but soon were splitting their sides when the tutor tripped and slid on ripe pupil who then spilt his milk but was not shaken hmm lol have a great weekend xxjen
This school is endorsed by the American Liability Lawyers Association and The American Trial Lawyers Association. As a matter of fact they are the biggest endowers
From reading the comments, I believe that all of your readers are mature enough to read the article on my website titled: Robots Having Sex With Humans. Also, the future is predicted by the dog, Nostradogmus. Is it OK for me to say hello to Margaret Dempsey? Best, Van http://www.sanityandsense.com.
It’s a conspiracy. I always suspected fruit was not as good for us as we have been led to believe. The lies of the guilty; we fall for them every time.
Ah! A portrait of me falling – where were you hiding when I fell last time? One difference: I don’t need a banana peel! A painted line on the sidewalk will do.
Reminds me of the Monty Python sketch when th students are being taught to defend themselves from fruit attacks. . .
Love the cartoon! Glad Nancy sent me over here. . .
O thank God someone understands. I am not paranoid. Did you know they have schools that teach mirrors how to break? It is all a conspiracy I say. Then they want to pin the 7 years of bad luck on us. Madness, I say. And after running for our lives they teach buses to take off when we reach the stop. The whole world…
LOL – I can understand that about the mirrors and it makes me feel a LOT better! I agree, it’s madness.
Where I live, they teach the doors of buses to close just as you are trying to get on…and therefore you end up rebounding, and falling on the street. It would comedic if it did not happen so often – then the bus just leaves anyhow…I mean, how can this continue??
Glad no one taught the ones in my house to throw themselves on the floor…I’d be doomed! Maybe I should go eat them all now to make sure they aren’t privy to your teachings!!!!
DAG, hello from downunda, Brisbane Queensland, Australia.
Bananas at $14.00–$22.00 per kilo here because of crop wipe-out in the north (cyclones) and central (flooding) growing areas. We still manage to purchase at $6.00 a kilo from the organic market not 1/2 kilometer from home because we don’t support Coles/ Woolworths supermarkets!
I’ll have to convert kilos to pounds but I can see it’s going to be high. I would think imports from Indonesia would be much less costly. In the midwest USA it has been monsterous deadly tornados and hurricane season will start for us in Florida soon. Regards.
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70 responses to “Banana School by Carl D’Agostino”
Tony McGurk
July 2nd, 2012 at 04:46
AHA!!! So that’s how they are so good at it.
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latebloomerbuds
February 2nd, 2012 at 09:43
Haha, fun Carl!
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Carl D'Agostino
February 2nd, 2012 at 10:03
Glad you slipped into the blog. Welcome.
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jennygoth
November 12th, 2011 at 16:01
the bananas were a bit green but soon were splitting their sides when the tutor tripped and slid on ripe pupil who then spilt his milk but was not shaken hmm lol have a great weekend xxjen
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Carl D'Agostino
November 12th, 2011 at 16:40
Thanks for checking out older posts
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echostains
July 22nd, 2011 at 13:32
The bananas are out to get us! I knew it! Its a banana republic 😀
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Carl D'Agostino
July 22nd, 2011 at 15:12
Orange you glad you found out about this?
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echostains
July 22nd, 2011 at 15:21
😀
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blackwatertown
May 28th, 2011 at 20:20
Okay everyone. Listen up.
Number One Banana – You bring him down.
Numbers Two, Three and Four – You three go through his pockets.
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carldagostino
May 28th, 2011 at 21:13
And donts “slip up” ands leaves any clues. youse hear? We step on da guy clean and quick.
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Craig N.
May 27th, 2011 at 22:01
You know that I know about bananas. It looks like a “banana family” Maybe we should give the banana family names. That would be cute.
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carldagostino
May 27th, 2011 at 23:24
The best bananas are from Brooklyn, I understand. Over at Sal’s fresh fruit and olive oil store.
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Craig N.
May 27th, 2011 at 17:14
This school is endorsed by the American Liability Lawyers Association and The American Trial Lawyers Association. As a matter of fact they are the biggest endowers
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carldagostino
May 27th, 2011 at 17:18
Them lawyers are always looking to make a buck. I bet they are “peeling” off the C-notes right now. Thanks for visit.
