I know. Everyone since Adam and Eve has expended their best efforts to stay down here and still “end up in the sky” if you know what I mean. It’s a one-way trip too.
Have not flown since 1996 but hear reports like that all the time. Big problem in Miami because bazillions can’t get home up north when blizzards come. If you are retired or have the time, the scenic train ride seems better. I’d go into convulsions with anger and they would have to get me off the plane when I start A-fib and heart tremors.
31 responses to “FLY EAGLE AIR : FIRST CLASS WITH A 5 STAR MEAL by Carl D’Agostino”
blackwatertown
April 22nd, 2011 at 09:54
Thank goodness they paid for first class – otherwise it would be the beak.
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carldagostino
April 22nd, 2011 at 09:57
RIGHT. AT LEAST THERE IS STILL HOPE IN THE CLAW BUT NOT IN THE BEAK.
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Val Erde
April 21st, 2011 at 19:58
They’ve been ratted on!
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carldagostino
April 21st, 2011 at 20:21
I stopped using alcohol 9 years ago but I wonder if they serve white or red wine with mouse?
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markp427
April 19th, 2011 at 19:52
I thought the airlines stopped serving in-flight meals?
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carldagostino
April 20th, 2011 at 01:10
Competition, man, competition.
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Maxi
April 19th, 2011 at 13:06
Lester to his buddy, “When we land, you distract him while I make a run for it.”
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carldagostino
April 19th, 2011 at 16:21
Sounds like a plan. They had better think of something – quick !
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Tori Nelson
April 19th, 2011 at 12:38
Haha! Love it.
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carldagostino
April 19th, 2011 at 16:20
They’d be safer jumping even without a parachute.
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Carol Ann Hoel
April 19th, 2011 at 12:26
If you want something done right, do it yourself. Whatever you do, don’t trust Lester! Great cartoon! Funny! Makes me giggle. Blessings to you, Carl…
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carldagostino
April 19th, 2011 at 16:19
Soon Lester and pal will be flying with angel wings and a halo. We all want to get to heaven but not via an eagle’s stomach.
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kateshrewsday
April 19th, 2011 at 12:18
That was a laugh-out-loud, Carl. Brilliant.
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carldagostino
April 19th, 2011 at 16:17
Good. Mission accomplished.
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Mountain Republic
April 19th, 2011 at 09:57
Those mice are sure in trouble! American Eagle was just voted 2011’s Meanest Carrier for the most incidents of mishandled baggage.
MR
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carldagostino
April 19th, 2011 at 16:16
Shoudda took the train
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The Good Greatsby
April 19th, 2011 at 01:45
They were happy with the view and the leg space, but not sure they’ll enjoy the meal.
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carldagostino
April 19th, 2011 at 08:25
Seems like everything is a trade-off
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livelaughloveliquor
April 18th, 2011 at 23:10
I laughed out loud at that one carl!
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carldagostino
April 18th, 2011 at 23:48
Good. Mission accomplished !
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Tracy
April 18th, 2011 at 22:40
Totally love this, Carl. Great one!
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carldagostino
April 18th, 2011 at 22:48
Thanks. I was tee-heeing myself cutting out the mice. Am having so much fun with this blog. Thank you for your support.
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Christine
April 18th, 2011 at 22:25
hahahahahahahahahaha!
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carldagostino
April 18th, 2011 at 22:46
Now that’s the best comment a humor blogger can get. Stay tuned Christine. Plenty more acomin !
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Sana Johnson-Quijada MD
April 18th, 2011 at 22:11
Sometimes our best efforts end us up in that very type of trip in the sky
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carldagostino
April 18th, 2011 at 22:15
I know. Everyone since Adam and Eve has expended their best efforts to stay down here and still “end up in the sky” if you know what I mean. It’s a one-way trip too.
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nrhatch
April 18th, 2011 at 22:07
That’s exactly how I feel when I fly . . . trapped like a rat while the plane sits on the tarmac.
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carldagostino
April 18th, 2011 at 22:12
Have not flown since 1996 but hear reports like that all the time. Big problem in Miami because bazillions can’t get home up north when blizzards come. If you are retired or have the time, the scenic train ride seems better. I’d go into convulsions with anger and they would have to get me off the plane when I start A-fib and heart tremors.
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carldagostino
April 18th, 2011 at 21:42
That’s a good one Rick. But they don’t get return customers if they eat them, eh?
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Rick Flynn
April 18th, 2011 at 21:43
Sure, but it does take bite out of customer complaints……:-)
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Rick Flynn
April 18th, 2011 at 21:39
See!! The airlines always get their hooks in you!!!!
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