Not sure what I think about this one Carl. Broke out with a big smile and I thank you for that. I do know Pineapple compliments coconut cream n my piña colada. An without Apple there would be no green apple martinis. Apples just need to chill.
And pineapple eggs them on with: “Apple, peaches, pumpkin pie … Who’s not ready? Holler I … ” (The punsters beat me to the punch again, Carl, and there’s no pineapple in it. )
54 responses to “A matter of identity by Carl D’Agostino”
suzicate
July 12th, 2012 at 17:27
…and the trees say he’s not a pine either!
Carl D'Agostino
July 12th, 2012 at 17:31
Is there a fir apple ?
flynn1959
July 12th, 2012 at 17:38
Do the girls “pine” for him? He is a surfer dude……:-)
Carl D'Agostino
July 13th, 2012 at 06:51
Surf’s up. Hang 10.
Hippie Cahier
July 12th, 2012 at 18:44
Juicy gossip.
Carl D'Agostino
July 13th, 2012 at 06:52
That’s a good one.
campfireshadows
July 12th, 2012 at 19:01
I ‘pine’ for your cartoons!
Carl D'Agostino
July 13th, 2012 at 06:55
Just planting the seeds of humor here…..
cat
July 12th, 2012 at 19:27
So funny … the middle one is no apple either, yet pointng the finger … that’s apples, pears and peeps for you, eh?
Carl D'Agostino
July 13th, 2012 at 06:56
Definitely a fruity conspiracy.
Hudson Howl
July 12th, 2012 at 22:35
Not sure what I think about this one Carl. Broke out with a big smile and I thank you for that. I do know Pineapple compliments coconut cream n my piña colada. An without Apple there would be no green apple martinis. Apples just need to chill.
Carl D'Agostino
July 13th, 2012 at 06:57
I loved them all but gave up drinkin 10 years ago.
angela
July 12th, 2012 at 22:48
strange fruit…
Carl D'Agostino
July 13th, 2012 at 06:59
It’s a matter of integrity.
mj monaghan
July 12th, 2012 at 23:38
Their whole world is “upside down” now.
Carl D'Agostino
July 13th, 2012 at 06:59
As in pineapple upsidedown, right ?
mj monaghan
July 13th, 2012 at 11:25
Exactly, Carl.
poemsandponderings
July 12th, 2012 at 23:55
“And to be honest with you, I think the Pine family adopted…”
Carl D'Agostino
July 13th, 2012 at 07:00
The were a firry group.
Ankur Mithal
July 13th, 2012 at 00:19
Would Shakespeare say
“What’s in a name? That which we call a pineapple
By any other name would taste as sweet”?
Carl D'Agostino
July 13th, 2012 at 07:02
The ripest fruit first falls, and so doth he, His time is spent, our pilgrimage must be.
William Shakespeare
totsymae1011
July 13th, 2012 at 04:51
Just won’t make it in that clique, huh…
Carl D'Agostino
July 13th, 2012 at 07:03
Tomatoes are “picky” too.
Angelia Sims
July 13th, 2012 at 09:04
There is a rotten one in every bunch. Lol.
Carl D'Agostino
July 13th, 2012 at 10:05
Maybe he’s a spy. Death to wump lumps.
earthriderjudyberman
July 13th, 2012 at 10:15
And pineapple eggs them on with: “Apple, peaches, pumpkin pie … Who’s not ready? Holler I … ” (The punsters beat me to the punch again, Carl, and there’s no pineapple in it. )
Carl D'Agostino
July 13th, 2012 at 12:27
Take credit for punsters and punch and pineapple alliteration
Elliot
July 13th, 2012 at 11:28
apples insult new guy to remain top of the tree.
Carl D'Agostino
July 13th, 2012 at 12:28
That’s right. Pineapples are ground people.
kateshrewsday
July 13th, 2012 at 15:17
The pineapple looks so happy….
Carl D'Agostino
July 13th, 2012 at 16:54
That’s because he’s free from “particularness”.
jannatwrites
July 14th, 2012 at 00:12
When fruit turns, it can be a sticky situation. Good thing pineapple has thick skin.
Carl D'Agostino
July 14th, 2012 at 19:22
Jannat is in the groove !
monicastangledweb
July 14th, 2012 at 01:36
How do you come up with this stuff. And to think, all these years, I trusted that pineapple!
Carl D'Agostino
July 14th, 2012 at 19:21
I have no idea how I come up with this stuff. It is often self amusing.
territerri
July 14th, 2012 at 19:09
Fruit racism. Can’t they all just get along?
Carl D'Agostino
July 14th, 2012 at 19:20
…and enjoy a few fruit cocktails.
territerri
July 14th, 2012 at 19:25
Good one, Carl!
Maxi
July 15th, 2012 at 05:58
Maybe the apples are pining out of jealousy.
Blessings – Maxi
Carl D'Agostino
July 15th, 2012 at 06:52
Because they don’t know how to surf.
Mark Petruska
July 15th, 2012 at 12:54
Wait til the Bing family finds out the cherry tomato really isn’t one of them, either.
Carl D'Agostino
July 15th, 2012 at 20:07
Will the Bings then have a bang?”
Tony McGurk
July 15th, 2012 at 16:57
I was gunna say “He’s not really a pine either” but the 1st commenter beat me too it. I guess that’s what happens when you’re late to the party.
Carl D'Agostino
July 15th, 2012 at 20:08
But you folks that follow from Aus, NZ, Tas and S Afr have half a day jump on India then east coast USA.
idiotprufs
July 15th, 2012 at 23:11
The apples are jealous because the pinapple can Dole it out.
Carl D'Agostino
July 16th, 2012 at 06:33
I voted for him. Seems the guy I vote for always loses.
Tammy @ LaughingAtEverydayLife
July 15th, 2012 at 23:25
Love it!
Carl D'Agostino
July 16th, 2012 at 06:33
One of my favs. Thanks for visit.
blackwatertown
July 16th, 2012 at 14:59
How do you like them apples, huh?
Carl D'Agostino
July 16th, 2012 at 15:05
Ha ! So simple and I did not even think of that.
duckofindeed
July 17th, 2012 at 17:49
Hey, I thought it was illegal to impersonate an apple!
Carl D'Agostino
July 17th, 2012 at 23:41
Dell and Mac will sue.
Deb
July 20th, 2012 at 08:51
Don’t know how I had missed this one, Carl!…Good one!
Carl D'Agostino
July 20th, 2012 at 12:01
I think the colors accent the punch line here.