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R. Van Conoley
May 27th, 2011 at 04:26
From reading the comments, I believe that all of your readers are mature enough to read the article on my website titled: Robots Having Sex With Humans. Also, the future is predicted by the dog, Nostradogmus. Is it OK for me to say hello to Margaret Dempsey? Best, Van http://www.sanityandsense.com.
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carldagostino
May 27th, 2011 at 07:12
As you see my blog has expanded its reach to a lot of delightful people. I am sure any and all would appreciate a visit. Dempsey is a sharp cookie.
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kateshrewsday
May 27th, 2011 at 03:02
So that’s what they do at banana school!
Brilliant 😀
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carldagostino
May 27th, 2011 at 07:09
All they do at grape school is drink and get wrinkled in the sun
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Paula Tohline Calhoun
May 27th, 2011 at 17:00
Silly! It’s not at grape school! It’s the Raisin D’etre University. You can get up to a Ph.D. there in shriveling. The main campus is in Fresno, CA.
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carldagostino
May 27th, 2011 at 17:15
PAULA That’s a 10 pointer ! Thanks for adding your humor to the post.
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jannatwrites
May 27th, 2011 at 02:06
It’s a conspiracy. I always suspected fruit was not as good for us as we have been led to believe. The lies of the guilty; we fall for them every time.
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carldagostino
May 27th, 2011 at 07:08
The lies of the guilty and the “grapes” of wrath
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Margaret Reyes Dempsey
May 26th, 2011 at 22:07
I absolutely loved this one, Carl. Thanks for inducing a huge smile.
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carldagostino
May 27th, 2011 at 07:07
Good. Mission accomplished.
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Paula Tohline Calhoun
May 26th, 2011 at 21:07
Ah! A portrait of me falling – where were you hiding when I fell last time? One difference: I don’t need a banana peel! A painted line on the sidewalk will do.
Reminds me of the Monty Python sketch when th students are being taught to defend themselves from fruit attacks. . .
Love the cartoon! Glad Nancy sent me over here. . .
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carldagostino
May 26th, 2011 at 21:29
Glad you visited. Plenty more fruity stuff ahead. A painted line? Now that’s a curse alright.
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Sana Johnson-Quijada MD
May 26th, 2011 at 20:32
look at those smiling deviants! takes one to know one i’ve heard ;). might say something about us both carl.
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carldagostino
May 26th, 2011 at 20:51
Deviants? Naw. Just a tad, shall we say “mischievous”
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Hippie Cahier
May 26th, 2011 at 18:58
I wonder what the advanced slip-and-fall technique is like.
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carldagostino
May 26th, 2011 at 20:43
waving arms with triple flip
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The Hipster
May 27th, 2011 at 06:07
With whipped cream and a cherry on top?
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Blossom Dreams
May 26th, 2011 at 17:20
Awesome – I genuinely believe that such schools do exist and I think you’re very brave to bring it to everybody’s attention – lol 😀 xx
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carldagostino
May 26th, 2011 at 17:44
O thank God someone understands. I am not paranoid. Did you know they have schools that teach mirrors how to break? It is all a conspiracy I say. Then they want to pin the 7 years of bad luck on us. Madness, I say. And after running for our lives they teach buses to take off when we reach the stop. The whole world…
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Blossom Dreams
May 26th, 2011 at 18:02
LOL – I can understand that about the mirrors and it makes me feel a LOT better! I agree, it’s madness.
Where I live, they teach the doors of buses to close just as you are trying to get on…and therefore you end up rebounding, and falling on the street. It would comedic if it did not happen so often – then the bus just leaves anyhow…I mean, how can this continue??
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planejaner
May 26th, 2011 at 15:11
oh look–Mark beat me to it, the rascal.
jane
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carldagostino
May 26th, 2011 at 17:39
The bells of humor are pealing away today
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planejaner
May 26th, 2011 at 15:10
did anyone say this yet: what an apeeling cartoon!
🙂
blessings
jane
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Mark Petruska
May 26th, 2011 at 15:03
So they get together and plan the whole thing out – love it! This strip is very a-peeling.
