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January 28, 2013
Carl D'Agostino
43 responses to ““Home insurance protection” by Carl D’Agostino”
earthriderjudyberman
January 28th, 2013 at 07:11
Those are mighty serious chops. Is there no help for the Gingerbread family? Oh, no, Mr. Bill.
Carl D'Agostino
January 28th, 2013 at 07:22
You are what you eat. Or is that you eat what you are ? Whatever.
Maxi
January 28th, 2013 at 07:22
Looks like a new infestation by the insurance companies; we can tell ya from personal experience.
Blessings ~ Maxi
Carl D'Agostino
January 28th, 2013 at 07:23
They sure rake us over in Florida, eh ?
Tony McGurk
January 28th, 2013 at 07:43
By the size of the mouth & lips I’m guessing it’s a relative of Mick Jagger
Carl D'Agostino
January 28th, 2013 at 08:44
I thought of the lips and tongue too! Ustsa have the t-shirt.
Tori Nelson
January 28th, 2013 at 08:15
Look at the chompers on that one! Hilarious as usual, Carl
Carl D'Agostino
January 28th, 2013 at 08:45
Hurricane season in Miami in three months. Are you prepared ?
seeker
January 28th, 2013 at 09:00
Hmm, I’m jealous to see that he has a complete set of teeth and have his cake and eat it too.
Carl D'Agostino
January 28th, 2013 at 10:02
That’s a good one seeker.
wolfsrosebud
January 28th, 2013 at 09:20
lol… hubby just retired from there, but we still do have our house… for now
Carl D'Agostino
January 28th, 2013 at 10:02
I’m in Aventura , NE corner of Miami Dade County.
Deb
January 28th, 2013 at 09:39
Too funny, Carl!
Carl D'Agostino
January 28th, 2013 at 10:03
Ginger Bread families are people too, ya know.
poemsandponderings
January 28th, 2013 at 11:21
I guess the one thing you don’t want to say to them is: “Bite me”.. Ouch!!
Carl D'Agostino
January 29th, 2013 at 19:03
This bite is bigger than the bark.
poemsandponderings
January 30th, 2013 at 00:18
Sort of an “over-bite” I would say..
ruleofstupid
January 28th, 2013 at 16:02
The picture somehow borders on obscene – but the metaphor is perfect
Carl D'Agostino
January 28th, 2013 at 21:45
I am sure the poor ginger bread people think he is a bad man too.
moviewriternyu
January 28th, 2013 at 21:16
They’re going to need this for that all you can eat life size gingerbread house display at the Maine Witch Trials!
Carl D'Agostino
January 28th, 2013 at 21:47
I will have to look into Maine Witch Trials. Familiar with Puritan Massachusetts theology and history but not Maine.
moviewriternyu
January 29th, 2013 at 07:50
Read my post about it from last week. It will open your eyes to the fun and excitement…
RoSy
January 28th, 2013 at 22:29
The big bad wolf ain’t got nothin’ on this dude!
Carl D'Agostino
January 29th, 2013 at 18:02
This guy is barred from all you can eat restaurants.
RoSy
January 29th, 2013 at 18:04
Hmmm..Why am I not surprised.
monicastangledweb
January 29th, 2013 at 01:41
Talk about scary. This makes the film, Jaws, look like a cake-walk in the park. Yikes!
Carl D'Agostino
January 29th, 2013 at 18:02
You are right about that.
clinock
January 29th, 2013 at 02:18
Well, at least we’ll get rid of the cannibalistic witch inside – unless he spits her out…
Carl D'Agostino
January 29th, 2013 at 18:03
How did you know about my ex ?
clinock
January 29th, 2013 at 22:57
We’ve been dating for months, didn’t she tell you?
Carl D'Agostino
January 30th, 2013 at 04:32
Run, my friend, run.
The Conservative Hill Billy
January 29th, 2013 at 12:30
I hope the guy leaves room for “Auto” insurance!
Carl D'Agostino
January 29th, 2013 at 18:07
He eats cars too. Esp jaguars, pintos, cougars and mustangs.
The Conservative Hill Billy
January 29th, 2013 at 20:56
Eats cougars? I thought this was a family friendly blog?:)
Carl D'Agostino
January 29th, 2013 at 21:02
Ooooops
Deborah
January 29th, 2013 at 18:50
you’re hilarious Carl, sardonic chap!
Carl D'Agostino
January 29th, 2013 at 19:04
Actually I am Italian not Sardonic.
petit4chocolatier
January 29th, 2013 at 19:21
Yikes & Wow!
Carl D'Agostino
January 29th, 2013 at 20:43
Beware Chocolate Lady – you’re next !
Valentine Logar
January 30th, 2013 at 07:27
This is perfect. With all that is happening across the nation, this is perfect and perfectly sad.
Carl D'Agostino
January 30th, 2013 at 08:36
No amount of insurance can replace some things.
duckofindeed
February 3rd, 2013 at 15:42
This frightens me deeply. Perhaps I shouldn’t have built my house with graham crackers….
Carl D'Agostino
February 3rd, 2013 at 16:20
Or chocolate bricks.