You people have no appreciation for my concern for each of you. Well I told you so and I bet you’ll realize this when the purple bumps break out all over you.
I appreciate your good intentions and postage is expensive form all the way down there but do you understand you must be government licensed and completed a 120 hour training to be qualified ?
Thanks for your concern! I just sent it over by snailmail, it will get there in about eight or nine weeks I think. O, we are missing a cat now, I might have wrapped it along with the food, sorry for that!
Oh, this is too funny! And to think, I just made meatball subs this weekend and sent the leftovers home with my son. I could’ve sent them to you! What was I thinking??
If you do not clean out and send to me you will get purple dots all over you and your tongue will grow to three feet long and you will get incurable fevers.
47 responses to “Emergency – All blogger heads of household: run to your kitchen immediately !”
seeker
February 5th, 2013 at 09:05
So this is how you earn a living. Nice try, I’ve eaten them all, burp.
Carl D'Agostino
February 5th, 2013 at 09:16
Now you must to to hospital. I tried to warn you !
suzicate
February 5th, 2013 at 09:31
Ha, what a plan you have! Wonder how many suckers you get!
Carl D'Agostino
February 5th, 2013 at 09:34
This is no scam. My concern for public health and safety is genuine.
katecrimmins
February 5th, 2013 at 09:42
Nice try, no cigar!
Carl D'Agostino
February 5th, 2013 at 09:50
You people have no appreciation for my concern for each of you. Well I told you so and I bet you’ll realize this when the purple bumps break out all over you.
katecrimmins
February 5th, 2013 at 10:59
Oh purple! I love purple! Still not scared!
jannatwrites
February 5th, 2013 at 10:04
So you like spaghetti and tiramisu, huh?
Carl D'Agostino
February 5th, 2013 at 10:08
I think you are missing the point on this. Wake up and protect your family !
charlywalker
February 5th, 2013 at 10:53
a Tiramisu Twinkie??….yum.
Carl D'Agostino
February 5th, 2013 at 16:06
I like Little Debbie brownies.
on thehomefrontandbeyond
February 5th, 2013 at 11:59
your generousity is overwhelming
Carl D'Agostino
February 5th, 2013 at 16:07
It’s all part of being a good self sacrificing Presbyterian.
pattisj
February 5th, 2013 at 13:55
I’ll be right down. You’re going to need help disposing of that!
Carl D'Agostino
February 5th, 2013 at 16:08
Well, just don’t bring the rest of the household with you. I am getting no response here. Boy , will these doubters be sorry.
wolfsrosebud
February 5th, 2013 at 14:36
LOL… nice, hmmm, wonder what’s for supper.
Carl D'Agostino
February 5th, 2013 at 16:08
It’s a surprise.
Lori Lipsky
February 5th, 2013 at 16:02
Good of you to look out for us like this, Carl. What a thoughtful guy!
Carl D'Agostino
February 5th, 2013 at 16:09
It’s my martyr complex.
Tony McGurk
February 5th, 2013 at 17:46
Ynfortunately for you Carl I feel it is my responsibility to protect my family so I will take care of it myself
Carl D'Agostino
February 5th, 2013 at 17:53
I appreciate your good intentions and postage is expensive form all the way down there but do you understand you must be government licensed and completed a 120 hour training to be qualified ?
rumpydog
February 5th, 2013 at 19:40
Let me know if that works…. I’ll try it with cookies!
Carl D'Agostino
February 5th, 2013 at 20:10
Try doggy biscuits. I tried this already with choc chip cookies and had no success on that either.
RoSy
February 5th, 2013 at 20:21
Hmmm…I’m gonna’ verify this on snopes – LOL
Carl D'Agostino
February 5th, 2013 at 20:34
Trust me.
Punam J R
February 5th, 2013 at 21:06
Awesome!! he he he..
So, how was lunch? Or dinner?
Hope you are fine.. such generosity! and nobility!
Carl D'Agostino
February 5th, 2013 at 22:06
So far no US mail, Fed-Ex or UPS at the door. I better not hold my breath.
earthriderjudyberman
February 5th, 2013 at 22:46
No way you’re getting my Tiramisu, Carl. I’m on to ya’.
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Carl D'Agostino
February 6th, 2013 at 06:09
Aw, shuckins…
Deborah
February 6th, 2013 at 00:57
I should be dead already ! Im a phenomenon !
Carl D'Agostino
February 6th, 2013 at 06:10
I am doing the best to protect all my pals here, but you must be proactive about this.
Ina
February 6th, 2013 at 03:02
Thanks for your concern! I just sent it over by snailmail, it will get there in about eight or nine weeks I think. O, we are missing a cat now, I might have wrapped it along with the food, sorry for that!
Carl D'Agostino
February 6th, 2013 at 06:10
Well at least you recognize the seriousness of this matter.
Ankur Mithal
February 6th, 2013 at 03:03
Showing them the way to a man’s heart…
Carl D'Agostino
February 6th, 2013 at 06:17
Not enough takers…
clinock
February 6th, 2013 at 03:20
BURP….
Carl D'Agostino
February 6th, 2013 at 06:18
I admire your literary flair when commenting.
cat
February 6th, 2013 at 11:46
Too funny … greetings from potatoe woman to pasta man
Love, cat.
Carl D'Agostino
February 6th, 2013 at 17:35
That’s the sweet Irish, right ?
Three Well Beings
February 6th, 2013 at 13:03
Hahahaha! Nice try, Carl!
Carl D'Agostino
February 6th, 2013 at 17:36
You’ll be sorry.
monicastangledweb
February 6th, 2013 at 22:40
Oh, this is too funny! And to think, I just made meatball subs this weekend and sent the leftovers home with my son. I could’ve sent them to you! What was I thinking??
Carl D'Agostino
February 7th, 2013 at 11:30
mmmmm MB subs – bread toasted with lottsa melted cheese.
Red
February 9th, 2013 at 16:03
Such a humanitarian act.
Carl D'Agostino
February 13th, 2013 at 06:31
I always put others first. Especially if bullets are coming my way.
Yoshiko
February 13th, 2013 at 02:38
Carl, do you mind to explain clearly how poisonous? Thank u.
Carl D'Agostino
February 13th, 2013 at 06:32
If you do not clean out and send to me you will get purple dots all over you and your tongue will grow to three feet long and you will get incurable fevers.