The unicorn is asexual spawned by snowflakes from Mount Olympus. The horn brings knowledge, purity and chivalry and the unicorn gaze can hypnotize away the worst in all of us that may be present. Marjorie is not capable of these things but perhaps is making a statement of exemplification.
Personification of animate or inanimate things as a medium doubles the humorous effect of any joke. The joke does not work very well if 3 humans are the subject.
46 responses to ““Gal Talk” by Carl D’Agostino”
Ina
October 27th, 2012 at 03:25
Not to worry, those wings will be passé next season anyway!
Carl D'Agostino
October 27th, 2012 at 17:35
Maybe helicopter rotors next year, eh?
blackwatertown
October 27th, 2012 at 06:57
Not what I’d call subtle surgery.
Carl D'Agostino
October 27th, 2012 at 17:36
Yep, no side effects externally except to the astute clinical observation of any woman.
Craig N.
October 27th, 2012 at 08:24
And Horny Too
Carl D'Agostino
October 27th, 2012 at 17:38
Bet the 3 in the seventh. This is the night. Marjorie has it in the bag. The oat bag, that is.
Cristina
October 27th, 2012 at 08:59
lol good one dad
Carl D'Agostino
October 27th, 2012 at 17:38
See you on the beach, kid.
trickslattery
October 27th, 2012 at 09:18
Wow, and they look so real.
Carl D'Agostino
October 27th, 2012 at 17:39
Fashion statements must appear genuine or they aren’t genuine. Hmmm. Huh?
suzicate
October 27th, 2012 at 09:24
Love it…and what a transformation!
Carl D'Agostino
October 27th, 2012 at 17:40
She’s still the same delight inside. The other gals are too quick to judge.
totsymae1011
October 27th, 2012 at 09:46
Majorie does make those other two look rather plain. Looks like the sky’s the limit for Majorie.
Carl D'Agostino
October 27th, 2012 at 17:43
And Bellerophon was the lucky one.
Lafemmeroar
October 27th, 2012 at 12:17
Did Marjorie have some kind of “penis envy”? That phallic thing on her head makes her a man magnet … now who has the penis envy? Hmmmm…….
Carl D'Agostino
October 27th, 2012 at 17:47
The unicorn is asexual spawned by snowflakes from Mount Olympus. The horn brings knowledge, purity and chivalry and the unicorn gaze can hypnotize away the worst in all of us that may be present. Marjorie is not capable of these things but perhaps is making a statement of exemplification.
Lafemmeroar
November 2nd, 2012 at 13:48
What an imaginative mind you have Carl! No wonder I enjoy your blog so much
Carl D'Agostino
November 2nd, 2012 at 14:27
Well it is delightful to be assessed this way. Most people designate me as a BS Slinger.
Debbie
October 27th, 2012 at 13:22
Marjorie looks pretty ethereal after her surgery — no wonder the others are looking askance at her!
Carl D'Agostino
October 27th, 2012 at 17:49
You can take the gal from the farm but you can’t take the farm outta the gal.
Mal
October 27th, 2012 at 13:43
Hate to break the news to them that Marjorie’s just an illusion..
Carl D'Agostino
October 27th, 2012 at 17:50
Yes, an envy projection based on their own self loathing. Freud would agree.
earthriderjudyberman
October 27th, 2012 at 14:04
The Old Gray Mare ain’t what she used to be.
Carl D'Agostino
October 27th, 2012 at 17:50
Giddyap, giddyap……
kateshrewsday
October 27th, 2012 at 14:53
I’d say she has an excuse, Carl…
Carl D'Agostino
October 27th, 2012 at 17:51
We must never make excuses for putting our best foot forward. I mean hoof.
WordsFallFromMyEyes
October 27th, 2012 at 18:17
HA HA – LOVED this one
Totally made me smile. Thank you, Carl!
Carl D'Agostino
October 27th, 2012 at 18:19
Stay tuned.
Mark Petruska
October 27th, 2012 at 20:10
If you ever need help opening a bottle, Marjorie’s your gal!
Carl D'Agostino
October 27th, 2012 at 21:27
Always good to have a libation mechanic around.
Angelia Sims
October 27th, 2012 at 20:21
Her nose ring rocks.
Carl D'Agostino
October 27th, 2012 at 21:27
She’s a very “spearited” horse. I mean Unnie.
Tony McGurk
October 27th, 2012 at 20:34
She needs to be careful. Word has it that if she flies too close to the sun her wings will melt.
Carl D'Agostino
October 27th, 2012 at 21:29
Naw. Titanium nuts and bolts and space shuttle ceramic surface tiles.
poemsandponderings
October 28th, 2012 at 01:08
“Personally I liked it better when we called him Mark.. Who did gender transplant operation anyway, Pablo Picasso?
Carl D'Agostino
October 28th, 2012 at 06:33
He certainly could do body rearrangement.
Hansi
October 28th, 2012 at 09:31
A horn implant?
Carl D'Agostino
October 28th, 2012 at 14:28
Sure. Louis Armstrong and Al Hirt have the patent.
nrhatch
October 28th, 2012 at 11:30
Hope she didn’t go to a “fly by night” operator.
Carl D'Agostino
October 28th, 2012 at 14:28
Ooooooooooooooh, Good one !
umicomics
October 30th, 2012 at 01:51
this one is fantastic!!
Carl D'Agostino
October 30th, 2012 at 08:07
Personification of animate or inanimate things as a medium doubles the humorous effect of any joke. The joke does not work very well if 3 humans are the subject.
clinock
October 30th, 2012 at 02:56
She should read Hansi’s post on Cialis…!
Carl D'Agostino
October 30th, 2012 at 08:08
His insanity has been leaking out more frequently of late.
Promenade Claire
November 2nd, 2012 at 12:00
That certainly is a nose job !
Carl D'Agostino
November 2nd, 2012 at 13:23
Now that made me laugh.