You’ve just given me a great idea for my next interview. I’ll demonstrate my ability to unlock any door by breaking into the interviewers house the night before.
Are you going to work in a federal corrections facility? This would impress them very much. What would you do to convince them to hire you at homeland security?
You know those devices that you can attach to keys and spectacles so that when you whistle, you can find them (or am I getting confused, the items whistle and they can find you?) Well, maybe he’s a whistling key. But, what key is he whistling in?
(Don’t worry. I think I may need to get some sleep!)
Yes, I know about such devices. It is called a yellow Labrador retriever. You attach your key or spectacles to the dog, whistle and they instantly are brought and dropped at your feet. He is whistling in Francis Scott Key written as the Brits shelled Ft McHenry at Baltimore in the War of 1812 which becomes Star Spangled Banner. Now I’m the one that needs a little sleep. Snort.
20 responses to “Fred’s Personality by Carl D’Agostino”
thysleroux
March 25th, 2011 at 14:25
Now that Is someone who can be made head of security in any firm!!!
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carldagostino
March 25th, 2011 at 16:19
May Fred use you as a reference?
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The Good Greatsby
March 25th, 2011 at 02:14
You’ve just given me a great idea for my next interview. I’ll demonstrate my ability to unlock any door by breaking into the interviewers house the night before.
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carldagostino
March 25th, 2011 at 05:03
Are you going to work in a federal corrections facility? This would impress them very much. What would you do to convince them to hire you at homeland security?
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Val Erde
March 23rd, 2011 at 21:23
You know those devices that you can attach to keys and spectacles so that when you whistle, you can find them (or am I getting confused, the items whistle and they can find you?) Well, maybe he’s a whistling key. But, what key is he whistling in?
(Don’t worry. I think I may need to get some sleep!)
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carldagostino
March 23rd, 2011 at 21:45
Yes, I know about such devices. It is called a yellow Labrador retriever. You attach your key or spectacles to the dog, whistle and they instantly are brought and dropped at your feet. He is whistling in Francis Scott Key written as the Brits shelled Ft McHenry at Baltimore in the War of 1812 which becomes Star Spangled Banner. Now I’m the one that needs a little sleep. Snort.
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carldagostino
March 22nd, 2011 at 23:08
She’s quite a wit
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suzicate
March 22nd, 2011 at 16:59
Love nursemyra’s comment!
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kateshrewsday
March 22nd, 2011 at 14:41
😀
He looks key-n….
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carldagostino
March 22nd, 2011 at 16:57
Yes he can get in or out of that Tower in that castle of yours in a flash.
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planejaner
March 22nd, 2011 at 13:54
He looks like he knows the key to success!
No door will be locked against him.
blessings
jane
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carldagostino
March 22nd, 2011 at 16:55
Those are great. Thank you.
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markp427
March 22nd, 2011 at 13:39
Sure, but he’d better be careful when walking outside in a thunderstorm…
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carldagostino
March 22nd, 2011 at 16:54
Ah, yes. Ben Franklin Syndrome.
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Dave Hambidge
March 22nd, 2011 at 09:57
I don’t fancy cutting his hair!
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carldagostino
March 22nd, 2011 at 10:11
need cuttin and burnin welder’s torch
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nursemyra
March 22nd, 2011 at 07:41
fred needs to watch out for ceiling fans
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carldagostino
March 22nd, 2011 at 07:51
You made ME smile. Thanks.
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Carl D'Agostino
September 8th, 2010 at 04:37
Yep, my man Fred is going places. I hope he’s taking that brief case(full of my cartoons) to some eager publisher, eh?
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Posky
September 8th, 2010 at 02:18
I’d hire the crap out of Fred.
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