Secret -Half the people here are New Yorkers and root for the Jets and the Mets so snow is their thing with ice icicles (now sunburn) on Santa’s nose. Our Santa rides a surf board not a sled.
The economists and sociologists postulate that “It is becoming increasingly apparent that citizens will have to make quantifiable adjustments in their standard of living based on austerity and reduced expectations for themselves and their children for the rest of the century unless some dramatic unforeseeable dynamics make their appearance.” Santa’s eco/pol advisors have encouraged him to diversify into petrochemicals, green technology, agriculture and munitions, the latter being the most sustainable and profitable.” They are also teaching him Chinese and Arabic to remain competitive in the new world order.
In this terrible economy, Santa is lucky to have any job. The Crooks in the U.S. Congress have destroyed our economy. In America, we have socialism for the rich and free enterprise capitalism for the working and middle class citizens. R. Van Conoley
The ism for the middle class and working class is government sponsored “vampirism” which means suck the blood and last bit of money and leave every one with McJobs on McWages and shopping at retail from China McWalMart. Thanks for visiting V.
10 responses to “Poor Economy: Santa Takes 2nd Job at Post Office by Carl D’Agostino”
Maxi
December 20th, 2010 at 14:17
My husband worked for the U.S. Post Office for more than 35yrs. and no Santa.
Wonder if living in Florida has anything, nah…
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carldagostino
December 20th, 2010 at 15:25
Secret -Half the people here are New Yorkers and root for the Jets and the Mets so snow is their thing with ice icicles (now sunburn) on Santa’s nose. Our Santa rides a surf board not a sled.
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blackwatertown
December 19th, 2010 at 18:19
Ha – good one – you made me laugh.
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carldagostino
December 19th, 2010 at 18:24
Good to hear! I try my best.
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kateshrewsday
December 19th, 2010 at 08:43
Will they lay him off after Christmas?
What then?
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carldagostino
December 19th, 2010 at 10:57
The economists and sociologists postulate that “It is becoming increasingly apparent that citizens will have to make quantifiable adjustments in their standard of living based on austerity and reduced expectations for themselves and their children for the rest of the century unless some dramatic unforeseeable dynamics make their appearance.” Santa’s eco/pol advisors have encouraged him to diversify into petrochemicals, green technology, agriculture and munitions, the latter being the most sustainable and profitable.” They are also teaching him Chinese and Arabic to remain competitive in the new world order.
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nursemyra
December 19th, 2010 at 06:22
Poor Santa
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carldagostino
December 19th, 2010 at 07:54
Ya gotta do what ya gotta do. He needs a new sled and because of global warming he now needs an air conditioner at the North Pole, of all things!
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R. Van Conoley
December 19th, 2010 at 04:55
In this terrible economy, Santa is lucky to have any job. The Crooks in the U.S. Congress have destroyed our economy. In America, we have socialism for the rich and free enterprise capitalism for the working and middle class citizens. R. Van Conoley
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carldagostino
December 19th, 2010 at 08:34
The ism for the middle class and working class is government sponsored “vampirism” which means suck the blood and last bit of money and leave every one with McJobs on McWages and shopping at retail from China McWalMart. Thanks for visiting V.
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