May 24th, 2012 at 07:38
Maybe, just maybe, this big thing about to happen prevents long-suffering of some ailment down the road. You know, just thinking positive.
May 24th, 2012 at 07:46
OK Miss Positive. You sit on the bench.
May 24th, 2012 at 08:08
Chuckling away here!
May 24th, 2012 at 08:17
Better put on your running shoes !
May 24th, 2012 at 08:30
The good news is that the horoscop is spot-on. (Whenever I read them, they make no sense!)
May 24th, 2012 at 11:38
This fellow is going to be a spot alright.
May 24th, 2012 at 08:41
That is the last time I open up one of your comic with a mouth full of coffee…lol
Good one, Car!
May 24th, 2012 at 11:41
Ah, an eruption of success for me. Splitter splatter. Hope you didn’t wet up the crossword puzzle.
May 24th, 2012 at 19:04
Lol…a bit on the monitor and key-board…nothing series though. Thanks for a good laugh this morning!
May 24th, 2012 at 09:18
HAH! I can relate. Love this one.
May 24th, 2012 at 11:42
Well yo feets best get to steppin. Now.
Bridgesburning Chris King
May 24th, 2012 at 09:36
May 24th, 2012 at 11:43
Bad time for an astronomy lesson for this poor chap.
May 24th, 2012 at 10:31
That seems about right for my day so far
May 24th, 2012 at 11:46
Remember Perry Como ? “Catch a falling star and put in your pocket” When I was a kid I wanted to do that if I could catch one but knew mother would beat the holy tar outta me with the giant Sicilian wooden salad spoon for burning a hole in my pants.
May 24th, 2012 at 10:41
Yikes … I think I’ll leave for Vancouver, I mean Hawaii or maybe San Fran … or maybe better Saskatchewan … so many choices, so many kinds of “big things” to look forward to, C …
May 24th, 2012 at 11:49
I spent a day in Vancouver in 1985. What a clean and delightful place. Saw those big gardens and Grouse mountain. I still have a paper weight size stone from there.
May 24th, 2012 at 11:00
And you will be on fire today!
A ball of fire !
May 24th, 2012 at 11:35
Wasn’t it ‘The Doors’ that sang…”Smoke on the water, fire in the sky”? They had no IDEA…
May 24th, 2012 at 11:50
I can’t remember but Doors, Led Zep and Beatles were my favs.
May 24th, 2012 at 11:39
“Where as a large purple thing is coming mi..”
May 24th, 2012 at 11:52
I remember Purple People Eater song late 1950′s I think.
May 24th, 2012 at 12:34
“G_ _ D_ _ _ _ G_ _ _ _ _ _ S G_ _ _ _ B_ _ _ S O_ F_ _ E
Wanna buy a vowel
May 24th, 2012 at 14:52
OK Craig. You finally get a 10 + for the comment. N_ Sh_t !
May 24th, 2012 at 12:40
Plop…and that’s what the guy reading the paper gets for ignoring the person trying to talk to him!
May 24th, 2012 at 14:53
You just get so engrossed reading about the Yankees winning and hitting 4 homers in last night’s game !
May 24th, 2012 at 14:08
yes the big things coming toward us but we should see them carfull.
May 24th, 2012 at 14:54
Yes, time to mooooove !
May 24th, 2012 at 16:55
Goodie. Now I can retire
May 24th, 2012 at 20:46
This would be about my luck, Carl. Thanks for the chuckle.
May 24th, 2012 at 22:12
I hope I am lucky. I am a Gemini and “in season” now.
May 24th, 2012 at 21:02
Kinda looks like a chocolate chip cookie to me. If chocolate chip cookies were purple, that is…
May 24th, 2012 at 22:11
Now that’s a meteor storm I would care to be bombarded with.
May 25th, 2012 at 02:39
So true. How many times does the horoscope say, big things. Yet they never say whether it’s a good big thing or a meteor. Ha ha!
May 25th, 2012 at 07:30
Yes, seems they are pouposely vague to allow infinite possibilities like that Taoism and that ying /yang stuff. I call it Chinese mystery talk.
Three Well Beings
May 25th, 2012 at 03:13
Some days come at you just like this! Reminds me of one of my frequent thoughts: Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is really a train coming at you! I like the “other guy” in your cartoon. He sees it coming and has the good sense to run for the hills! Debra
May 25th, 2012 at 07:32
I have experienced things like that too. We make plans and God laughs and plays tricks on us too.
