Thanks territerri. Those two drops of controversy may get us a million hits on each of our blogs. I have dozens of churchy stuff cartoons. Glad you visited today!
In a redraw, now I see, I should make the lines of symbols straight. They are supposed to be letters indicating the 4 hymns for today’s service. So people can mark them and be ready. Today’s include the Doxology of course, Bringing in the Sheaves, We’ve a Story to Tell to the Nations, and A Mighty Fortress Is Our God. The Church is austere and devoid of baroque, ornate, artistic nonsense because we are Presbyterians. And you don’t go around hugging people with a kiss after the service. You are allowed to kiss your wife, however. At home. Upstairs. Door locked. With lights out. No sighs of pleasure and quick return to labor and thoughts of God.
I think you’ve confused the Presbyterians with the Catholics. Oh… wait…. No. The Catholics can do anything they like as long as they go to confession afterwards.
15 responses to “The Lesson of Jonah’s Whale by Carl D’Agostino”
craig nolan
November 10th, 2010 at 01:08
SP?? No Speeka Da Engleesh!
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carldagostino
November 10th, 2010 at 09:07
Craig, you can’t use that as an excuse anymore. NOBODY in Miami speaks English except for about 27 of us.
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Posky
November 9th, 2010 at 03:06
The church of today is, apparently, quite complicated.
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carldagostino
November 9th, 2010 at 07:29
To cure insomnia with risk of developing total bewilderment, read Institutes of Religion by John Calvin.
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craig nolan
November 9th, 2010 at 00:33
It’s probably an Anglican Church (Church Of England) They think the fish is a sign from wimpy “Biggles” the milktoast Brit superhero.
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carldagostino
November 9th, 2010 at 07:26
Character defect emerging here. Alarm. Leave dear Mr. B alone and contact HP and SP immediately.
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carldagostino
November 8th, 2010 at 20:15
Thanks territerri. Those two drops of controversy may get us a million hits on each of our blogs. I have dozens of churchy stuff cartoons. Glad you visited today!
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gallowaygrave
November 8th, 2010 at 16:01
BTW, what does the dot to dot puzzle on left wall makeup as?
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carldagostino
November 8th, 2010 at 16:24
In a redraw, now I see, I should make the lines of symbols straight. They are supposed to be letters indicating the 4 hymns for today’s service. So people can mark them and be ready. Today’s include the Doxology of course, Bringing in the Sheaves, We’ve a Story to Tell to the Nations, and A Mighty Fortress Is Our God. The Church is austere and devoid of baroque, ornate, artistic nonsense because we are Presbyterians. And you don’t go around hugging people with a kiss after the service. You are allowed to kiss your wife, however. At home. Upstairs. Door locked. With lights out. No sighs of pleasure and quick return to labor and thoughts of God.
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territerri
November 8th, 2010 at 19:00
I think you’ve confused the Presbyterians with the Catholics. Oh… wait…. No. The Catholics can do anything they like as long as they go to confession afterwards.
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carldagostino
November 8th, 2010 at 15:56
“…..and he looks theologically hungry!”
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Dave Hambidge
November 8th, 2010 at 13:33
“It’s behind you!”
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Rick Flynn
November 8th, 2010 at 09:46
Er…uh, yeah!! Like that!!!!
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Rick Flynn
November 8th, 2010 at 08:42
OK, I’ll bet you want to see something “witty” here……..well…..soon as I think of of it…….:-)
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carldagostino
November 8th, 2010 at 09:37
How about: “This fish better not visit St. Paul’s Catholic Church on Fridays.”
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