Just give the dopey kid 48 hours of Jason, Chuckie and Freddie. Then she'll be just fine!
Pre Santa Conditioning by Carl D’Agostino
I Know I Made You Smile
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December 20, 2010
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I Know I Made You Smile 
11 responses to “Pre Santa Conditioning by Carl D’Agostino”
Amy
December 21st, 2010 at 11:44
That poor little girl. I bet her mom bought 100 copies of that paper and will give it to all the relatives at Christmas. Mom will also drag it out to show all her friends and boyfriends for the rest of her life. If that kid doesn’t already hate Santa, she certainly will now.
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carldagostino
December 21st, 2010 at 11:52
Hey, ya gotta make a buck these days at any opportunity that may present. Kids can be avenued to become income enhancement vehicles as you suggest.
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thysleroux
December 21st, 2010 at 09:37
Carl! This is one freaky & scary pic!
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carldagostino
December 21st, 2010 at 11:49
It makes me think that our society is so riddled with violence and scary things. Even wholesome things can scare children these days Esp in the drug invested shooting incident prone city as Miami.
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kateshrewsday
December 21st, 2010 at 04:50
It’s not claus-trophobia is it? Santaphobia? Anyhow, he can be a very intimidating guy. All that red and ermine. *shudder*
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carldagostino
December 21st, 2010 at 08:01
claus-trophobia – Brilliant. Best pun of the decade! Thanks for bringing your wit to the post and your are so encouraged for 2011. I think some of the best things I have written are short playoffs as comments on the posts of others.
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Rick Flynn
December 20th, 2010 at 13:32
Wait!!! How about “Carl”??????? 🙂
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carldagostino
December 20th, 2010 at 13:37
I knew Santa was a fraud at 3 when I saw the white tape holding his moustashe to his upper lip.
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Rick Flynn
December 20th, 2010 at 14:07
Are you sure it was tape??? 🙂
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Sana Johnson-Quijada MD
December 20th, 2010 at 13:11
and yes you did! smiling through the mucus and droopy eyes! medicine!
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carldagostino
December 20th, 2010 at 13:41
Easter Bunny and tooth fairy are much less frightening. But I still hold a resentment about the tooth angel, whatever. The cheap broad used leave me a paltry 30 cents.
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