Bird poop does make great fertilizer. On the other hand I hate the stupid jerk tourists that come to Miami Beach and feed the seagulls. I’ll allow you to speculate why.
The pirate said “Arrgghhh!!! Where’s me buccaneers” & the parrot replied…
On 2nd thoughts I better not tell that one.
An accessory all parrot toting pirates should have.
32 responses to ““Sanitary Pirate” by Carl D’Agostino”
thunderbolt1959
March 2nd, 2013 at 08:29
That from the poop deck???
Carl D'Agostino
March 2nd, 2013 at 10:30
Eliminates shoulder dandruff.
SoundEagle
March 8th, 2013 at 10:57
This pirate is a luxury bus with mobile toilet for his pet bird!
The pirate’s faith has been boundless, for he must be waiting for his precious avian friend to lay him a gloden egg . . . . .
Carl D'Agostino
March 8th, 2013 at 11:09
Or at least a few pearls from the reefs.
Hansi
March 2nd, 2013 at 09:21
Love it!
Carl D'Agostino
March 2nd, 2013 at 10:30
Ya need an umbrella for the seagulls though.
poemsandponderings
March 2nd, 2013 at 09:38
And all this time I thought that the leg was hollow, and.. well never mind.
Carl D'Agostino
March 2nd, 2013 at 10:29
It does unscrew for a bit a ye stronge Jamakin drinke.
vb holmes
March 2nd, 2013 at 12:00
Definitely dampens Polly’s panache….
Carl D'Agostino
March 2nd, 2013 at 12:27
That is a paraphrase of the last sentence of Cyrano de Bergerac if I recall correctly. (Am/Br lit minor)
pattisj
March 2nd, 2013 at 13:41
An excellent idea–has that been copyrighted yet?
Carl D'Agostino
March 2nd, 2013 at 15:25
I tried to but the copyright office poo poo-ed the idea.
pattisj
March 2nd, 2013 at 22:40
LOL
monicastangledweb
March 2nd, 2013 at 18:17
Carl, what a clever pirate. Does the toilet flush? And, who gets to clean out the tank? The bird or the pirate?
Carl D'Agostino
March 2nd, 2013 at 20:29
I’ll have to consult research staff. I’m but a mere illustrator.
lscotthoughts
March 3rd, 2013 at 11:31
Oh, I love this, Carl, and makes me wish I could create something for my dog for our backyard!
Carl D'Agostino
March 3rd, 2013 at 11:55
I will let you know if I come up with something and of course give you a cut on royalties since it is your idea.
kateshrewsday
March 3rd, 2013 at 13:53
You could make a lot of money with one of those, Carl….
Carl D'Agostino
March 3rd, 2013 at 20:27
I am working on a design for the USA White House, House of Representatives and the US Senate.
adeeyoyo
March 4th, 2013 at 11:16
I’m not sure if guana (sp?) makes good manure so he can sell it.
Carl D'Agostino
March 4th, 2013 at 12:29
Bird poop does make great fertilizer. On the other hand I hate the stupid jerk tourists that come to Miami Beach and feed the seagulls. I’ll allow you to speculate why.
adeeyoyo
March 4th, 2013 at 12:43
Mark Petruska
March 4th, 2013 at 12:41
“Polly want a diaper” gets old arrrr-fully fast. Good move on his part. Plus, the dry-cleaning bills were cutting into his precious rum money.
Carl D'Agostino
March 4th, 2013 at 12:58
Woe to the man or beast that be infringe me rum money.
jbstoons
March 5th, 2013 at 09:15
I always
jbstoons
March 5th, 2013 at 09:16
Sorry about that. I always wondered how the managed there birds.
Carl D'Agostino
March 5th, 2013 at 10:43
You learn it at Jack Sparrow’s Pirate School.
Lori Lipsky
March 5th, 2013 at 13:02
Great one, Carl. Laughed so loud my daughter had to come and check on me.
Love the pirate’s haircut. He looks friendly enough to invite home for dinner.
Carl D'Agostino
March 6th, 2013 at 11:15
Now thatsa comment I love to hear.
Carl D'Agostino
March 5th, 2013 at 15:38
Now thatsa comment I love to hear. Be careful if you invite him over. His dinner may be your ring finger.
Tony McGurk
March 6th, 2013 at 08:47
The pirate said “Arrgghhh!!! Where’s me buccaneers” & the parrot replied…
On 2nd thoughts I better not tell that one.
An accessory all parrot toting pirates should have.
Carl D'Agostino
March 6th, 2013 at 11:17
I wonder what Peter Pan’s arch enemy, Captain Hook uses for that alligator.