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carldagostino
May 26th, 2011 at 17:38
That one “slipped” my mind
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Tori Nelson
May 26th, 2011 at 12:41
I’ve been a victim to the slip-n-fall many a time before. This actually has me laughing about it 🙂
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carldagostino
May 26th, 2011 at 13:52
Hey, Adam had a slip and fall too, but none of us had one that “pickled” the whole of humankind like his for eternity
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Dave Hambidge
May 26th, 2011 at 12:33
JTDG
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carldagostino
May 26th, 2011 at 13:49
It is kinda sunny and “peachy” and just a little “corny”
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Carol Ann Hoel
May 26th, 2011 at 12:30
I never thought of how unfortunate the basic slip-and-fall is for the banana! Blessings to you, Carl…
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carldagostino
May 26th, 2011 at 13:48
Once the banana has performed the slip and fall event it’s like a bee that has used its stinger – lights out time
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Val
May 26th, 2011 at 12:14
One of your best, Carl. I love it! 🙂
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carldagostino
May 26th, 2011 at 13:46
Now what group sang Mellow Yellow? Was it Beatles? Did you know they use banana oil to make silver paint?
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nrhatch
May 26th, 2011 at 12:06
One of your best yet . . . added to my Thursday Teasers and Tips!
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carldagostino
May 26th, 2011 at 13:45
you mean teasers and “trips” don’t you?
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nrhatch
May 26th, 2011 at 15:53
Tripity Do Dah . . . Tripity A
My, oh, my, what a slippery day . . .
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Tracy
May 26th, 2011 at 11:15
But in the next classroom the monkeys are waiting for their lunch break.
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carldagostino
May 26th, 2011 at 13:44
monkeys are to bananas as early birds are to worms
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Sana Johnson-Quijada MD
May 26th, 2011 at 20:34
too funny tracy!
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adeeyoyo
May 26th, 2011 at 10:36
My, those bananas could give a ‘bad apple’ a run for his money!
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carldagostino
May 26th, 2011 at 13:43
Not if he’s the lovely “apple of your eye”
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suzicate
May 26th, 2011 at 09:38
Glad no one taught the ones in my house to throw themselves on the floor…I’d be doomed! Maybe I should go eat them all now to make sure they aren’t privy to your teachings!!!!
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carldagostino
May 26th, 2011 at 13:42
Because of the internet, you can’t even hide things from bananas
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lifeintheboomerlane
May 26th, 2011 at 09:00
I’m laughing.
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carldagostino
May 26th, 2011 at 09:03
Where do you think they got the ice cream dish banana split ? Mr Harris up there sure is splitting.
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Rick Flynn
May 26th, 2011 at 08:58
Could this be indoctrination of the youth in some “banana” republic????
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carldagostino
May 26th, 2011 at 09:04
You got it
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startingoveringermany
May 26th, 2011 at 08:02
How bad, teaching the young bananas to be ripe and rotten, lol
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carldagostino
May 26th, 2011 at 08:04
Actually, they have known how to do this for many years
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startingoveringermany
May 26th, 2011 at 08:17
That explain the smiles on their peels, lol
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sixthsymph
May 26th, 2011 at 06:31
I always knew it wasn’t just me being clumsy!!!
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carldagostino
May 26th, 2011 at 06:47
It is always external forces that are to blame. The banana faculty at this school has closed the diving department due to recent events. Permanently.
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Maxi Malone
May 26th, 2011 at 06:30
Those are some well educated nanas.
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carldagostino
May 26th, 2011 at 06:45
That’s right. You ain’t slippin nuttin past these guys.
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malcolmenright
May 26th, 2011 at 06:06
DAG, hello from downunda, Brisbane Queensland, Australia.
Bananas at $14.00–$22.00 per kilo here because of crop wipe-out in the north (cyclones) and central (flooding) growing areas. We still manage to purchase at $6.00 a kilo from the organic market not 1/2 kilometer from home because we don’t support Coles/ Woolworths supermarkets!
Cheers from mal E + Bh
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carldagostino
May 26th, 2011 at 06:44
I’ll have to convert kilos to pounds but I can see it’s going to be high. I would think imports from Indonesia would be much less costly. In the midwest USA it has been monsterous deadly tornados and hurricane season will start for us in Florida soon. Regards.
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