May 25th, 2012 at 08:55
Taking it one step further from your 1st comment. Of course the fireball shrunk as it entered the atmosphere by friction. By the time Bob the butthole decided what he desired was a cigarette, the fireball was the size of a peanut. Reaching for his Zippo lighter, he remembered a gang of Polynesian bikers had taken it from him hours before after they beat him for his refusal to pay the Columbian prostitute he and his fellow workers had hired for the night. Depressed and wanting to smoke his cigarette, he raised his voice to the heavens and cried to God that without a cigarette to smoke, he’d commit suicide. God, not wanting his whining ass anywhere near him had foreseen these events and 6 months earlier canceled all funding for the international space station. With no funding, it eventually plunged to earth in the form of a fireball just as Bob sat on the bench. The plunging fireball (now the size of a dime and worth even less, if that is possible) streaked past his cigarette, lighting it. Giving no thanks to God, he then spent the next 6 minutes happily puffing away. Meanwhile, God was planning his revenge on Bob by allowing a small tumor to form from all of Bob’s smoking. Payback is a bitch Bob! (there, a happy ending!)
May 25th, 2012 at 09:13
OMG Have’t hadda drink in over 10 years and down to about 14 cigarettes a day. And I am a good Presbyterian. Do you think we can get God to cut me some slack ?
May 25th, 2012 at 15:23
No such luck! God is already tormenting you. Where as you wish to aspire to be a world renowned author and artist, God played a joke on you and now you’ll forever be drawing corny (but much appreciated by your fans) cartoons of folks being fire bombed by meteors! My advice? Tell God you’re increasing to 4 packs a day and two bottles of tequila. That’ll do one of 3 things. #1- You’ll die and be able to play poker with God. #2 He’ll give you the desires of your heart so you stop smoking and drinking because he really doesn’t want your company. #3 You get really drunk, light a fart and blow yourself into heaven prematurely. Anyway you look at it, it sounds like a plan!
May 25th, 2012 at 15:32
Seems like you have earned a MDIV, MTS, PhD and ThD from Harvard. Whew.
May 26th, 2012 at 04:46
He doesn’t care
May 26th, 2012 at 09:35
May 26th, 2012 at 11:24
Maybe tomorrow’s horoscope will be better. Oooops. There may not be a tomorrow for this poor sap.
May 26th, 2012 at 16:13
That’s great! In college I used to “translate” horoscopes for two friends to make them read like every day was the end of the world. Ahh… memories!
May 26th, 2012 at 16:28
Everytime it says I will be lucky I buy $20 lottery tickets and never win.
May 26th, 2012 at 18:29
Lol so awesome! I’m glad I randomly found your site, Carl. I wish I was brave enough to do more cartoons and such…I feel like not many would get my humor. Anyways, this is the 5th posts of yours I’ve visited and just wanted to let you know you gained a new subscriber!
May 26th, 2012 at 20:03
Welcome Nate. Hey, give it a try anyway. I do not post some things here because I harvest a lot of ideas from history and literature and assume the reference or allusion may not be understood. I have been delightfully surprised. Lately a lot of people have randomly found this site from India, Middle East and Malaysia. Can’t imagine how.
May 27th, 2012 at 08:41
Your images are looking more vibrant Carl. Are you doing something different?
May 27th, 2012 at 11:39
Yes, I am learning how to color with the computer in gimp program and it allows me to clean it up and straighten hand drawn lines. No longer use colored pencil and scan. I still do draw by hand and scan and fill in the sketch. Yes, choice of color is important. It takes me a long time however.
May 27th, 2012 at 11:40
Am about to get 100 cartoon book on createspace. Use self help package and upload everything pdf and no startup charge. Will design my own front and back covers.
May 27th, 2012 at 12:54
I wondered if you were getting ready to print or publish something. Sounds like you found a good way to do that.
You will get faster with the software with time. It looks great.
May 28th, 2012 at 12:08
wow, it’s happening too fast
May 28th, 2012 at 16:55
Our lives are but a moment on the scale of time.
June 1st, 2012 at 01:08
This one really made me smile!
June 1st, 2012 at 05:37
That’s why we are here.
June 2nd, 2012 at 18:27
Ha Ha Ha
June 2nd, 2012 at 18:29
He better duck or he’ll have a quacked head.
June 2nd, 2012 at 22:24
That would be MY luck!
June 3rd, 2012 at 06:58
Naw. You’ve got that big all American family to protect you.
June 2nd, 2012 at 22:29
This is why I don’t read horoscopes…
June 3rd, 2012 at 06:59
Then how would you know to beware ? Of course they speak in riddles like here so you don’t really know.
June 3rd, 2012 at 09:26
LOL… poor chap !!!
June 3rd, 2012 at 12:50
He’ll have to move “very ” quickly now. Thanks for visit.
June 4th, 2012 at 17:56
I hate it when meteorites pelt me in the head. Such a nuisance.
June 4th, 2012 at 18:14
You have two choices. Get a thick steel helmet or live on a safer planet.
June 14th, 2012 at 23:14
Thank you for the laugh…I needed it. I want to thank you for commenting, following and liking the PCA blog and articles. Wishing you continued success, Jay
June 15th, 2012 at 05:35
success to you as well.
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